Their games are so bad now that it would be better to not play them.

I don’t think mario came out of the womb as an adult with a mustache

The fact that there are still hardcore pokemon fans out there who buy every one of their games like it’s a masterpiece is crazy. They aren’t even just bad, you have to put effort into making them look that shit, and the gameplay is basically still the same as i played on the original Gameboy when i was 12

I haven’t bought a console since the game cube, and bought a switch for my nephew. When i saw the prices of the games, i was a bit confused. Why is a 8 year old game still full price, why does it have the most disgusting dlc system i have ever seen and so on. I asked that in a nintendo sub Reddit. It wasn’t reddit, but i don’t remember where. People there were insane tbh. They defended their previous nintendo to the death. Their answer to everything was basically: buy the game and dlc and shut the fuck up, it’s worth it.

Everithing that distract them from diddling children. Or is this a distraction because they dille so many children?

People buy McDonald’s menus for pokemon cards and throw the food away.

People also buy Pokémon cards.

I really love goofy and weird characters. I have no idea how they managed to look everyone off

You don’t leave a le funny review on every game? No cake recipe or a picture of a cat? Are you even a real gamer?

6 month? The map changes are gorgeous.

But 10 million think you do a banging job.

Back when vr was pretty new abd even more niche than now. I heard VR chat is vool so i tried it. Ho-ly shit, it was all small people with squeeky voices. Like at least 90%. People spend like 800 dollars for a headset to keep their kids busy with complete strangers

A fresh twist? Did they reach the year 2000 now? Exciting

We make billions, but we want trillions

Because you can press buttons so much better on a controller

That’s actually funny. But also sad.

Cheat codes and cheating in online games is obviously the same thing. You cheat because you’re a cunt.

They want to keep windows relevant so hard. Yeah, i enable secure boot, and let some kernel level anti cheat into my system. At least i don’t have to play with cheaters. Oh there are still cheaters. So glad

It does wound an aweful lot like the whole skate. Situation. We really want to make the best game possible and we really care for customer feedback. Hmm turns out they really didn’t and just try to sell micro transactions

Yeah bit he worked at blizzard, so he knows way more about assaulting co workers than you. Wait what are we talking about?

If only it wasn’t made for tiny hands.

I really love mine and necer realised how “hated” it was. For me the biggest downside is that the level of customisation is almost overwhelming. Which is a good problem to have, honestly, but it led me to sometimes use the shitty xbox controller instead of fumbling with options.

They are so much worse. I worked with a guy who was pretty damn cheap. I would sometimes pay for his coffe or lunch sometimes, but he would never even drop a cent for me. I didn’t really care much, cheap guy, maybe poor, i had no idea. I talked to another guy about video games, and the cheapskate chimed in, saying: i would never play video games, it’s a waste if time and money. I didn’t think much of it, it made so much sense.

Another time the same co worker said something like: “the most he ever spend on a game was 60 dollars for a counterstrike skin”. Cheapskate chimed in again, (he was also a bit of a one upper) hah, that’s nothing, i spend 900 bucks on clash of clans last month.

We both were absolutely flabbergasted, and he started to panic a bit abd said: “you think that’s crazy? My girlfriend spends way more on candy crush a month.” It’s been a while, but i think we calculated that the spend a combined 2000 to 3000 bucks on mobile games a month, for years.

*buy

Or roblox money. They seem to be doing fine

Disco isnso good. But even the devs said they would rather have it that people pirate the game bacause they got fucked over and don’t make money of the game anymore.

Oh. that’s crazy. But honestly good. It’s really easy to not cheat, and when i saw what some people pay to cheat MONTHLY, it’s even harder to find sympathy. It would be nice to find an anti cheat that actually works, but i often think that people who make the game are the same people who double dip into selling their own cheats.

Just crippling pain.

That will show them

Batteries don’t get better the more you use them

Yeah sorry, you also have to have the brain capacity to install steam

So a pc

I remember when botw came out and some time after it was cracked and you could play it in 4k 60. So i did and i was just like meh. Do i really want to collect all the same shrines in a boring world?

Do what? Play one game?

Especially when you need new controllers because they aren’t really bothered to fix the stick drift

That’s why i was honestly surprised they sell it for that “cheap” the numbers would’ve been pretty similar for 50-100 dollars more.

From what i read the on set playtesting pc’s were absolute monsters to keep up wuth the game. Not sure about the streamers i saw, but they usually don’t play on potatoes. I’m still on the fence, the game looks pretty fun.

Do you wanna spend 80 dollars on a new game, or wait a year and buy it for 10 dollars when it works and is actually finished?

WHERE CAN I PRE ORDER IT FOR 120 DOLLARS TO PLAY IT 3 DAYS EARLY AND PAY TO BE A PLAYTESTER?

Like i’m not surprised why games are this expensive.

I saw an early invite only alpha and it looked amazing. A month or so ago i saw a vlosed beta and the game looked very… Different. The animations looked worse and the textures looked cheap.

I saw an activision sale on steam and was like: wow let’s see what they got in store. Just to realise that i don’t care at all.

Eh, i’m waiting for AAAAA games.