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This chirp never makes sense, I have mote cop stations than I can afford and still get these pop-ups.

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I think you must have it set to america mode

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Bloody hell!

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81Y

Why does my corruption and murder rate keep going up?

I’ve built the perfect police state!

Pigs on every corner with no accountability!

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751Y

Chuck Norris is a Republican senior citizen, though. He wouldn’t feel safe in ANY city.

The “throw police at problems mostly caused by poverty and inequality” reaction tracks too, though.

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So sad to know he’s actually a beta cuck in real life. Wish he was the man I revered when I was a boy.

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Personally I never liked him, his meme, or his blatant Marty Stu show, so I like how pathetic he is in reality 😁

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I thought he was the sane kind of Republican.

Well, the ones that actually drink the Kool-Aid and actually want small government but never seem to notice their representatives don’t.

Are there any particularly wild takes he’s had?

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Nah, as far as I remember from the last time I accidentally paid attention to him, he’s more like one of those “homesteader libertarians” who believe everyone should just mind their own business in whatever situation their own family can afford for them and neither workers, minorities nor people with disabilities should ever receive any assistance that wealthy white people wouldn’t need.

A real “guns don’t kill people, but letting government stop disadvantaged people from needlessly dying kills my boner” type of guy.

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Him and his wife spend a lot of time, energy, and money trying to shoehorn the bible/christianity into public education. A taste of the kool-aid.

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They’re not there to protect him. He’s there to protect the police.

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hashtag crime lol

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Has lots of uses!

I love vehicular manslaughter! 🚶‍♂️҉🚗𓀿 #crime

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Obviously Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan are outside

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With all those people, it sounds like an ultimate showdown about to happen.

I hope Charle Norris stays safe

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111Y

Chucks name is Carlos. Carlos Norris.

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Noooooo!

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Fuck Chuck Norris, he can get fucked by Kevin Sorbo any day now.

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71Y

I had an irrational dislike for chuck Norris (before I knew what horrible opinions he had, now it’s rational) simply because Vin Diesel jokes came first and the majority of Chuck Norris jokes were just name swapped older jokes.

Not that Vin Diesel is a great guy or anything but his name IS an anagram for I End Lives

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