When your “best” is terrible, you should just stop.

There are good things about Windows?

GTA 5

Do you guys not have phones consoles!?

How gracious of them

I’d rather gouge my eyes out with a spoon than use a Comcast product.

Does that answer your question?

Yeah…I was confused. My bad.

Oooh my bad

I sketch out factory designs for Satisfactory

It has to wirelessly connect to a ps5 to play games

OK so…there’s no reason to buy this thing? Got it

Besides access to console-exclusive titles, what does this thing do better than a Steam Deck? The fact that it requires an internet connection to be useful is an instant turn off.

Enjoy your new malware

Yea, this game is extremely shallow.

What in the ogre loving fuck is this shit

Hey guys look, we can play this 4 year old game on our 4000 dollar laptop. Sick, right?

Nintendo sucks ass.

So basically, they won’t make the N64 classic, GameCube classic, etc. now, because they’ve found a way to enshittiate those consoles and their games, by way of subscription service.

Terminator: Dark Fate - Defiance: We are Legion of the Parody of the Planet of the Apes, A Star Wars Story: Arnold’s Revenge II, Terminator boogaloo: Weekend at Arnie’s

How long does the fucking name have to be?

We also live in times where game developers can lie to you about a game and its contents for like ten fucking years, and then on release day try to shrug it off like it’s no big deal that it’s a buggy half-baked mess

This would be such a hassle for me if I didn’t run Linux

You typed his name. We’ll see you in court, asshole

- Nintendo

Being a little generous there, bud

does not look the way it should

Subjective AF

Satisfactory

That website was a gem. They fucking ruined it.

Are you fucking listening, Todd?

I finished it yesterday. In hour 14, the frustration set in. But overall, it’s a fantastic game.

Join us

$40 just for the standard edition. Nah.

Milk it for all its worth

Reminds me of Twisted Metal

Ooooohhhh I love this. Thank you!

That would be great, assuming you could stop fucking up said releases

Awesome

Sooooo

Phisticated

Every Linux user is actually a cyborg

“I’ve never tried to play games on Linux but I’ve determined that they don’t work and never will, so therefore Linux sucks and windows is the only answer”

Got it.

Have you tried the things I suggested? You sure do whine a lot. Speaking of Wine, have you tried it?