We have “Margot Robbie” and “Nicole!”

And the CEO. And the mods.

Using that site always made me feel more deep shame than any porn site.

minecraft minesweeper

FTFY.

The end-game lasts about 30 seconds after boot.

“Oooh, pretty sky. Ooh, wavy plants. Ooh, god rays. Alt+F4.”

Nothing precludes you from doing both tbh

First game, the missions as you’re getting to know Bonnie and helping her out around her ranch. It just felt like so many old Western movies and country songs. I wanted them to find a way to be together. :(

Did you try Battlefield V? It got a lot of hate, but I enjoyed it.

I didn’t realize it was The Finals people. That alone sells me. What a shockingly fun free game.

“Dead” it is, I guess.

(Okay, maybe not protagonist, necessarily…)

None of those would be potatoes.

“EA purchased by Jared Kushner and the Saudis” reads like a parody video game article from a few years back. Wild. What an EA thing to do. I can’t wait to see what their next, new low is! Can’t wait for MAGA NFL Football 2026.

I wish for another football game with the gameplay of 2K5 and I wish other games tried a system like Magicka 2.

I kinda love PS5, but even still, I agree with the sentiment. Haptic feedback in all PC controllers, pleeeease?

At this price, I can not own two!

We can’t all be Randy Pitchford. I bet it runs so well for him. :(

They’re not premium gamers. It’s about what’s inside your soul, not the kind of PC you have.

Like someone else mentioned, Schedule I could work (and is really fun). GTA or any other clone, maybe? That old Drug Wars game for Texas Instruments calculators.

Ohhhhh shiiiiiit, tomorrow’s a big daaaaaay!

He’s doing for games what Peter Molyneux did for beans in the Middle East.

I’m there as soon as I get a hard drive to dedicate to it.

100% guarantee there are probably still YouTubers doing that in 2025. And you might be surprised how good it can look upscaled to 4K, if you haven’t tried it.

NFL 2K5. It would be a somber, warmly-lit memorial, a pedestal bearing a single copy of the (Xbox version of) the game, with a spotlight shining down on it from above as it rotated. An eternal flame, possibly several, burn nearby. The walls would be digital, montages of all the memories. There would be mournful orchestral music playing, heavy on the clarinets and oboes.

If I had to be stuck in a timeloop, I might pick being in high-school, late night, losing untold hours to Unreal Tournament until the sun came up and/or I occasionally fell asleep at my computer. Or maybe the LAN parties from that same time.

This guy not only didn’t find his bitcoins, but now other people will make more money off of his story than he has. Oof.

I’ll do what I did with Switch games: download the emulated versions, barely play them, and seed them.

This doesn’t directly affect me, either, but does anyone know if it applies to all of the Interactive Sex - Futanari Incest DLC, too!? For Episodes 1-4!? Like, if any of my friends have large amounts of FutaCoinz from years of Season Passes, I wonder if they’ll still be able to spend them…?

I’d definitely consider John Dick’s Hex

Well, you can’t deny that whatever are still chill, at least. That’s not nothing.

I think I have my two around somewhere (as well as my original Steam machine thingy, which was really awesome). I still cherish them and love the idea of them. Nice boxes, too. But I honestly thought the controllers were real turds, especially after so many reviews gurting so much pole slaw over them.

Disco Elysium drama aside, this is an absurdly great trio of games. Literally thousands of potential hours. Psssst: KSP mods.

I lived in D.C. when I played it. Between that and it being the first of its kind in the series, none of the others come remotely close for me.

Randy Pitchfork?

“We’re greedy shits,” Trinen said. “The holes in our souls are bottomless and we hate our customers."

Would I fuck myself over by putting it on a partition on the same drive as my Windows install? It’s my fastest hard drive, but I can’t just immediately give up everything I have on Windows.

I pray it faces record-breaking piracy.

Bring back the UI team from 6 and I’m sold.

That’s the same feeling I had. Session just felt more incomplete/rough around the edges. To those points, Skater XL basically uses the Skate control scheme, which I find the right balance of skill-based/fun. I think the soundtrack is pretty great with the likes of Modest Mouse, Interpol, Band of Horses, etc. But also pretty limited. As for levels, the site I linked above also has 1,056 mod maps you can add, so that’s definitely not an issue.