Is there a SCP monster for EA or other big game company’s marketing teams? Because they’re a reality bending entity that creates unrealistic tasks that others are forced to do, despite knowing they won’t manage AND will end up as lifeless husks either way
Oh hey, EA is taking an upcoming sequel, dumping a shit ton of money into it in short time, and trying to get it pushed out the doors with unrealistic sales goals?
I’m certain this has happened many other times but the first and only other example I know off the top of my head is Dead Space 3. “The last game barely sold like we wanted it to sell, so this time you’re going to almost double the previous sales target in less time.”
Predictions: It will be the biggest failure of the franchise, just before a big game industry crash, and will be remembered as “the E.T. of the mid-2020’s”. Elon Musk and some other MAGA oligarchs will do their best to consolidate whatever remains of the industry into a few and far-right hands.
Yep the problem is that’s what shareholders expect so the CEO has to say it. If he doesn’t say it share price goes down. Investors are a bunch of vapid idiots thank goodness Valve is private.
Idk. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe has sold about 70 million copies - and even Black Ops 3 only sold 43 million copies. Battlefied 1 (2018) is the battlefield with the most sales: 25 million
Sadly, there are probably a lot of developers who are burning the candle at both ends to push this out the door, on an unrealistic schedule. And who will then burn the candle in the middle as well when the release is a buggy mess. Only to finally be tossed aside like so much trash when the game fails to realize these unrealistic expectations. And all of that will squarely be the fault of management, who will wipe away crocodile tears with the profits this game will generate. Just not the profit they unrealistically promised investors; so you know, the game was actually a failure. Fuck EA’s management, the world would probably be a better place if the C-Level suite and board room got emptied out by some disaster.
“Among the things that we are predicting is that we won’t have to cannibalize anyone else’s sales,” an Ars Technica source said. “That there’s just such an appetite out there for shooters of this kind that we will just naturally be able to get the audience that we need.”
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]
Video game news oriented community. No NanoUFO is not a bot :)
Posts.
News oriented content (general reviews, previews or retrospectives allowed).
Broad discussion posts (preferably not only about a specific game).
No humor/memes etc…
No affiliate links
No advertising.
No clickbait, editorialized, sensational titles. State the game in question in the title. No all caps.
No self promotion.
No duplicate posts, newer post will be deleted unless there is more discussion in one of the posts.
No politics.
Comments.
No personal attacks.
Obey instance rules.
No low effort comments(one or two words, emoji etc…)
Please use spoiler tags for spoilers.
My goal is just to have a community where people can go and see what new game news is out for the day and comment on it.
Is there a SCP monster for EA or other big game company’s marketing teams? Because they’re a reality bending entity that creates unrealistic tasks that others are forced to do, despite knowing they won’t manage AND will end up as lifeless husks either way
Insanity. Hey, let’s spend 400+ million on a franchise IP, and then expect player numbers to beat the last 3 combined.
Oh, you didn’t hit the target? Guess we gotta close the studio.
Just remember, it was your failure and
our customersmean gamers who caused it, not us and our “projections”This is either an intentional way of announcing layoffs without coming right out and saying that, or EA is insane
Both. Definitely both.
Oh hey, EA is taking an upcoming sequel, dumping a shit ton of money into it in short time, and trying to get it pushed out the doors with unrealistic sales goals?
I’m certain this has happened many other times but the first and only other example I know off the top of my head is Dead Space 3. “The last game barely sold like we wanted it to sell, so this time you’re going to almost double the previous sales target in less time.”
Predictions: It will be the biggest failure of the franchise, just before a big game industry crash, and will be remembered as “the E.T. of the mid-2020’s”. Elon Musk and some other MAGA oligarchs will do their best to consolidate whatever remains of the industry into a few and far-right hands.
Even if they gave it away for free, they probably wouldn’t hit that. Absolutely going to be used to justify layoffs.
Laying the groundwork for mass layoffs after a successful launch.
Maybe this time they’ll let Linux users play.
afaik linux players can still play older battlefields, like battlefield 4, which is probably superior to 2042
Yup, I still play it pretty often despite all the cheaters. Battlefield hardline was the last battlefield to allow Linux users.
How many games have even hit that number? Only Minecraft, Roblox, and Fortnite have likely hit those kind of numbers.
Yeah, that’s mobile game territory.
Yep the problem is that’s what shareholders expect so the CEO has to say it. If he doesn’t say it share price goes down. Investors are a bunch of vapid idiots thank goodness Valve is private.
Idk. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe has sold about 70 million copies - and even Black Ops 3 only sold 43 million copies. Battlefied 1 (2018) is the battlefield with the most sales: 25 million
Edit: I give them 30 million sold copies maximum
Concord
Concord 2 - Marathon
Concord 3 - Battlefield
If BF6 even gets close to that number I will eat my own socks. Such an unrealistic sales goal.
But have you considered, line goes up?
Sadly, there are probably a lot of developers who are burning the candle at both ends to push this out the door, on an unrealistic schedule. And who will then burn the candle in the middle as well when the release is a buggy mess. Only to finally be tossed aside like so much trash when the game fails to realize these unrealistic expectations. And all of that will squarely be the fault of management, who will wipe away crocodile tears with the profits this game will generate. Just not the profit they unrealistically promised investors; so you know, the game was actually a failure. Fuck EA’s management, the world would probably be a better place if the C-Level suite and board room got emptied out by some disaster.
“Among the things that we are predicting is that we won’t have to cannibalize anyone else’s sales,” an Ars Technica source said. “That there’s just such an appetite out there for shooters of this kind that we will just naturally be able to get the audience that we need.”
Lol
Sure, they can do that easily.
Just release for free on all platforms including mobile.