Those inane Shakespeare plays are making the world a dumber place!

I go to the hospital to pick up my free aborted babies to turn into California cheeseburgers.

Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker has some of the most fun sailing physics of any ocean game I’ve ever played.

And the physics were realistic enough that you could fill out the map before you got the ability to control the winds just by tacking the boat.

Don’t forget that they spent 150 million on getting Alberto Mielgo to make a cool cinematic trailer for the game.

Generation Zero. Player power builds slowly, especially in single player.

Fucking France, man…

Neither.

Bucatini Brigade, sound off!

Sweet!

Sounds like FF8.

What’s wrong with the Aegean?

Legend of the Mystical Ninja was pretty dope.

Accountant Survivors coming in October.

Do-do-do-do-do-do-Daytooooooooooooooonaaaaaaaaa!

They got their patents, they could care less about the meatspace issues.

Robot Odyssey.

Planet Wasteland: Vegas Edition.

If you’re okay with some emulation, there’s Dungeon Master and Captive.

I’m sure Teen Cosmo has some great coverage as well.

Every picture I’ve seen of him is different, and they’re all awful.

I thinks it’s more, “Hey, this thing I just put in HC would make a great addition to SDV.”

The only way to learn how to read is to look like an idiot until you get it right.

Just get the Bloodbourne Cart guy to do it.

It worked for the Sonic franchise.

Nah, they use Higan now.

I heard Rockwell was even worse.

Now Baldur’s Gate 4.

Everybody already has access to ELIZA-level tech.

Necktie. Fully rigged and physics enabled. I want that necktie to crush all modern video cards.

To the Core

Where’s Pyro?

They gonna sell this company and it’s employees to Tencent as well?

Doesn’t matter, they’re all just 3 ELIZAs in a trenchcoat.

It’s… complicated.

Dragon’s Dogma 2. IYKYK

Same

I thought it was Rikkie Baker?

Wait… they’re making this and the new Virtua Fighter?

Go ahead and give them the Sonic franchise while you’re at it.

Core Keeper spotted!

It’s just too bad I’m going to have steal their followup though.

Everybody shut up!

GRAPPLE!

Steam in 3 years.