“…Divorced from changing of times”

Because you fit Metroid in an open-world shaped hole instead of trying to make a good game that was divorced from cashing in on the latest trends.

Other countries drag their leaders for less

That hammer looks like it hits like a truck and I’m here for it

That’s the final piece Netflix needed to FINALLY make a game from their game studio.

/s

That dev is a magician

Color blind options even for those that aren’t color blind. Sometimes they add a different ui color palette which is fun

But how do the shareholders feel?

The “anonymous gooner gamers” or uninformed consumers are why the companies get away with shit like this. Because they keep throwing money to buy the next best thing

GTA will proceed to break all media sales records because why do the right thing when you can buy a new shiny toy to spend your hard earned capitalism bucks on

It was an old download but it’s weird because everything else in the folder deleted except that single file.

Last night I had to go into powershell to delete an mp3 because for some reason I couldn’t just right click and delete because I needed admin permission. I built you I’m not an admin I’m god

They need more time to union bust. They don’t want to share profits with the help

Inb4 their games come out even more broken

They saying they got fired for leaks but I want them to break the ndas they made the fired workers sign to hear the workers side of all this

How bout they put that nemesis system up for sale

Damn it looks like hyper demon and skate had a baby. That’s hot

Aren’t the cod games made by 3 different studios that take turns with their releases? Or did they stop doing that? I remember infinity ward, Treyarchand I can’t recall the 3rd

Randy tomorrow: “if you wanna play bl4 get a stronger switch 2”

Their “close deal” and “close studio” keys are right next to each other on their keyboards. Simple mistake to make

First off spoilers

Second off I’m 100% sure no one is coming to lemmy to see how to beat silksong

Fun fact they still haven’t fixed a bug where landing on the jakobs planet with the jungles kills some of the audio from the game on ps4/5

AAA games could never

I’m not implying there aren’t any improvements this time around I just feel like the improvements and corner cutting cancel each other out but that’s just my opinion

With each gen we got some advancements. Now they’re cutting corners for share holders

Switch 1 in 2017

But then they won’t tell you that switch 2 uses the same type of capacitive analog sticks cursed with stick drift instead up updating to Hall effect sticks. Or that you really really don’t own the games because the games are actually just download keys.

Edit to add: Pro controllers also cost more than last gen and they’re lower craftsmanship and aren’t repair friendly because they weld plastic instead of using screws

Some enthusiasts would have you believe that with prices adjusted for inflation the switch 2 is actually a deal at $450 and get mad when you say other wise

Not being enshittified? Game carts that are just game keys that we don’t own? Ad software being sold as an “experience”? Still using sticks that drift when the last console suffered from the same issue?

New conspiracy theory unlocked

It’s less development hell and more were in a bioshock universe where we don’t get another game. Ultimate immersion if you ask me

/s

Back in my day console prices would go down after being on the market for a few years

Inb4 we get max payne remakes before gta 6

Xbox kills game studios

If they’re on ps4 too they’re ps4 games

Ps5 has the same amount of games as switch 2

And then they’ll fire everyone who showed up to work that day

I’m tired of all this far right puritanical bullshit

Also rarely get the credit they deserve

And Japan has a toxic work life balance

Uhh 200cc? Do you mean the extra mode? Mirror 150cc? Have I been missing out all this time?

They won’t put your name in the credits

They rip the emulators from your hands then increase the price on the console. That’s anti consumer af