Bob - Weird Al Yankovic might be up your alley.

Good enough for Soldier, good enough for me. The self damage stinks though.

Shit is a horrible key for running anyway. Not sure how it became standard. I use spacebar for run and shit to jump.

I’d say Wolfenstein 3D is right there. Without Wolfenstein there wouldn’t be Doom.

Def Jam 2: Fight for NY. It’s basically like some of the older WWF wresling games where there can be 4 fighters at a time, but you can only be targetting one at a time. But all the fighters are rappers. The finishing moves are awesome!

There is PvP in Path of Exile 2 and at least one known Nazi player. Go ahead and kill him when his Boosting Ground worker is off the clock.

Hahaha, love this!

I bought Might and Magic 8 and brought it home. There was only the play CD and no install CD. Never been so disappointed when buying a game in my life. I bought the game during a trip and couldn’t easily return it.

TLDR: I love Steam

Super Mario 1 and Megan Man both were great on release!

Oh, the way it was talked about I thought BigscreenVR was an apple product. My bad.

Boom, now there is no iPhone requirement to buy the product.

I mean, that’s totally the point. Apple loves their walled garden.

I had that level down so good. It’s the level where Mike really shines since why would you want anyone else to get hurt?

The technodrome was my killer level. There just wasn’t enough room to manouver and you could so easily spawn those flying rock troopers. Ugh.

Maybe someday I’ll go back and actually beat the game after watching a playthrough.

No dropshot no play this season.

Got pretty addicted to Rocket League for a while. Had no idea I’d love The Binding of Isaac so much too.

I got the new Tomb Raider games free on Epic, but it seemed more like torture porn than a game. Had to turn it off.

It’s a game from 2014, but I love Double Dragon Neon which is 50% off. I have songs from the game in my regular music playlist they’re so good. I enjoy it more than the recent Double Dragon Gaiden. Great coop.

Rogue legacy 1 and 2 are great roguelikes.

20XX and 30XX are great Megaman clones that are roguelikes.

Make a family and add them to it. They’ll get access to your entire library. As account manager you can hide any games you think are inappropriate.

I’m sharing with my brother who has 4 sons and it has been great for everyone.

I know, right‽ I don’t think a metroidvania would cross well with a deck builder, but maybe it would work with some creativity.

Damn, that’s quite the badge of honour! I had to check mine but because of the new Steam Family Sharing I tried out a bunch of new games that I never bought myself.

I have the “Dwarf” category as one of my top genres. I’m so happy it’s now a tag for games.

Yo! That website if fire! Literally.

Love the personalized web page. Really feels like a web 1.0 website. I guess the author is really living what they preach.

Stay away from the summoner!

I miss when humble bundle was actually humble.

If you want some real nostalgia, there’s a great cover of the music by VomitroN. They cover the entire game but I’ve linked the end credits here.

W-w-w-w-what do you want? Why do you keep touching me? 🎶

The secret audio track on the Warcraft 2 CD was amazing.

Contra and Mario were games I had mastered. Contra I could do reliably with 3 lives. When I was in grade 2 I remember starting up Super Mario 1 and selecting 2 players because my friend was over. Beat the game without giving him a chance. The game didn’t even switch to Luigi after saving the princess.

FISSION MAILED

And

I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

I still get a feeling of pride reading those words. Even more when I didn’t use the Konami code.

I loved Battlefield 2142. Walkers as well as tanks and a floating battleship to assault was a lot of fun. The launch pods were great too.

M-M-M MONSTER KILL!!!

Oh… I never butchered because that just seemed wrong. Is there any way to just get to the friendlier version without butchering?

Hey! Rogue Legacy is cheating. You have to play new game +5 at least to say you best the game.

Me too. It’s probably been 10 years since I’ve last played. I have a solid 64 hours played and no achievements completed. Maybe I should check it out when this update comes out. It’ll probably feel like a brand new game at this point.

Mine too. It’s been so long that I haven’t been expecting a sequal at all.

I got a good chucke of of the minireview review for it.

Age of Empires Mobile is a fantastic real-time strategy game… oh, wait. Scrap that. This mobile version of the beloved RTS franchise has nothing to do with the original PC games. The gameplay is different, and the monetization is extremely pay-to-win. Unfortunately.

Didn’t know it was also a Tencent production. Eww

Yeah, there’s obviously a market for it, but a good mainline 2D title hasn’t been released in a quarter of a century. Sad.

I went hard on Hades, so I proactively an waiting for the full release of Hades 2.

It wasn’t the colour, you would burn little bubbles into the disk. The bubbles would deflect a laser and flat parts would not. This would give the 0 or 1 bits.

There were CD- and CD+ versions. I don’t know which is which but one would create a divot, and the other would create a bubble. Either way the laser is diverted away from the sensor.