“If you betray us, Ubisoft, I’m going to cut off your balls and shove them up your ass so the next time you take a shit, you shit all over your balls!”
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Ubisoft can monitor nothing but my balls.
A shit monitoring balls?
“If you betray us, Ubisoft, I’m going to cut off your balls and shove them up your ass so the next time you take a shit, you shit all over your balls!”
Make sure they are unwashed while being monitored
You’re supposed to wash your balls?
I don’t want that disease vector anywhere near my dangly bits, thanks.