Vladimir Putin has signed on a plan to organize the production of game consoles and a Steam-like platform to distribute games in Russia.

“And it can play all the games at 144fps in 4k?”

“Da.”

“Now where is the mechanism that brainwashes the user to hate capitalism?”

“That’s in the game. You see, Vlad, we put special hats in the game and the only way to obtain them is by buying keys to unlock boxes that only give you a small, random chance at getting the hat you want.”

“Da… Da… This pleases me.”

Only the highest of priorities for this guy!

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Can’t he save himself some time and buy a fail platform and force people to use it?

Same outcome 100%

Stadia: I make comeback?

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They’ll make a bootleg SNES called the Super FamiComrade

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And all the games will be about conquering the world for Glorious Mother Russia.

Remember that ridicoulus clicker game called slav armada? The whole point was to slav - ifiy the whole world. You could also slavify motherland, by the power of vodka. It’s been ages I haven’t played it…

get ready to laugh guys, the plan will fail miserably

Pish posh, I’m sure it will run tetris perfectly well.

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They couldn’t get real Tetris, but Soviet Blocs is even better, comrade.

Do you know where Tetris was created?

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Yep, but that ruins the joke!

Back to the soviet union, or medieval age where globalisation and freedom are not existent.

He wants that CS2 money

TBH that explains a lot. Kyiv is pretty much B if you look at the map of Ukraine. And the reason the Russians couldn’t properly rush it is because they didn’t have enough P90s.

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There’s warmongering despot money and then there’s TF2 hats money…

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Wouldn’t Wario fit better?

How CCP of them.

And run those games on washing machine cpus?

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Varoufakis seems to have a point about cloudalism…

The Dendy is making a comeback, boys!

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Dendy Deck

Ah yes consoles 😉 and not missile guidance hardware disguised as consoles. Bet China asked them to do this, so Chinese consumer electronics manufactures can supply war machines to Russia without risking to get completely shutout of the US and EU market.

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