First off spoilers

Second off I’m 100% sure no one is coming to lemmy to see how to beat silksong

Fun fact they still haven’t fixed a bug where landing on the jakobs planet with the jungles kills some of the audio from the game on ps4/5

AAA games could never

I’m not implying there aren’t any improvements this time around I just feel like the improvements and corner cutting cancel each other out but that’s just my opinion

With each gen we got some advancements. Now they’re cutting corners for share holders

Switch 1 in 2017

But then they won’t tell you that switch 2 uses the same type of capacitive analog sticks cursed with stick drift instead up updating to Hall effect sticks. Or that you really really don’t own the games because the games are actually just download keys.

Edit to add: Pro controllers also cost more than last gen and they’re lower craftsmanship and aren’t repair friendly because they weld plastic instead of using screws

Some enthusiasts would have you believe that with prices adjusted for inflation the switch 2 is actually a deal at $450 and get mad when you say other wise

Not being enshittified? Game carts that are just game keys that we don’t own? Ad software being sold as an “experience”? Still using sticks that drift when the last console suffered from the same issue?

New conspiracy theory unlocked

It’s less development hell and more were in a bioshock universe where we don’t get another game. Ultimate immersion if you ask me

/s

Back in my day console prices would go down after being on the market for a few years

Inb4 we get max payne remakes before gta 6

Xbox kills game studios

If they’re on ps4 too they’re ps4 games

Ps5 has the same amount of games as switch 2

And then they’ll fire everyone who showed up to work that day

I’m tired of all this far right puritanical bullshit

Also rarely get the credit they deserve

And Japan has a toxic work life balance

Uhh 200cc? Do you mean the extra mode? Mirror 150cc? Have I been missing out all this time?

They won’t put your name in the credits

They rip the emulators from your hands then increase the price on the console. That’s anti consumer af

Waiting for xsx to go on clearance

Oh god they’ve been shitting on video games since pinball. Get some new lines bro

And then they get mad when you mod your console to run custom firmware with no ads

I can spot an n64 texture with my hands tied behind my back!

Sorry the Nintendo ninjas are holding you hostage

Sorry you spent $500 on a switch pro. Great selling or actually available? Pick one

Bait comment

He may not have said they were stupid exactly but he did tell the devs they were a flimsy choice for connecting the controllers

Edited to add a more direct source

https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/nintendo-legend-iwata-once-rejected-switch-2s-magnetic-joy-cons-but-the-team-refused-to-give-up/

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/nintendo-switch-could-have-had-magnetic-joy-cons-like-switch-2/1100-6530577/

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/nintendo-switch-could-have-had-magnetic-joy-cons-like-switch-2/1100-6530577/

Lmao they added magnets even after Iwata told them it was fucking stupid

Recently modded my gba to have a laminated ips screen and over the past week I’ve dove into fire emblem advance wars and ff4

Do Nintendo next

Can you uhh put some good stuff in it for us common folks please

Gta 6 breakdowns keeping YouTube in business

Secrets. Secrets everywhere.

That’s wild we got a gta 6 trailer before gta 6

It’s in 1 where you find the item to avoid swamp damage

Pride and accomplishment baybeee

HUH?! Buy a mig switch?!

They reinvent it to patent it so no one else copies them

Which is fucking bullshit

Nintendo should be banned from patent offices