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Exclusives of any kind are bullshit marketing ploys, at best.



Well to be fair you already went through this shit once. Speaking of which, you’re gonna send troops over here to help us out this time, right?


I misread that as “cosplay” and thought, so what combat bonuses do you get for wearing slutty cosplay? I mean you’d be really stupid having a boob-window if it didn’t give at least a +3 Dex bonus.


  • I am Error.
  • All your base are belong to us.
  • It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this! Why yes I did grow up in the 80s & 90s.

Bonus from a newer game: “What have I told you? People are a renewable resource!”




Any game with ranged weapons is literally this. If I’m playing Fallout 4 and shoot a raider in the head then combat is initiated. That’s literally his combat works. Fuck Nintendo and fuck bullshit patents.


Ah yes. Definitely a hallucination. Nothing sinister going on here, nope.


That’s what the remaster looks like? That looks like total dog shit. I’ve seen better looking flash games, back when those were still a thing, before all the flash game makers ported and enshitified their once free games and made them P2W mobile apps or worse, charge for them on steam. I’m looking at you, Bloons trash.









If it’s not cosmetic then it’s absolutely a cash grab.




They’ll keep doing this because dipshits keep paying for it. Blame the whales.






Well I mean when games are designed by a committee of worthless executives, what the hell do you expect?






Man I figured this shit out back in 1999. Boss didn’t care. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re still using the same shitty, slow, obsolete system today.


We all are, but people keep paying them money. It won’t stop until people get their heads out of their asses and stop doing that. Kind of like how microtransactions won’t go away because whales won’t stop shoveling dump trucks of money at mobile games.




When I tried it it was buggy trash. And while I know it’s been a few years since it launched, I also remember when unity launched and it was buggy trash so I still roll my eyes whenever I see their logo pop up too.


“woke” is now just a dog whistle that tells you the person saying it is a bigoted shithead.



This has a fair reason. If war were to break out the Chinese government could, hypothetically, hijack, kill, or break all their cars in the country.