All you’re doing is pulling numbers out of your ass.

There’s surely nonzero demand. I’m not saying it’s the wrong move.

Also, not everyone in the US is a moron/fascist.

So rather than try to anticipate demand, they just cut themselves out of an entire market.

Edit: why the downvotes? This is just literally what they’ve done.

Yeah, and half the time (at least) we’re autistic

Haha, I’ve definitely noted the House parallel before! I once gave a presentation to my team where “everybody lies” was the main focus. Extracting the correct information even from other engineers can be a real exercise. I eventually came up with the exact seventeen words necessary to get QA to tell you exactly what the problem was, and I felt like a real techno-mage.

I’ve led a privileged life where I never had to hold a customer service role, as I’m confident that shoveling horse manure is more pleasant.

No, they try not to let me near the customers.

They said screen, not just the touch input.

How do a mouse and keyboard help if the screen doesn’t work? Are you supposed to just guess where the cursor is?

I think it would be bad form to put their speculation on the headline.

The headline is not misleading in any way. That’s exactly what Nintendo said.

Wait, when is he not being weird?

Any way the wind blows

I thought it was MANGA now

Would people be playing it if it sucked?

Nope.

Getting review-bombed by fascists now. Gross.

Maybe let’s not tolerate bigots.

You must not follow US politics

Mmmmm pre-standard C++

It’s in the computer!

Still waiting, then …

Is this the full release or what? When is that? Is the game done?

More for me.

It made six hours vanish for me last night. There are some rough edges, but it’s still compelling.

Ubisoft

Somebody never played Nintendo back in the day

If one of my engineers used the words “should” and “most,” I would just glare at them until they turned right the fuck back around and finished their work.

Could we fucking not

I already have a job, thanks.

I don’t recall finding any encryption on the NES.

Then you probably don’t have the option to omit specific symbols.

Those are just emotions that you feel really emotional about.

Then maybe don’t track that?

Right? Ketamine and vibes-based investment. Buttcoin and GameStop to the moon, etc.

If it were a zero-sum game, I’d be all for everyone else dumping their cash into meme stocks and panic-selling, but those sorts of activities just exacerbate the situation.

I’d encourage you not to make rash financial decisions based on emotions.

But your portfolio shouldn’t be concentrated on NVDA anyway.

I only use Sync on my phone and I can see it’s not working?

Your spoiler tag is broken

Same! It’s so great on the Steam Deck. I’ve got a game going right now …

Oh sweet I can get Raptor for 84¢ right now, haven’t played that since the '90s

Cool ad, bro