The great buttocalypse of 2024 😱

Because it’s oh so hard to find some butt on the Internet… 🙄

Yes! A new cable! Hopefully with AI! And please bring the screws back!

That’s what everyone has been waiting for!

Installing XP? I don’t think you’ll get any upgrades.

Sad but true.

And I’m saying it as a 30+ years daily user of linux. Which also has had a lot of interactions with end users.

If there’s one thing that people hate, it’s change. They hate it when their version of windows changes, so changing for an entirely different system is right out. Even though the differences are trivial to the tech crowd.

I’m always “why am I wasting time watching this when I could be playing a cool game?”

Emulators are a thing, you know.

“My job here is done.”

Not reading the article is a bannable offence.

Sorry, new rules.

Better title than “Fan gets to play new Borderland title, feels very sick”.

I bought a bike helmet.

Oh, you meant on steam? Luckily my rig is still out of commission, so nothing.

It’s perfectly fine for that core duo.

(But actually, stock amd coolers are normally totally adequate)

There wasn’t even a DOS 5 version of Steam ☹️

Man…

Front…

Two hundred metres.

Six.

Is down.

Arma (or Flashpoint before it). Although it’s gotten slightly better in that regard, I think. Haven’t run it in quite some time. It’s still probably the best there is for milsims though.

I still have trouble wrapping my mind around the absolute scam that are US Internet provider companies.

Unfortunately, screens have gotten larger lately.

Just so we’re clear, that’s a wired service?

All phones have been boring for years if not decades.

It’s got a screen on one side and a camera on the other! Yay!
Wait till you see the new one, it’s got a screen on one side and two cameras on the other! Wooo!

Same. I’m just making a Truenas server next year when setting up the new network. It’s probably cheaper anyway.

Tux Kart?

“Resserected”??

It was sometimes scary on a screen, I’d still like to try it in wVR if it works.

People won’t be able to use GPUs anyway because they’ll all be reserved for “AI” use and priced accordingly.

For me, it lets me play my PC games while I’m stuck with no PC.

I only have a laptop at the moment which while nice isn’t at all adequate for games.
So I went for a deck. I had to learn how to use a controller, but the machine itself is very solid and has, so far run everything I have thrown at it.

I suppose that everyone has a different story with it. It’s great little machine.

Search Angine Optimization. I think.

It has nothing to do with the US, so presumably, no.

I don’t know how it works in your market but here, the major hardware retailers will assemble your machine for an extra 80 euros or so.

The mustache is much too wide. I don’t know why everyone sees Hitler.

But how’s the roblox integration?

It needed the profits for even more radical science!

I thought that it was about how industrial food always ends up making you sick.

My most expensive item in inventory was about 0.06 euros last time I checked.

Makes me really motivated to spend 15 minutes trying to figure out how to sell that stuff.

I’m sure that they will do the needful.

Are you suggesting that it’s not useless?

I played Half Life at 15 fps back then, and I can tell you that 60 fps is mostly fine.

My next monitor will still be 144 or more though.

A hairy plumber that spends all his time stalking a princess is “family friendly”?

Oohhh. Ok. Makes much more sense. Thanks.

What’s a visine?

You don’t have to learn how all bits and pieces of the system work. You just have to learn how to use it.

You probably don’t know how all of windows works and that doesn’t bother your daily routine.

Can’t they kill kids at home like normal people?

Yes it’s entirely plausible. Nvidia was also supposed to have a chiplet architecture in the tubes. It’s probably something everyone is working on.