It’s not a scam guys. GUYS It’s not a scam quit calling it that. Just because saps, I mean marks, I mean people bought $400 digital ships over a decade ago and haven’t seen shit yet, doesn’t mean this game won’t release any day now.

OH MY STARS! THE GAME THAT SPONGED CROWD FUNDING FOR MILLIONS IS TRYING TO GRAB MORE MONEY!? UNTHINKABLE!

Gotta love arbitrary rules like requiring 3 players for coop. Gonna pass on this one, even though I love all of the souls games and elden ring to death

According to the article:

Patch 1: 16,542 words.

Patch 2: 4,016 words.

Patch 3: 23,576(!) words.

Patch 4: 19,473 words.

Patch 5: 6,731 words.

Patch 6: 18,548 words.

Patch 7: 18,153 words

Which puts this one on track to be around the same size as the last two patches going by word count alone

The Ship. It’s normally supposed to be a social deduction game, but some friends and I all get together in a private server and basically just play deathmatch. It’s hilarious because most of fhe weapons are really hard to kill with and you still have to be sneaky because if you get caught, you go to jail (which is also full of shanks). It always leads to some great chaos, especially with more people.

“Yay a fromsoft coop game! I sure hope there aren’t any arbitrary rules for online play like they usually do!”

Stupid fuckin gamers and their “standards” and all of their complaining about “poor performance” because we’re basically requiring they run the game in a virtual machine that constantly stops to check if it’s pirated

Yeah this is actually the millionth portable xbox. Still cool! Just a very lazy title

I’ve been hoping that for years with bloodborne 😢

Scrap mechanic was originally creative only and has a very detailed building system, with the addition of circuitry and moving parts

Worlds Adrift. It was shut down by the creators partly due to funding another project but also partly because the serverside was built on a proprietary OS that isn’t supported anymore so there weren’t any options other than re-building it from the ground up

Echoes of the anthem launch (and eventual christmas themed death)

The palworld devs are going to have their collective and figurative penis slammed in a car door by Nintendo attorneys

But will it actually function at launch?

Outward is absolutely fantastic. I’d love to see a more polished sequel at some point

Been enjoying lethal company with some friends. Never have I felt that exact combination of the nearly shitting my pants while also dying of laughter.

They never planned to get THIS far. They even disappeared with the money for like a year and then just came back like nothing happened.

If you like houses and decoration Elderscrolls Online is pretty awesome for that. Combat is pretty fun and there’s tons of variety between the classes.

Games with denuvo: “Once we have your money, we don’t give a rat’s ass about how the game plays”

“Payday 3 guarantees an objecticely worse user experience at launch on pc version”

Garry’s mod by a wide margin. I’ve been playing for more than 10 years and accrued around 2000 hrs

Garry’s mod. The content is community created and has an amazing amount of fun/ educational potential