This. Android is a tinker toy OS that squats like a fat toad on top of the Linux kernel and slurps up your personal data while barring you from doing anything useful with it.

14 years ago, man.

Edit: I fogor how to count

Wait, it runs Android? One one hand ewww, on the other ooo F-droid store!

SBC gaming and Emulator handhelds have rekindles my zest for gaming. Mainstream consoles are dull and uninspired monetization machines while PCs are overrun with GPU fetishists and Steam cultists.

Better lie down for this fact: 3DS is considered retro.

Neat! Can it run WiiU games as well?

I’m pretty sure SMT has prior art.

And it’s for the better, the AAA games industry devours talent and spits out mediocrity and burnouts. I would prefer that small indie studios keep control of their creative output rather than being devoured by the money machine.

I’ve genuinely had more fun with an 80€ Anbernic loaded with old Gameboy games than any other modern console.

My man Geralt looked like he was in dire need of a nap during the entire run of Witcher 3. Let him rest, people.

Idgaf about online multiplayer, only local and singleplayer.

I haven’t heard anything from MS on the subject of Xbox since the release of PS5. I think it’s dead in the water.

Spiritfarer: Farewell edition, Celeste and Stardew valley.

Yeah, Epic Megagames were a part of my childhood, it’s sad to see them turn into another greedy coroporation.

Too bad, I use Steam and it works wonderfully on Linux, but i don’t want it to be the only option.

Wizard of legend is a free game…

Squidward putting down beach chair

…on the Epic game store!

Squidward picking up beach chair and leaving in disgust

Semi-permanency is not a defining feature of roguelikes, in most of them every run starts from scratch.

I still wonder why the hell is this game classified as a roguelike? It’s poker mixed with MTG. Also, why are you crying dude? You made a literal slot machine.

BMW looks like a terribly mediocre souls-like, and it’s like 60 bucks on Steam. The hype surrounding it is manufactured AF.

I have to suffer the dead eyed stare of these abominations every time I visit my local book store. Who the hell is buying those?

It depends, am I going to be a washed up disco star or a car obsessed binoclard?

The absolute state of AAA gaming nowadays.

So the complaint is that sales are not as large as the inflated projections. Have these clowns in three piece suits even tried their shitshow of a product?

Wisdom of the ancients!

Reminder that Steve Wozniak is the true Apple genius.

Whaaat, you don’t want to pay a monthly fee for games that people emulated 20 years ago on their PCs? Heathen! Blasphemer! To the salt mines with you!

Noooo, we can’t let companies lose on bad investments, it is a sin in the eyes of The Red Line! Quickly, let’s whip up a bailout for those poor billionares!