I don’t see how stating the blindingly obvious makes him “epic”.

I always play Doom Eternal offline so I don’t have to sign into some bullshit account I don’t want.

How do I find out if my Mastodon server is federated with Threads?

Dishonoured, Uncharted Collection

Kinda exposes the lie about entrepreneurship being about job creation. Not all high tides raise all ships.

Short sections where you play as a teenage white girl = not politics Entire game playing as white woman = politics

Blatant attempt to cash-in on his celebrity status.

They should crunch because they want great abs.

Still too much.

They should wait to see when the next Horizon game is coming out and not release then.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Wait… if corps are people, have they now got anorexia?

This reminds me it’s nearly time to get my next second-hand PS4 game.

Wait, I thought that was just a remake of Prey. System Shock 2 is one of my favourite games of all time.

I expect he meant “systemic”.

You can be arrested just for saying you’re a gamer.

Well, there’s no reason why the DM couldn’t hold the character sheets and you only perceive that your character is good at certain things from your choices and their outcome in the scenario (but you could be wildly wrong). In real life you don’t know exactly how many charisma points you have.

Obsession with character sheets comes from the misapprehension that the R in RPG stands for “roll” and not “role” imo.

Videogames have always had AI. The baddies don’t just drop down one row and come back across the screen anymore.

The pinky is smaller and less flexible, but it’s like piano and you just have to move your hand a bit to use them effectively.

Does it still have the Pizza music?

Reviews of some indie games were bought, it was asserted, because the games involved just wandering round a location investigating things (i.e. the diary notes in Resident Evil and System Shock) and didn’t even let you collect experience points like a proper masculine game.

I’m not dead I just always look like this.

Please understand.

So his big revelation is that Fortnite is really popular with kids.

They’re going to increase the amount of shovelware in the PlayStation Store at a geometric rate.

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Oh, If love it if their lawyers tore a big strip out of Open AI (not that OpenAI need any help operating their massive money furnace.)

But Sekiro isn’t a PS4 exclusive and is already on PC.

But this means they’ll have less time to reveal the map by climbing to the top of towers.

Maybe the Butlerian Jihad had a point.

Why not just make the first pixel bigger?

I got a new Dual Shok 4 and SSD this year lol

I’ve no idea why anyone takes the idea of a Zelda timeline even remotely seriously.

Was the problem that if they did that first time round you wouldn’t have to upgrade your TV now?

The difference is that if Kojima does something mad like not bothering to finish MGS5 properly, you can still enjoy the authorial intent.

He knows you can only solve puzzles once, right?

Oh no!

I thought this was going to be The Onion.

Rare correct usage of “going Gangbusters”.