Just to give a more shit show example there’s also Yandere Sim. Theres so much to that shit show that I can’t even get into, mostly cause I’m fucked up on Tylenol. Point is there are multiple documentaries on YouTube about how that fucker just kept stringing folks along and self sabotageing for years.

STALKER, it’s story may not wreck you but the monolith will.

If you want to be kicked in the dick play the anomaly mod, pretty sure it’s free and doesn’t require the games.

Do not lie to yourself hunter, it calls to you just as it calls to all of us. The need for blood the call of the hunt.

Throws spider Patches into the Walmart

One of the hardest times I’ve laughed my ass off was at a one of those semi surreal uncanny 3d porn games. Can’t remember what it was but it scared the shit out of my cat who was sleeping under my desk, have the scars to prove it.

Also if anyone wants to look at porn games F95zone"dot"to is a pirate forum which is good for keeping track of in dev ones or just if you don’t want to possibly waste money on a porn game you may not like. Also the dot is in quotes cause I am not sure how the mods would react to me posting what amounts to a porn link.

Postal 2 is on the list if nothing else. Also I remember back when I was like 5 seeing it on an old TV video game focused channel where they went over it and then Hulk ultimate destruction.

Now I want to make a slaanesh space marine with this on its pauldron.

Oh yeah I can definitely see where ya went wrong. Go watch 4 hours of Fudge Muppet elder scrolls lore video, then go watch pancreas no work videos for Warhammer.

What was the one you messed up? I’m gonna guess either mephala or meridia since they are kinda weird, either that or the answer was Magnus who is technically a daedra though not usually lumped in with the rest.

Is it bad that I know what the Mantella is in Elder Scrolls lore?

I think someone made a mod for that because of course they did.

Hey if you want to goon and not pay might I suggest F95zone a wonderful porn game forum with a very good search system. I think it’s the dot to that’s the proper site, but it’s hard to think right now because everything hurts for no fucking reason.

Fun fact a company did this with DVDs back in the day, once you broke the seal on it the air would react with a coating on the disk which would become increasingly dark until it became unreadable.

BTW Steam Sumner sale is going on right now, Robocop for 5 bucks for the win! Id buy that for 5 dollars.

As someone who is 25 I must agree, not only do I not give a damn I actively welcome death. Shitty fucken eyesight not withstanding, I think there’s thinner ballistic glass

I think they may just be a mind melted apple fan boy. Its either that or apple managed to make those Cybermen earbuds from Doctor Who, ya know the ones from the episode with the Daleks and the dimensional rift.

It’s kinda mid, id suggest Tainted Grail if ya want a Bethesda like game. Doesn’t quite scratch the itch but it’s close enough.

Yeah I feel like games like Wasteland, Daggerfall, and fuck it even asteroid would be better. This is more like most popular retro games list.

The remote charge from Red Faction, cant remember the exact name but it was great for embracing my want to dig around and cause chaos.

Elden Ring better classified as an action RPG, to use an analog its more akin to PnP dungeon crawlers in how it approaches its RPG elements. While say Baldurs Gate 3 is closer to an extended campaign PnP game. They are both RPGs but that’s such a broad grouping so as to be meaningful, an atlatl and a welding torch are both tools but there’s no meaningful overlap.

What ya dont want to gawk at the gangster spongebob shirts that seem to be at every stall?

Theyre also going against small gaming hobby stores which while not everywhere they can offer secondary services not reliant on reselling games multiple times. Such as offering LAN parties for old games, table top games, or even movie nights. These are just things I know the shop one of my kin in Arkansas goes to does.

Survival mechanics like S.T.A.L.K.E.R and New Vegas, dont give a damn for building mechanics though unless its simplified down to a simple upgrade system like Skyrim Hearthsfire DLC.

If you asked me what Thunderf00t would look like if he became a priest instead of a scientist/youtuber this is what id imagine.

Sounds like a skill issue. Joking aside I play largely old school games as a baseline, but maybe try playing some newer CRPGs to ease into it like Pillars of Eternity, Tyranny, or really any of Owlcats games. Also it could be worse ya couldve tried playing Arcanum which is rough even for me to play.

I want old games back! Give me more Old School CRPGs damnit, hell give me janky as unpolished Fallout 1 and 2 CRPGs.

Might I suggest playing some modern CRPGs? Rogue trader and Wasteland 3 have a good bit of that, though im pretty sure everyone ends up turning Abelard into an Angron tier melee combatant in Rogue Trader.

Ive met enough old bastards who lived through the great depression and while most of them are dead they wouldve all laughed. One of them got porn banned on a base dedicated to R&D because of the sheer quantity of privates caught jacking their privates in the toilets. That man was my great grandfather who was one leg on the porn smuggling market.

STALKER 2 is okay. Yeah I aint got nothing else besides high grade Slav jank.

Im a Utilitarian to a fault, of course I think the windows 95 version is just as valid. I wear everything down to scrap.

The fact that this business model earns moneu rather than car bombs annoys me.

Its fucking solitaire you can play the old version from windows 95 online for free. This is beyond fucking stupid.

Why, how, the fuck do you add microtransactions to fucking solitaire?!

Which is annoying cause the game world itself is usually pretty fun just to explore.

Honestly im pretty sure every stealth attempt in star wars turns to shit. The only successful one I can think of is maybe some of Kyle Katarns missions, and a single mission in KOTOR 2.

Yeah sounds about right for newer games. Prolly should stick to older and more niche games on that side of things.

Which ones are ya going to? Cause the forums I see are either tech support for various weird issues or in the case of paradox games abject schizo posting.

You can install mods directly into the OG game directory, why OpenMW doesnt tell you that I dont know. Only problem is that ya need to do trouble shooting the old fashioned way.

If you are cool with CRPGs may I suggest Arcanum? Probably has one of the most weirdly in depth magics systems.

Oh its fine on that front, id say it probably has a out as much content as Pillars of eternity. Though I do suspect they will give more endings in time, but that is moreso owlcat being full of perfectionists than anything else.

Its pretty solid but… limited. You can tell just by looking at the map that they intend to fill it out with DLC over the next couple years. Which is honestly on brand for a TRPG based game especially a games workshop IP.

Is it bad that I dont consider it all that bad since expansion modules have been a thing in RPGs for decades and DLC are just a further evolution therein?