“Humans are just imperfect crabs.” - @pH3ra@[email protected]

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makes me wonder if the acquisitions were just a win/win strategy - acquire all these studios, milk them with unreasonable demands, cut the workforces constantly, then close up the studio but keep all the ip.

because that’s how it’s fucking going


put EA higher on the evil scale.

I don’t like where nintendo is going, but yeah, the EA thing is a whole new kind of ‘fucking gross’

the irony is EA started as a company that would (gasp!) CREDIT THE DEVELOPERS. Because previous companies didn’t - there wasn’t any credit given to anyone anywhere. EA said ‘come program for us and we’ll put you in the credits!’ and it worked.

But then sometime about 8 years later they’d become the EA we all know and hate and things really haven’t changed much since.


ok like… they’re filing patents for bullshit and litigating a bunch of dubious cases, but afaik no one has been cut up with bone saws and stuffed into a piece of luggage.

I don’t put it past wario but…? did I miss something? because that’s literally who EA’s selling out to


this is a rottlike for sure but marketing - the vast majority of gamers never played Rise, or Hexen, or Heretic.

it’s just a blurb.



aka the OpenAI playbook

uh oh openai bots and ai-fanbois don’t like hearing that rofls


right? amen bruddah. wish they’d go back to 2d sprites and go all in.

but bring back a remix of mvc2 menu music because I wanna take you for a ride (cue horns)



yup. gimme marvel vs capcom 2 quality any day over sf3 etc.

darkstalkers is legit too.


not to play? lol, not to buy. I’ll pick it up in a few years when it’s on sale for a few bucks like all the other gearbox games.


I think every downturn in gaming history has led to explosions in indie dev studios and products.

this one feels a bit different; first time I’ve seen companies posting record profits and bragging about them, while laying devs off in absolute droves. it’s almost as if consolidating a billion competing IPs into a handful of publisher/owners who don’t really care about games per se, but see the enormous financial value in controlling the IP and production landscapes may have been a bad idea.

don’t get me wrong, someone comes along and offers me billions for my company, probably gonna take it, but you can see how it becomes reductive; and then the people calling the shots end up knowing very little about the actual mechanics of the industry… yeah we’re in for very fun times.

Indies will keep producing great stuff. Some of them will also get gobbled up. Support the rest please!



or a silly, halfwit race to build out the infrastructure (because they’re smoking their own product) that could crash the economy.

You’re only seeing the upsides - make nifty pictures, ai music, whatever - because the entire shitshow is a free or exceptionally underpriced preview of what’s to come. while everyone from google to grok to your mom fails to find a way to actually profit off of it all when they have to figure the costs of the water, power, training data, lawsuits and other shit into the actual equation it blows up.

These aren’t my ideas - please, take a break from your preconceptions and read:

https://futurism.com/data-centers-financial-bubble

https://www.zdnet.com/article/todays-ai-ecosystem-is-unsustainable-for-most-everyone-but-nvidia-warns-top-scholar/

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/8/22/2339789/-Why-The-AI-Bubble-Will-Burst

https://www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-gui/


Yup. How bad did the situation have to get before a group of people decided to take matters into their own hands and resolve a persistent unaddressed serious flaw with their operation that was constantly endangering children?

It’s fucking mind numbing to think that Roblox wants to step in and stop the vigilantes instead of - SIMPLY - fixing the problems to protect children from pedos. Holy hell


oh no, that’s… not diddling kids.

wish conservatives would actually care about kids being molested instead of cosplaying concern.





Prince of Persia.

but which? og? which release? I liked it on Atari ST then hated it on PC lol… but only had access to a really bad pc.


so far the only legit critique I’ve seen is the uncertainty of what this will mean to indie devs - will they be forced to sign with publishers who can assist with compliance etc., what will compliance actually look like to small shops, etc.

I will say this: the vast majority of game devs feel the same way and want to be able to play the games we paid for as well. there’s just a bit of fear of the unknown for small devs.


Steam could pursue other payment processing possibilities instead of acquiescing to their demands.

why is valve obligated to serve up this garbage? simply not being party to it is the best answer.

still nothing explaining why valve should be serving up this garbage. just downvotes. weak.


yup. there’s a whole bunch of people who will cry ‘but this slippery slope’ - sorry your incest twins use too much lube, that freaky slope is your problem, not Steam’s. get over yourselves. it’s a private company, nothing compels it to carry your daddy twins incest shit.



Edit: Also his voiceover halflife series is likely the best protagonist commentary series ever.

It is. hard to say why but it’s quite compelling.



spin up 5 projects. hire devs from all over the world, make them work on site in person. people upend their entire lives for a chance at a stock option.

cancel 2 after 10 months.

cut the teams on two of the others.

cut the teams again.

and again.

oh wait hire like crazy and overcorrect so we can

cut the teams again.

Then cancel 1d3 of remaining projects, announce <OLD IP>REMASTERED

All devs cut never neared their stock vestment, all shares returned to the mothership, start to consider spinning up 5 more new projects.



I’ve seen it second hand; it’s wretched. imho many of these monetization mechanics should be restricted to 21+.

Soon as I realized I had a problem, I uninstalled the game. Couldn’t even talk about it for a long time without wanting to reinstall. F

props and respect for recognizing it and getting yourself out. that takes character.


Also trying to be patient for Clover Pit

clover pit looks like gambling addiction on roids, holy shit did they exploit a good game loop. like, almost scary if you’ve known anyone who’s struggled with it. at least it’s not real currency and loot boxes fuck


I dig that microprose is going back to it’s roots with stuff like Cleared Hot and Tiny Combat Arena. satisfying.


tbh, I loved SuperGiant’s themes and aesthetics, but not their gameplay. So often early games of Bastion and Transistor felt squishy, or like I was playing underwater - the response loop from button push to effect on screen seemed laggy. Tried both on various platforms, never really got past that feeling. lovely soundtracks tho



It’s an alternate timeline where Jessica had a daughter instead of a sun

this is what the bene wanted. a daughter Atreides to mate with Feyd Rutha Harkonnen - but Jessica wanted to satisfy Leto.

and Leto defeated the Harkoenens during their invasion, so Leto rules over Arrakis for the indefinite future, leaving space in the story for fetch quests and base building.

uhhh so this is an entirely different fiction huh

Apparently the firemen disappeared too, so you have to solve the mystery.

I suspect you mean fremen…

why even bother licensing the story if they’re determined to change everything?

how strange


more plausible than anything else I suppose


… a dune mmo?

who thought this was a good idea?

love the frank herbert books. I thought the recent movies were ok. But MMO? what a strange fit for this universe… unless billions of the players die in the jihad lol


The Sims for me is either 1800s Utah polygamous Mormons, post apocalyptic Handmaid’s Tale scenarios, or prisons.

lolwtf


gamestop is developing games now?

that relationship always seemed too close regardless.


Mine broke just by sitting in the couch with it in my pocket. That was a huge lost opportunity.

yeah you should have hurled it at a fascist.

edit: ooh the fascists are sensitive today!