“Fixing your mistakes” aka making your lies about what’s in the game actually come true
Okay, this is too much. Master Chief, let’s get the fuck out of here
Hell, I’m not even done with it yet. One game at a time please!
Don’t forget Techtonica hitting 1.0 too next month
If you can run something on a pregnancy test, running it on a GPU is not really that impressive
I thought Android 13 was Trucker Hat?
Looks like someone never tried to steal the orphic hammer
When a guy proves he’s a conman, you don’t give him a second chance to con you
Only the last 2 words of that headline matter
So much for Metzen coming back and fixing the story. I actually came back for the free weekend, got disgusted at the relentless grind, and went back to never giving them another dime.
If you’re running on a gallium arsenide chip, every game is gaas
Stadia Cands!
Drink the blood, and you get to be conquerors? Sounds familiar. Bold move, making me actually miss WoD
It wasn’t in when they said “oh it’s just so big you won’t find anyone”
Like actual net code, which the devs falsely claimed was in at launch?
Free, sure, as long as you don’t want a ship
And why exactly are they comparing a desktop GPU to a handheld?
A Sky Breaker will mess you up, but you can be sure it was 100% legal and all the paperwork is in order
What a thrill!
Does it work on Gohan?
Back when Microsoft reeeeally cared about developers
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a circuit board can
So, some tracking layered on top of basic beamforming
Maybe a company that sells fake AI pop stars would be more ethical in your eyes?
This is after Skyrim already lost me for having the same 3 voices for every npc
Isn’t this exactly what got them broken up last time?
I would hope that anyone working at EA is an adult
So the Republican master plan to cement eternal minority rule is… skateboarding?
Wow, a whole dollar every hour! That’s almost 1/7 of minimum wage!
Strike back against Shinra
Most games have it, you just die first and ragdoll.
IRL: turret toss Olympics
Have they tried to get Bruce Faulconer to do the music?
Sorry, this is Factorio, you’re looking for Payday
“I guarantee that you won’t need to log into your Facebook account every time you wanna use the Oculus Rift”
Considering it came out 7 years ago and was underpowered even then, yes.
For the Za Lord!
This is going to cause so many remakes of that one scene from GATE.
They asked for this
Yo dawg, i heard you like corporate mergers
Neelix. Cheese.
“Fixing your mistakes” aka making your lies about what’s in the game actually come true