Would people be playing it if it sucked?

Nope.

Getting review-bombed by fascists now. Gross.

Maybe let’s not tolerate bigots.

You must not follow US politics

Mmmmm pre-standard C++

It’s in the computer!

Still waiting, then …

Is this the full release or what? When is that? Is the game done?

More for me.

It made six hours vanish for me last night. There are some rough edges, but it’s still compelling.

Ubisoft

Somebody never played Nintendo back in the day

If one of my engineers used the words “should” and “most,” I would just glare at them until they turned right the fuck back around and finished their work.

Could we fucking not

I already have a job, thanks.

I don’t recall finding any encryption on the NES.

Then you probably don’t have the option to omit specific symbols.

Those are just emotions that you feel really emotional about.

Then maybe don’t track that?

Right? Ketamine and vibes-based investment. Buttcoin and GameStop to the moon, etc.

If it were a zero-sum game, I’d be all for everyone else dumping their cash into meme stocks and panic-selling, but those sorts of activities just exacerbate the situation.

I’d encourage you not to make rash financial decisions based on emotions.

But your portfolio shouldn’t be concentrated on NVDA anyway.

I only use Sync on my phone and I can see it’s not working?

Your spoiler tag is broken

Same! It’s so great on the Steam Deck. I’ve got a game going right now …

Oh sweet I can get Raptor for 84¢ right now, haven’t played that since the '90s

Cool ad, bro

Why? Are we allergic to fun now? Worried that this franchise is just going to be yet another shooty shooty bang bang with no discernable characters or story, just skins, guns, and microtransactions.

Just bolo all the baddies and kick them in the head

Android is developed by Google, if that’s why you have that impression.

They didn’t even do refunds back then

Cool, but I already bought it like 20 years ago and still have it on steam

Yeah, I’m similarly hoping for at least a spiritual BioShock successor.

At least one has room for a little creative exploration.

At first glance this looked like it was going to be just another MOBA. Fingers crossed that this is more like Borderlands coöp.

I don’t think the goal is to play each mission once and only once in a single specific way.

I’d unironically enjoy that.

So it’s a Bond reboot origin story?

Really suckling at the teat of originality, aren’t we

I wish there were some way to migrate it from Epic to Steam so I could just play it on my Steam Deck.

Take2’s Civilization VII