Fortnite Players Are Peeved About Solid Snake's Flat Ass - IGN
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Solid Snake, the recurring protagonist of the Metal Gear franchise, is making his Fortnite debut as a bonus skin offered in the Chapter 5, Season 1 Battle Pass. But the hunky assassin is no longer sporting his once-thick booty.

Solid Snake, the recurring protagonist of the Metal Gear franchise, is making his Fortnite debut as a bonus skin offered in the Chapter 5, Season 1 Battle Pass. But the hunky assassin is no longer sporting his once-thick booty.

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Why would Epic do this when every woman in this game has a dump truck wider than her shoulders?

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Sometimes people like man butts.

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I assume in part because every woman has an absolute dump truck

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Peak gaming journalism

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A travesty.

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They clearly didn’t do their homework

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Holy shit how did I miss this.

It even sounds just like him.

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It’s the actual voice actor. He did it for the memes

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Holy shit memes are powerful

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Memes are the most valuable substance in the universe

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Finally some relevant news.

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And somehow without a misleading headline.

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I remember a similar outrage when Snake was revealed for Smash Bros Ultimate.

And for good reason. He’s canonically dummy-thicc.

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And the clap of his asscheeks keeps alerting the guards

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MUJ9iXxHk0

As a side note, if you ever try a crouching run, you’ll realize real soon how it leads to a similar pair of thicc cheeks

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If anyone gets their squats in, it’s snake. Dude should be caked up.

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Why does this keep happening? As pointed out in the article, every time Snake shows up in a crossover his ass gets flatter. If they had caked him up, fans would be rejoicing, and instead everyone is posting old the Smash Bros. Brawl vs. Ultimate comparison pic.

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I love you’re pfp. Kenshin’s face always makes me happy :)

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I don’t mean to be rude, but

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Sometimes I like a little irreverence in my journalism instead of the constant stream of death and suffering

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And that’s all you need to know about Fortnite players.

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I’m far more peeved as an MGS fan at everything Konami has done with the IP post Kojima. Fuck Konami.

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