“Humans are just imperfect crabs.” - @pH3ra@[email protected]

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It’s an alternate timeline where Jessica had a daughter instead of a sun

this is what the bene wanted. a daughter Atreides to mate with Feyd Rutha Harkonnen - but Jessica wanted to satisfy Leto.

and Leto defeated the Harkoenens during their invasion, so Leto rules over Arrakis for the indefinite future, leaving space in the story for fetch quests and base building.

uhhh so this is an entirely different fiction huh

Apparently the firemen disappeared too, so you have to solve the mystery.

I suspect you mean fremen…

why even bother licensing the story if they’re determined to change everything?

how strange


more plausible than anything else I suppose


… a dune mmo?

who thought this was a good idea?

love the frank herbert books. I thought the recent movies were ok. But MMO? what a strange fit for this universe… unless billions of the players die in the jihad lol


The Sims for me is either 1800s Utah polygamous Mormons, post apocalyptic Handmaid’s Tale scenarios, or prisons.

lolwtf


gamestop is developing games now?

that relationship always seemed too close regardless.


Mine broke just by sitting in the couch with it in my pocket. That was a huge lost opportunity.

yeah you should have hurled it at a fascist.

edit: ooh the fascists are sensitive today!


it would be so awesome if we could just ship all the fascists to a prison planet with no oxygen.


yeah it’s really got a bad name in the game dev community. but they don’t give a shit and seem to double down on the troubling aspects of their business model. imho the rest of the community is afraid of the kind of regulation and oversight this bullshit will bring.



you can see the publishers just going out of business because of all that woke money. oh wait. $184.3 billion. nevermind lol


yeah, you’re right, they’re just a chud.

Your bubble is about to pop, thanks to trump.

I mean, goddamn… chudtastic take


you’re a sad little chud. gonna block you now, have a wretched life.


SteamOS

the way I see it, steam machines led to SteamOS, which will lead to a true steam living room console.


so you can’t tell me when.

because you know, it’s always been that way.

what a fucking sad life that must be to lead, to know, yet deny it with every fiber of your being because you can’t accept.


Keep living in your bubble and being angry at the world, it sounds fun!

lol you’re so isolated from reality you can’t even tell


The rest of us just don’t want it shoved down our throats.

and when you put storytelling of any kind that way, it tells me who you really are.

no one is shoving anything down your throat sweetie, you paid your money for a game before checking it out. that’s your mistake, not the devs.


The mere presence of a POC or trans character isn’t bothersome to most people.

but some people LOSE THEIR ABSOLUTE SHIT over it lol.

fuck em, let them die angry.


before it was filled with activists.

and exactly when was this? lol

when did all the activists take over. Pong?

Colecovision?


All they can do is reply Ok while they downvote your valid opinion, because anything else they say will reveal how much it upsets them that people hate nazis and their supporters.

lolol


how many people have to die from hurricanes and heat waves before these idiots realize they’re celebrating the fucking problem.

and coal rollers, holy shit, these assholes


unreal has, at least since the 2010s, an engine that focuses on AAA looks and advanced features. 5 amped that up with nanite and other gpu stressful tech.

I personally found UE4 to be a bloated dev environment, but ymmv.


lol… do you think that only coders go to gdc?

pfftt…hahahah ah, this is hilarious.

Jeff Bezos is a top paid developer at Amazon

and btw, jeff doesn’t even work at amazon anymore.



interesting points, especially about the evolution in language / perceptions re: dwarves. I’ve heard dragon age being described as ‘fantasy, but more mature’; I played the first game and it didn’t click.






my understanding from a tech artist friend was that simple things like adding a new shader would take a day to make it into their continuous integration builds, making it ridiculous compared to unity/unreal/etc. this was 2019-ish


Hardly Microsoft alone. Sony sunk billions into Bungie. Around 20%+ OF THE TOTAL WORKFORCE have been laid off at bungie just in 2024.



Kronos’s openXR is looking great on Godot. They’re making good choices and it’s advancing rapidly on the fronts I care about.


I mean, it only took a year…

oof. what the hell man. meanwhile I moved onto Godot and it’s pretty nifty.




that’s fair. I suspect their relationship with gamestop, which had it’s own mini-e3 for a while, led to a ton of great content discovery that many journalists didn’t get access to back in the day.


the mag has been a loss leader used to drive traffic into the stores for preorders. it was always pretty slanted, I suspect it’s just been too expensive (as have all printed magazines lately) with too few subscribers to justify the outlay.


a reputable name

?

they were wholly owned by gamestop. their magazine was a lever to drive gamestop subscriptions and upsells. y’all worried about kotaku crack me up, if there were real ethics in game journalism a supposedly independent publication reviewing the products wouldn’t be owned by the largest vendor of the products.


Eh… they were beholden to the games industry as much as any publication, and perhaps more due to their ownership.