Heretic!

I thought Borderlands was lots of fun, but not four games (for now) and a movie (for now) worth of fun. Even two games was pushing it a bit. You can only stretch things out so much.

Windows is actually streamed from the MS Cloud™. Only Copilot and the Word loader run locally.

It’s just that UI designers are getting older.

Tin cans and waxed string it is!

You can connect the deck to your tv if you want a “console” experience.

Oh. Cool. Carry on then.

Honestly, I’d rather they disclose problems and fix them than just ignore them like so many others do. It’s the responsible thing to do.
Software is complicated and mistakes happen regularly.

Wait a second, what do you mean “Matrix 5”?

Don’t we have enough of those already? Are they going after the “Saw” record or what?

You probably have to return the 4gb extra then.

Maybe it has an Sd slot or something?

I’m going to save so much money by not going to the US to buy one of those… I wonder what I’ll do with all that wealth.

Don’t they do it with eggs already?

It’s just a nondescript white box, so not that much really. I cean clean it every now and then. That’s the extent of my interaction.

The nice part is you won’t have to go through all the bother of getting up and getting ready.

Just route it through your phone’s access point.

Those definitely are some pixels.

They could sell usb drives…

Maybe it’s nice on windows, but on other systems, got still relies on steam.

The other half is running linux, right?

Right?

“Did you remember to plug the server back in after vacuuming the server room?”

“Shit.” "Honey, gotta make a quick jump at the office! "

But… the invisible plane! That’s perfect video game material!

We’re probably lucky that they didn’t use milibits as it is.

I had to play Half Life at 15 fps on my Tseng video card, so you guys should have to suffer too!

So they won’t need any script writers. It’s already well on its way to make money!

The great buttocalypse of 2024 😱

Because it’s oh so hard to find some butt on the Internet… 🙄

Yes! A new cable! Hopefully with AI! And please bring the screws back!

That’s what everyone has been waiting for!

Installing XP? I don’t think you’ll get any upgrades.

Sad but true.

And I’m saying it as a 30+ years daily user of linux. Which also has had a lot of interactions with end users.

If there’s one thing that people hate, it’s change. They hate it when their version of windows changes, so changing for an entirely different system is right out. Even though the differences are trivial to the tech crowd.

I’m always “why am I wasting time watching this when I could be playing a cool game?”

Emulators are a thing, you know.

“My job here is done.”

Not reading the article is a bannable offence.

Sorry, new rules.

Better title than “Fan gets to play new Borderland title, feels very sick”.

I bought a bike helmet.

Oh, you meant on steam? Luckily my rig is still out of commission, so nothing.

It’s perfectly fine for that core duo.

(But actually, stock amd coolers are normally totally adequate)

There wasn’t even a DOS 5 version of Steam ☹️

Man…

Front…

Two hundred metres.

Six.

Is down.

Arma (or Flashpoint before it). Although it’s gotten slightly better in that regard, I think. Haven’t run it in quite some time. It’s still probably the best there is for milsims though.

I still have trouble wrapping my mind around the absolute scam that are US Internet provider companies.

Unfortunately, screens have gotten larger lately.