For plastic? Ridiculous.

Shame, I’m never buying a game from the Epic Store.

Oh well.

Just pirate and emulate the Xbox version lol

I just started using FUTO and it seems pretty solid

I have not. Thanks for the suggestions!

Hotswappable batteries and an option for a keyboard would be nice too. Virtual keyboards seem like they’re getting shittier (at least on Android) and they never matched the accuracy of a regular keyboard.

What a ripoff lol

Step 1: Slaughter and cook chicken

Step 2: Leave in random place

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit!!!

Why are the floors covered in entire chickens that have been fully cooked are perfectly safe to eat?

Could be a challenge, could also be an opportunity to make a genuinely good story because you have so much freedom.

Maybe we’ll find out more details later but we don’t know anything for sure yet. Publishers doing shady stuff wouldn’t surprise me one bit, but I’ve heard of devs doing sketchy stuff too.

*claiming to not know anything

Another post above said they may have been faking reviews, if so, they would almost certainly play dumb when caught.

Mostly Elder Scrolls Online and Barony

Yoshi’s Crafted World is pretty ideal for a young kid, there’s a special mode for young kids too where you basically can’t fail.

You might also enjoy Four Last Things if you enjoyed Pentiment’s style.

Obra Dinn is good if you like mystery games

STALKER 2 is the only new game I think I bought this year

Uh, nets IRL for starters, but there are shitloads of games with capture and summon mechanics ranging from Ghost Busters to ARK to Ratchet and Clank to fucking Skyrim.

Edit: Downvote all you want, but don’t ask the question if you don’t want the answer.

“Don’t innovate, litigate!”

-Nintendo

That’s because it is, Pokemon didn’t come up with it, they just made it popular.

Use a Steamdeck or an old system, plenty of great games don’t need a high end cutting edge rig (most don’t really)

I could never get into watching other people play video games just like I could never get into watching other people play sports: They both usually bore me pretty quickly even with ones I have fun playing.

I’ve been used to PC gaming for decades now, it’s far too late for that Phil.

I got kinda up there, I think I had a lizard dude shadow knight somewhere between 40-60 but it’s been a reeeaaaallly long time since I played.

I 100% thought this was Everquest

I heard Bowser even slapped him around a bit

edit: For those who seem to be struggling here, I am being facetious. No, the CEO of Nintendo did not travel to South America to slap a child. This is all a joke reference to copypasta mocking Nintendo’s shitty, overly litigious behavior, calm down.

These patents are absolute bullshit and should be thrown the fuck out: They have existed in countless games and both predate Pokemon. It’s absolutely insane what large corporations get away with by abusing the system because they have the resources to do so, while regular everyday people and small companies get screwed repeatedly.

Learn to take a joke please, it’s a copypasta reference

Looks like you missed theirs by a pretty wide berth too though

I was more of a Palm guy back then, but I picked up a Droid after getting sick of Palm fucking up their new OS and cheaping out on their flagships. They could have been great, but they chose to be shit because they took too many shortcuts and fought too much internally. Design/interface wise, the Pre and PalmOS were brilliant - way ahead of their time.

Adding the 2 was the worst choice they ever made IMO

RIP Forgotten Weapons

Minecraft, Hades, Solitaire, Civ, Gunfire Reborn, Vampire Survivor, Vampire Hunters, and Placid Plastic Duck Simulator,

Doesn’t really affect the pirates, they can just ignore what she says and use her cracks to enjoy the game or wait until they remove Denuvo I guess.

As usual, DRM punishes paying customers.

I’m on Mbin, but there’s at least one upliftingnews magazines/communities out there hosted on a Lemmy instance.

TIL: People still play WOW

There are places in the US where you can if you’re lucky enough to move there and/or live close to work, but yeah, it’s a struggle for Americans to safely bike commute almost everywhere.

Fuck yeah!

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Just uh, ride a bike (or buy an old car I guess, but bikes are more fun and good exercise)

It can’t spy on me if it doesn’t exist.