WHY YOU LITTLE…

“We’ve finally decided to listen to fans. We’re releasing a new Splinter Cell…animated show!”

I still remember the pissed-off memes, novel-long outrage threads, etc.!

Uh-oh! Wait, you already said that.

Ruh-roh!

Exactly. How tf do you propose to get it if you digest him? You’ve hit on the crux of the issue here.

Well, I bought Half-Life and OG You Don’t Know Jack on discs at Target, then had to return them because HL didn’t run and YDKJ was “too worldly.” So.

The downvotes seem to agree with you…?

What if he really wanted to make it up to you? Is there anything he could do to apologize?

Sometimes I think about how LOATHED Steam was when it launched. That was probably valid even. Still, it feels worth noting that Valve is maybe THE only company from my childhood that feels like it largely stayed true to its spirit, or whatever.

We have “Margot Robbie” and “Nicole!”

And the CEO. And the mods.

Using that site always made me feel more deep shame than any porn site.

minecraft minesweeper

FTFY.

The end-game lasts about 30 seconds after boot.

“Oooh, pretty sky. Ooh, wavy plants. Ooh, god rays. Alt+F4.”

Nothing precludes you from doing both tbh

First game, the missions as you’re getting to know Bonnie and helping her out around her ranch. It just felt like so many old Western movies and country songs. I wanted them to find a way to be together. :(

Did you try Battlefield V? It got a lot of hate, but I enjoyed it.

I didn’t realize it was The Finals people. That alone sells me. What a shockingly fun free game.

“Dead” it is, I guess.

(Okay, maybe not protagonist, necessarily…)

None of those would be potatoes.

“EA purchased by Jared Kushner and the Saudis” reads like a parody video game article from a few years back. Wild. What an EA thing to do. I can’t wait to see what their next, new low is! Can’t wait for MAGA NFL Football 2026.

I wish for another football game with the gameplay of 2K5 and I wish other games tried a system like Magicka 2.

I kinda love PS5, but even still, I agree with the sentiment. Haptic feedback in all PC controllers, pleeeease?

At this price, I can not own two!

We can’t all be Randy Pitchford. I bet it runs so well for him. :(

They’re not premium gamers. It’s about what’s inside your soul, not the kind of PC you have.

Like someone else mentioned, Schedule I could work (and is really fun). GTA or any other clone, maybe? That old Drug Wars game for Texas Instruments calculators.

Ohhhhh shiiiiiit, tomorrow’s a big daaaaaay!

He’s doing for games what Peter Molyneux did for beans in the Middle East.

I’m there as soon as I get a hard drive to dedicate to it.

100% guarantee there are probably still YouTubers doing that in 2025. And you might be surprised how good it can look upscaled to 4K, if you haven’t tried it.

NFL 2K5. It would be a somber, warmly-lit memorial, a pedestal bearing a single copy of the (Xbox version of) the game, with a spotlight shining down on it from above as it rotated. An eternal flame, possibly several, burn nearby. The walls would be digital, montages of all the memories. There would be mournful orchestral music playing, heavy on the clarinets and oboes.

If I had to be stuck in a timeloop, I might pick being in high-school, late night, losing untold hours to Unreal Tournament until the sun came up and/or I occasionally fell asleep at my computer. Or maybe the LAN parties from that same time.

This guy not only didn’t find his bitcoins, but now other people will make more money off of his story than he has. Oof.

I’ll do what I did with Switch games: download the emulated versions, barely play them, and seed them.

This doesn’t directly affect me, either, but does anyone know if it applies to all of the Interactive Sex - Futanari Incest DLC, too!? For Episodes 1-4!? Like, if any of my friends have large amounts of FutaCoinz from years of Season Passes, I wonder if they’ll still be able to spend them…?

I’d definitely consider John Dick’s Hex

Well, you can’t deny that whatever are still chill, at least. That’s not nothing.