Bucatini Brigade, sound off!

Sweet!

Sounds like FF8.

What’s wrong with the Aegean?

Legend of the Mystical Ninja was pretty dope.

Accountant Survivors coming in October.

Do-do-do-do-do-do-Daytooooooooooooooonaaaaaaaaa!

They got their patents, they could care less about the meatspace issues.

Robot Odyssey.

Planet Wasteland: Vegas Edition.

If you’re okay with some emulation, there’s Dungeon Master and Captive.

I’m sure Teen Cosmo has some great coverage as well.

Every picture I’ve seen of him is different, and they’re all awful.

I thinks it’s more, “Hey, this thing I just put in HC would make a great addition to SDV.”

The only way to learn how to read is to look like an idiot until you get it right.

Just get the Bloodbourne Cart guy to do it.

It worked for the Sonic franchise.

Nah, they use Higan now.

I heard Rockwell was even worse.

Now Baldur’s Gate 4.

Everybody already has access to ELIZA-level tech.

Necktie. Fully rigged and physics enabled. I want that necktie to crush all modern video cards.

To the Core

Where’s Pyro?

They gonna sell this company and it’s employees to Tencent as well?

Doesn’t matter, they’re all just 3 ELIZAs in a trenchcoat.

It’s… complicated.

Dragon’s Dogma 2. IYKYK

Same

I thought it was Rikkie Baker?

Wait… they’re making this and the new Virtua Fighter?

Go ahead and give them the Sonic franchise while you’re at it.

Core Keeper spotted!

It’s just too bad I’m going to have steal their followup though.

Everybody shut up!

GRAPPLE!

Steam in 3 years.

Because the dude saved the world like nine times already. He filled up his punch card and gets to retire now.

Any multipliers?

Grim Dawn.

One moment you’re dying on the gallows, the next you’re fighting the tongue of a long dead god trying to reclaim it’s appropriated flesh.

And the stakes only get higher from there for the DLCs.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Giancarlo Volpe, one of the writers for Avatar, works at Riot as a senior asshole.

Also Avatar: The Last Airbender

Starbound was made by assholes.