I’d rather spend that kind of money on an escort

That way I’ll only be fucked once instead of being routinely fucked by the subscription fees

Real life: yes

Game: harsh

Like, they could have put him in the naughty corner or something. I don’t like the idea of banning as a game mechanic.

wtf

If traffic rules were that strictly punished in real life there’d be like max 7 cars on road globally

I assume you’ve been mass reported in whatever game you made this for

I would probably be unable to buy a PC or console ever again.

Shit dude, that’s rough
If I may ask, what happened?

Otherwise, no nearby gaming cafés? They’re usually reasonably priced

people just don’t want to work anymore

NO

THEY CLEARLY FUCKING DO

BUT YOU FUCKING GREEDY CUNTS KEEP FIRING EVERYONE AND TAKE FAT FISCAL QUARTER BONUSES

AND THEN IT’S A 19 STEP INTERVIEW PROCESS WHEN THEY TRY TO LOOK FOR A NEW JOB

AND THAT’S IF THEY’RE “LUCKY” ENOUGH FOR THE DOGSHIT AI TO RANDOM.CHOICE() THEIR RESUME OUT OF THE 900+ OTHER DESPERATE APPLICANTS

THEN THEY FINALLY SOMEHOW GET AN OFFER: $1.89 per full uninterrupted hour at your desk and a single bag of skittles (opened)

Sorry for the caps, I’ve been in the job market recently and it’s fucking brutal. I have to constantly justify my value as a human being and then just face rejection after rejection.

Fuck it, if I worked there, I’d straight up just steal from his office while he’s doing bumps in the bathroom

My heart sank

when I finished reading the title

Imagining a modern breaking bad remake where Walter goes to jail because Saul was rusty with his copyright law knowledge

There’s a lot of things that are like “duh”, but it’s good that someone writes it down so someone else later down the line will have a harder time saying “um acktually video games cause stress and anxiety, not the lower wages and hotter summers” and get a fat cheque from the Heritage Foundation.

I have not; although I have been warned that it’s not at all what it appears to be

I have heard similar, more specific details about themes of the game. I’m going to put it off until I’m in a better place, mentally. I don’t know if what I heard was true, but I don’t want to risk finding out more, because it is so highly regarded and I want to play it eventually, also I love entertainment where “it’s best going into it blind”

IT AGAIN NOW

A company who wants kernel level access to your system for “anti-cheat” is being run by psychopaths with no concept of personal boundaries

adds up

game was too hard for my smoothie brain

also the AI voice actors are kinda rude and sound very bad by today’s standards

the engine is off
you left the brakes on
stop fucking with the egg yoke I swear to god I will BSOD;you

anyone have recommendations for flying games that were made for dipshits like me?

Holy fuck how much money do they actually have

fuck it

just going to print out the man pages for wget and study it like a religious text

I’d rather not ask

but he still needs to collect his Q3 bonus cheque 🥺

I think they’re waiting for all their customers to die of old age so they can just fully abandon it with no consequences

That is astronomically fucking funny

If it flops they gotta nuke London for real

those are the rules

You can do that

I recommend it, even if you don’t need it, bc it fun

Finally

Steam phones on my game

Any time I hear about a hammer being used as a weapon I just immediately think about this:

Intern slipped, fell and landed on the “monetize extra lives” button

I was never able to get that working

try messing around in the accessibility settings, see if you get lucky

otherwise get a second pair of earphones and lip stim on that pair

or chew gum or get a fidget cube or ask your doctor for ritalin

hopefully

I like how you need to add that qualifier because Nintendo legal is batshit

Tombstone 2030-2032 Google Pacemaker

Killed 8 years from now, Google Pacemaker was an IoT pacemaker for patients with heart arrhythmia. All devices were remotely deactivated after 2 years.

Silver lining is that more people will bully Todd Howard

Their website has a page that says they “embrace open source”

I couldn’t find the source code specifically for their app. Maybe this?

https://github.com/fairphone/android_device_fairphone_FP5

Honestly have no clue what I’m looking at there. There seems to be no iOS equivalent, so who knows.

Otherwise, their app permissions seem pretty reasonable:

• discover and pair nearby Bluetooth devices
• Access Bluetooth settings
• Pair with Bluetooth devices
• connect to paired Bluetooth devices

But yeah, if no open source, that can definitely be a deal-breaker for the market they seem to be targeting.

Fair enough.

Pretty amazing what modders achieved without official tools, so still looking forward to it.

No idea what any of that means nor what I’m looking at, but I hope the situation improves for you inshallah

Is that piece of hardware a bic lighter

Wait did they still not release this game

baldurs gate themed slot machine mobile game which needs access to your camera and microphone at all times or else you don’t earn shiny digital gems

man fuck WB Discovery

WB got my friend in Germany a ridiculous fine for seeding dune for two minutes

They just killed funhaus (via killing rooster teeth)

They also did other heinous shit I’m too drowsy to remember, but trust me it was bad

is that the same as doing crime and being gay

being crime would be tricky. You’d have to illegally enter another country, or something like that, right? Or crispr your genes such that you sweat methamphetamine

Doing gay, I have no idea. Same thing as being gay? Just engage in homosexual relations? Sounds easy enough I guess

Agreed

I just don’t think I know how I’m supposed to “properly” use Mastodon. I just see 80% US political discussion, which is fine, but my broken zoomer brain just gets worn down by it very easily.

With Lemmy/KBin if I get bored with a topic, I can just switch over to a different community/magazine.

crazy that they would put something so fourth wall breaking in Ketheric’s dialog tree like that

• Join our discord server!
• Give this server your home address, date of birth and mother’s maiden name?
• Please read the rules before being able to even fucking read anything :3
• Please download this third party extension verify that you’re not ban evading
• Give this third party extension your home address, date of birth, mother’s maiden name and unobstructed pictures of your taint from several angles?
• You’ve been verified!
• Sending messages is for donors only :3
• Notifications for every channel is on by default. I hope your speakers aren’t loud, pisshead
• Every channel is just a moderator with an amphetamine problem writing a new manifesto every 15 minutes