sigh of relief

Normies and their friends.

Every complaining gaming article should end with: "…or, just play indie games. Problem solved!’

Why are microtransactions…-

Just play indie games.

Why this horrible bundle deal…-

Just play indie games.

Here’s 45 reasons why this game misinterpreted gender issues…-

Just play indie games

This remaster could’ve just been DLC…-

Just play indie games

Nvidia…-

Just play indie games

It’s a slow ten minutes

Why bother? You can get an sbc PC with a decent agpu, throw SteamOS on it and have the little PC console of your dreams. There’s a few good 6600U ones online. $300-$400. You’d dwarf the library of an arm console limited to Android, even with emulation.

Fuck the running shoes too.

A good chunk are buyers who are going to put it on their shelf next to their Deck and Retroids.

It sucks but I mean, the game is basically a sport now. I get the necessity.

Lets take a gander at how much a Strange Gunslinger costs…

I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole game has a clear, crisp gameplay, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the style a big boost. It’s been compared to Valve, but I think Riot has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

They are very aware of the meme and will never release a third game as “3”.

Team Fortress 3 will probably just be called “forever” or have some other tagline to avoid being called 3.

It’s kinda a sport now. Valve has a model to stick to. Improving it beyond graphics is risky.

Scroll under Team Fortress 2 a few spaces.

There it is… right where it belongs.

2 employees in the store

riiiiiiiiight

I don’t own any airpods. Is Apple discipleship so strong that we all just assume everyone has the newest tat?

Quick, check your iPhone…

…is it, tho?

Yeah, modders could’ve filled it out into a full release by now.

Is it a half baked space game but still a fully baked Bethesda RPG?

Or is that side a bit soft too?

What kind of survival game?

Get out of here, Stalker!

yelling at Darth Vader

My ideal would be a third person action-adventure game with over the shoulder shooting, whip physics to show off cool tech and movie setpieces to bring it all together for the fans.

The last developer I’d choose for that would be Nintendo, but the second to last developer I’d ever choose would easily be Bethesda.

Had a good run. Time to hoard some media and books and hit the woods.

I keep voting and things keep getting worse anyway.

Our votes don’t actually matter in the grand scheme of things.

by design

In a few years, if you’re not willing to vote with a brick and a molotov, then your vote doesn’t count.

Welp, guess my next allocation for a gaming PC will be spent on books and camping gear.

Fuck it.

External, cloud storage, install Linux on a separate drive and move everything over.

The world is your oyster, man.

Imagine a federated YouTube that load-balances server to server and every single individual instance was utilized for data storage and playback depending on the location of the viewer.

Everyone pitches in, servers have stats that can be looked up.

Imagine it.

meanwhile guns…

It took a lot of work and effort to migrate my ex’s photos off of her iphone and onto an actual hard drive. They funnel the average person into their cloud services with proprietary file extensions, low storage space, the asinine problem of having to have the phone open and unlocked for files to transfer to third party apps, thanks Nextcloud on IOS, and cheap introductory fees.

It’s hard to tell what’s intentional most of the time. This will be difficult to prove.