cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/[email protected]/t/2790390

Silver Lake Partners, Saudi Arabia’s sovereign wealth fund, and Jared Kushner were shocked when they found out their $55 Billion buyout of EA did not include the new, downloadable content. “We should have seen this coming,” stated Kushner. “It’s a classic EA move, the base purchase is never enough without the bug fixes, patches, and eventual DLC. Now EA has the upper-hand.” […]

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Even their buyouts have DLCs? Come the fuck on.

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This is a satire news site, similar to the Onion

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Do you think that’s why he made that joke?

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I didn’t know this site, so looked more into other reports. It’s somethin’. Facing lawsuit, Blizzard argues female employees should have just acquired Anti-Harassment DLC from 2021

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It’s the Canadian Onion - though I feel it has surpassed the Onion at this point.

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I would add [satirical fake news] to the title, just to be sure

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Fair enough👍

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Yea this is satire, it should be moderated out of pcgaming.

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That’s a DLC feature.

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