Copy Epic’s model of selling “Sbucks” or similar, which you then spend on those games. Problem solved.

GameCube games were $50 or $20 for player’s choice titles

Make a timeline comparing the rising cost of games, rising unemployment, addition of tariffs on exports from Japan and this. Notice a pattern?

Beavis & Butthead (SNES/Genesis)

I don’t remember that one being too bad. I actually beat that one, unlike Two Thrones

Appeal to authority. Higher-skilled male players got to call the shots, lead, delegate etc.

Every single console reveal, there’s a take exactly like this, and it always ages like milk. Every time.

If the duck sits still (actual stuffy), bow. If it moves around (comes alive), neck.

Thank you, but now that I’m more awake I’d have to disagree with you there. You did some magic reading that.

In this setting the art a the mage was reading the battle and estimating you much space you have to channel which spell

Am I just not awake yet or is this incomprehensible

That’s true, IF AND ONLY IF the game in question has failed to retain players that long…

I am trying out BlueMail and it seems ok

It’s not like they don’t know how to make a good game. They don’t have to reinvent the wheel. Take Skyrim, make a new land with new characters and new quests, make it 4 times as pretty, fix the biggest bugs. Maybe make the quests a smidge more complex. Boom.