Man, I upgraded my 64gb base model to a 2tb drive years ago & it’s still going strong. An upgrade wasn’t really on the radar, but now it’s definitely not going to happen!

There’s people in this thread that want a second puck, so if you don’t need yours, someone would probably buy it off of you.

The last time I saw something put a hurting on Steam’s servers was the release of Silksong. I don’t think this is going to crash things too hard because they’ll sell out in an hour.

Hades 2 & Mewgenics are my two most recent ‘Just the Game’ games.

$100 for the Swimsuit edition DLC

I’ve heard “if it were raining titties, I’d open my mouth and catch a dick.”

“I think the reign is calling murder”

– Ja Rule

Yeah, right when you get a rhythm and think you have things figured out… WHAM! Hurfle in the chest/shin/kneecap ohgodwhyamiupsidedown Game Over!

One of the 3.

Big Bumpin’ & Pocketbike Racer are the other two, and the racing game is better than it has any right to be.

You also have to buy three different store exclusive special editions to get all of the content

I think the price depends on which market they are going for. The Switch converts who want to dock a deck to their TV, or the Xbox Elite, high end precision “best of the best” hardware crowd.

I will join you to die on the hill, as long as the hill is made of Wizpig’s lifeless corpse…

It’s a Toss up between Ayla and Lucca for me, because of Lucca’s little side quest of “Wait, we can time travel… Let me go fix something real quick…”

Ayla gets bonus points for “Magic? F that ‘new’ stuff… Imma just bite & kick!”

I’m barely into act 2, and then Supergiant had the Gall to drop Hades 2 on me as well.

I’ve been playing a few rounds of H2 when I rage quit Silksong because of platforming shenanigans / Hard ass boss fights / getting bodied by nobodies while trying to reclaim my cocoon.

Gonna be a bit before I’m buying new games.

I’ve been playing The Binding of Isaac for decades. I’ve bought it probably 5 times on different systems, for friends, etc, bought the expansions as well. I’ve probably still spent less on that game than what a current AAA title costs, and I still have new content to play.

The problem with the industry is they are all trying to get the “next big thing” and they stick to the same formula, there’s no innovation from the big studios anymore. That’s also why I play way more Indie games, I think the last major title I bought was Tears of the Kingdom, and that was probably the last Nintendo title I’ll purchase.

Silksong & Hades 2 will probably be enough to last me the rest of the year. Having 1000 games to pick from doesn’t bother me because I don’t need to play them all.

The answer to that is yes.

Also, there should be demons with twisting tentacle titties.

Tentacle Demon Titty Twisters

I checked… This isn’t a real game (yet).

I’m slightly disappointed.

I’m pretty sure a majority of people touched a real penis before touching a real gun.

Flipwitch is a fantastic little Metroidvania that I can’t talk to my “normal” gaming friends about.

Two weeks is essentially a rounding error at this point

I’m invoking the mirror clause immediately.

If people can protect the children on their own, the whole security theater house of cards collapsed.

Can’t let people shine a light and see that the Boogeyman is just a weirdly draped robe on the door.

At first I thought you said “Grab the titties” and I chuckled, then I realized that I was the only one with my mind in the gutter.

Hunie Pop has a surprising amount of strategy involved.

I play a lot of roguelikes because I rarely have the time for a multiple hour gaming session anymore, and I can get a complete start to finish game in with a roguelike in 30-60 minutes. I think that may be part of the popularity.

I’ve played all the ones you mentioned, my recent vices are Magicraft & Star Vader’s, both on steam. Slay the Spire & The Binding of Isaac are two I always come back to during my “what should I play?” moments.

A buddy of mine wasn’t sure if it was FPS’s that made him motion sick.

I introduced him to Descent.

He had to go have a lie down.

I remember having a good time with broken age back in the 360 days. Reminded me of Maniac Mansion.

If you set out to create a game involving collecting, or even looking at and cataloguing, a bunch of different fantasy creatures, you’re going to have some that are at least a little similar to pokemon

I think Cassette Beasts pulled off the Pokemon gameplay format without making anything that Nintendo could try and sue over.

I got secret santa’d a Red Dragon mechanical Keyboard and ended up buying a matching mouse & speakers.

I recommend them to anyone who asks.

They were wondering why you weren’t playing Balatro.

“But that only effects those people… What about me!?”

When I got my deck, my instant library of things to play due to old Humble Bundle purchases was staggering.

My backlog would take several lifetimes to complete, and I still by new games because “sale!”

I need to DL all of them before society collapses and there’s no access…

“But there was time now…”

Or they will be worth their weight in gold like GameCube Component cables

Just an addendum:

Risk of Rain does not have randomly generated maps. The maps are from a predetermined set, I believe 6 for each biome.

DD is responsible for Baby Park, and the amount of mayhem that has gone down on that track is ridiculous.

Frequency & Amplitude:

The originators of the modern “rhythm game” genre.

The Lost Vikings as a Metroidvania would be ridiculous.

3 characters have to spit up & collect things so they can come back together and use their combined efforts to progress…

Is this how I find out that other people find ‘finding out that someone’s going to prison’ less normal than I do?

There. Now my brain can process this.

I jumped through a couple hoops to get Pokemon Infinite Fusion working on my Steam Deck & I’ve been having a blast slapping shit together to see how fucked up it looks.

Cleffa + Geodude made me giggle for a good 5 minutes.

Civ 7 is steam deck verified and releases Feb 11.

Don’t ask me how I know that…