Destiny 2.

Started playing it shortly after launch, then they completely fucked it up. Stuck around for a few years playing with friends from time to time, but the latest Diet Star Wars expansion completely killed any vestige of enthusiasm I had for it. Refunded it after two hours when I realised it…just wasn’t fun.

Absolutely deserved. Good on em!

Then the inevitable yotube mashup with Geoff proudly proclaiming GOTY to Clair Beach 33: Expedition Death!

FemShep Best Shep

“And then suddenly, tentacles”

Me: scrolling looks good!

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Me: …

Let’s be fair, it’s been dead in the water for years. That last one was disgraceful.

I will guarantee that some kid is already going around the playground saying their uncle works at Sony and he’s seen the PS6.

Get fucked Netflix.

Doom. Was on more PCs than Windows, defined a genre and is still referenced today.

I hope everyone’s SSDs have enough SPACE

id software moving PC specs forward? You’re KIDDING. Outrage, I tell you!

Wait, didn’t Quake require a math coprocessor enabled CPU?

Hang on, Quake 3 required a 3D accelerator… Outrageous!

Raytracing hardware has been around for the better part of a decade now. It’s time.

And Quake III required a 3D accelerator. RTX has been around long enough.

How’s this game going? Haven’t been able to try it myself yet.

When does it ever look good for Ubisoft?

Oh shit, dead in the water for me also.

“T-BUFFER! MOTION BLUR! External power supplies! Wait, why isn’t anyone buying this?”

Oh that game is CRAZY. Free too!

Came here to post this! Every new Steam account gets a copy, it’s the law.

Yeah fuck that. Not like I was going anyway, but they did this last time as well.

Won’t be watching it… Just like last time.

My gf watched me play through all of Detroit, and then started to wonder “what would happen if x didn’t y?” Aaaand rabbit hole time.

I’m up to the bridge. Still a classic.

Halo.

The Only Thing They Fear Is Snooze

Randy will just him a signed copy of the movie

This is huge. Valve have never distributed their stuff down here, so hopefully we might see the Index at some point too.

iRacing in the streets, Mario Kart in the sheets

Hell yes it does. Great games.

Naar links! Naar rechts!

I think you’ll be okay. I believe the game drops in an AI if it cannot find another player tbh.

That’s fair… probably should have spoiler tagged it. My bad.

I sat my girlfriend down to play Journey a few years ago. She’d never played it and went in blind.

The realisation at the end that the other pilgrim was another actual player blew her mind.

Oh man, Wiimote and nunchuck on Metroid Prime was incredible. So goddamn intuitive. You just… point at everything. I’ve actually been holding off on the remake because my one and only playthrough of MP1 was with the wiimote. It ruled.

If they take too much fucking longer I’m gonna look for my RPG fix Elsweyr.

Poor Bob. That looked like it hurt.

He obviously got over it though.

Doom RTX is very impressive too, if you have yourself a raytracing card I’d give that a shot too if you’re replaying.

First time? Do it proper. Crunchy crunchy pixels. Mmmm

If it gets OpenVR support and works on iRacing, I’ll buy one immediately.

If it works with Steam, I’m in.

Boom!

Grind!

“You’re not allowed to enjoy that! HOW DARE YOU HAVE FUN”

Sweet, now PS5 owners will be able to dig through menus for hours and run around desolate landscapes achieving fuck-all!