You’re blind or have a shit TV.

That makes no sense.

Never been to Twitter. Do people like you I wonder? Or are you just a smug douche when people threaten your little safe space, circle jerk?

God, Lemmy is filled with sweaty Linux evangelists.

PS+ I want to play online, I like getting the free games, I need cloud storage for saves.

I’m also on PC and realize two of those three are free. I’m willing to pay on PS because the couch experience is so, so, so much better than PC could ever be, no matter how many times PC creeps screech at me that I’m wrong.

Oh I see. I recognize your smell. It’s bullshit.

It did? Who’s collective consciousness are you attached to? It’s a huge fucking hit.

Sony doesn’t give a shit because non-PSN countries account for fuck all of their sales. Just pirate it and move on. Stop crying like it’s your Holy duty to give megacorps your money.

You’re thinking too literally.

Larian is the new CDProjectktRed. And by that I mean they are projected to be a perfect, infallible, manifestation of developer perfection that gamers will worship and praise blindly until Larian proves themselves to be mere mortals by making a mistake.

Trying to find my podcasts in YouTube Music’s Android Auto app took around 8 button presses. Google Podcasts took 0.

I switched to Spotify for podcasts and it still takes 3 or so, but good enough for now.

Valve is the guy who steals your GF because he’s nicer than you. And better looking. And he’s still your friend somehow and you can’t figure out a way to be angry without your ex and other friends thinking you’re a dick and it makes you feel like you’ve lost your mind.

*This is a non-autobiographical joke for those who just can’t.

Update: No longer friends with AR/VR. Now Copilot/ChatGPT (OpenAI) is best friend.

Why is this a thing? I hate people so much.

Idk kinda works ngl

/s

Why isn’t there just a genre name for both? Painfully uninspired to just tack “like” to any game and dust your hands off for a job well done.

Cool

Metal Gear Solid 3.

So hype for the rerelease and the remake

Big Bathroom shill

Except public restrooms. Fuck you, rest of planet Earth, we win! 🇺🇲🇺🇲 🖕🖕

EVE Online makes you feel very small, literally and figuratively. You can do whatever you want but it usually doesn’t really matter because you’re just one ship in a vast galaxy of unknown danger and player-led mega corps.

Crap phones that don’t last, bad UI, filled with bloat and ads, don’t play nice with the other Android kids, and steal their homework.

Stolen from whom?