Take this:

https://xkcd.com/538/

And now encourage people to cut off your thumb

Well, it is, we know that for a fact. For both it being a helpful tool and the fact that Google looks at your private pictures.

Nice, and now I can check out what the armor mods are looking like these days

(They better be slutty, Gale needs to let his brat out)

Linux. I’ve been putting if off because of hardware reasons that would be annoying to explain beyond the solution is upgrading the motherboard, which is bottlenecking me anyways.

3 characters missing?

Nah. Riven’s in it for sure. Literally zero chance otherwise. They say Katarina was cut but they for sure want that skin money so she’s either launch or first DLC.

Since Arcane is a thing and Jinx is confirmed you can bet Vi’s there too.

The minds of ZAUM, not the losers who own it

Depends on the sci-fi and depends on the Fantasy!

Or bad management and it’s an inefficient mess that simultaneously breaks its workers.

Just like Vampire Survivors!

I don’t know why people keep calling it rogue like. Rogue-likes have a lot more randomness than an easily manipulated item drop system. I don’t know that a random map is a necessity but it certainly needs something along those lines.

I didn’t know that, but it fits. That or bullet heaven.

Skyrim you could at least argue nailed a sweet spot of customization and player freedom with simplicity for the normies.

Or maybe they just liked the race war subtext?

I feel like when you’re spewing fire from your hands the CC should be a level 1 benefit and not a late/mid? game unlock if the damage isn’t impressive either.

So it’s his fault that destruction magic sucked.

Noted…

Kickstart it again bitches

(I don’t join Kickstarters)

https://www.businessinsider.com/rentech-simons-gamestop-meme-stock-price-nvidia-tesla-amc-portfolio-2024-5

Some hedge funds lost money.

Others were the ones manipulating the market in the first place.

But the g*mers told me he cared about the little guy?!?

I think you’re sleeping on the nostalgia factor for a lot of old gamers who had enough cash for a bit of a “fuck you” purchase but not enough discipline to buy a rifle or enough education to know that Wall Street doesn’t lose money when you buy stocks.

25 Nazis seething so far

Interestingly enough, autocorrect is changing Varric to Varrick, but also yes.

Varrick is a national treasure (but DA2 did kind of suck)

Fashion, ever heard of it??? /J

Yeah, it’s fucking embarrassing to have this rig as a middle class g*mer, much less an oligarch.

Or I referenced their last title from the series to provide context on what EA might possibly have expected from this release.

I don’t think they expected it to make, or lose, $6b

Dragon Age Inquisition sold 12 million copies.

I have to assume the “underperformance” causing this dip is mostly on FC25.

Don’t forget Fury!

Just, uh, be careful if she shows a sudden interest in certain “relationship aids” just in case it was less about what the balls were attached to than the pure act itself

There’s not a point in arguing with fascists, they didn’t reach their worldview through an observation of reality and you won’t deprogram them over the internet.

For another matter, chances are these two idiots are just one idiot with a sock puppet.

I only played it on launch and I’m pretty sure the starting line up was mostly straight white dudes with a war crime fetish.

It’s also fucking impossible if you’re telling a game with any kind of narrative at all. Based on Lords of the Fallen though, saying their games had a narrative is indeed a stretch.

It’s fine, it just couldn’t live up to BioShock. If nothing else it helped destroy the trope of the useless sidekick character in video games so we owe it a debt.

Ah yes, Corpse Stomping Simulator 2008.

There was a way you could tell the living ones from the dead but I’ll be damned if I could tell you what it was exactly, I just developed a feeling after the first couple hours.

I like a good legendary drop rate, the problem was the legendary effects were boring.

I agree, but that’s because children should be neither seen nor heard.

12 souls-like fans absolutely furious

Bro he’s a sexist not a Nazi, take it down a notch.

Plus Kanye would have won because he convinced all the best game developers from the last ten years to collaborate and do his work for him.

Yeah but that’s cottage industry compared to what’s coming if this game has staying power.

I wonder what Disney is going to do when people start making Blender porn with their models.

They haven’t pissed off the Blizzard players yet.

There’s definitely an exception to be made for linking announcements, but my personal solution is simple:

Don’t follow the link