They all went to the same Donald Trump business school.

1. Wages are very expensive.

2. Fire as many people as you can.

3. Shareholders see number go up.

Just look at skate. Now imagine that but somehow worse and even uglier

I played it for a bit and it’s really good. I just don’t like the genere

You go on a map with A.I enemies and real people. The goal is to extract components that you want, guns, valubles. You lose everything you found on that run if you don’t extract. Other people try the same thing and steal your stuff.

I think they have now an option for that. With that being said, i don’t really understand it either. I played around with some settings yesterday and it either did nothing or it made everything look weird and way way worse.

Already? Before even the 5th game launched?

I hate controllers with a passion and the steam controller is the only one that i like. I hoard 4 of them in case they break

Keep fighting the good fight for your billionaire overlord.

I never really looked deep into the game but it’s on my wishlist for a while now. When i saw that the release date is creeping up, i kinda thought that there is no way. Welp…

Nah A.I will fix it.

People still buy fifa, they always dod and always will. And with the billions they spend on lootboxes, they probably make their money back

Tell that the FIFA people who buy billions worth of lootboxes

For some games it works really well. The finals is a prime example for ue5. At least for me.

There was a huge spike in 2020 when people were forced to stay inside. We should chase that high forever.

I really hate these titles. I don’t buy remasters, i don’t see the hype, i think they are a scam. I think i hate them just enough

I think nintendo is so much worse tbh. Mario kart for example they shove the dlc in to kids faces the whole time. Nonono, you can’t play these tracks, but you van look at them. Here are all the characters. No not this one, you need your parents magic numbers.

Cases are silly and bad, but at least it’s adults who should know better.

Man i’m just trying to survive out here.

Their games are so bad now that it would be better to not play them.

I don’t think mario came out of the womb as an adult with a mustache

The fact that there are still hardcore pokemon fans out there who buy every one of their games like it’s a masterpiece is crazy. They aren’t even just bad, you have to put effort into making them look that shit, and the gameplay is basically still the same as i played on the original Gameboy when i was 12

I haven’t bought a console since the game cube, and bought a switch for my nephew. When i saw the prices of the games, i was a bit confused. Why is a 8 year old game still full price, why does it have the most disgusting dlc system i have ever seen and so on. I asked that in a nintendo sub Reddit. It wasn’t reddit, but i don’t remember where. People there were insane tbh. They defended their previous nintendo to the death. Their answer to everything was basically: buy the game and dlc and shut the fuck up, it’s worth it.

Everithing that distract them from diddling children. Or is this a distraction because they dille so many children?

People buy McDonald’s menus for pokemon cards and throw the food away.

People also buy Pokémon cards.

I really love goofy and weird characters. I have no idea how they managed to look everyone off

You don’t leave a le funny review on every game? No cake recipe or a picture of a cat? Are you even a real gamer?

6 month? The map changes are gorgeous.

But 10 million think you do a banging job.

Back when vr was pretty new abd even more niche than now. I heard VR chat is vool so i tried it. Ho-ly shit, it was all small people with squeeky voices. Like at least 90%. People spend like 800 dollars for a headset to keep their kids busy with complete strangers

A fresh twist? Did they reach the year 2000 now? Exciting

We make billions, but we want trillions

Because you can press buttons so much better on a controller

That’s actually funny. But also sad.

Cheat codes and cheating in online games is obviously the same thing. You cheat because you’re a cunt.

They want to keep windows relevant so hard. Yeah, i enable secure boot, and let some kernel level anti cheat into my system. At least i don’t have to play with cheaters. Oh there are still cheaters. So glad

It does wound an aweful lot like the whole skate. Situation. We really want to make the best game possible and we really care for customer feedback. Hmm turns out they really didn’t and just try to sell micro transactions

Yeah bit he worked at blizzard, so he knows way more about assaulting co workers than you. Wait what are we talking about?

If only it wasn’t made for tiny hands.

I really love mine and necer realised how “hated” it was. For me the biggest downside is that the level of customisation is almost overwhelming. Which is a good problem to have, honestly, but it led me to sometimes use the shitty xbox controller instead of fumbling with options.

They are so much worse. I worked with a guy who was pretty damn cheap. I would sometimes pay for his coffe or lunch sometimes, but he would never even drop a cent for me. I didn’t really care much, cheap guy, maybe poor, i had no idea. I talked to another guy about video games, and the cheapskate chimed in, saying: i would never play video games, it’s a waste if time and money. I didn’t think much of it, it made so much sense.

Another time the same co worker said something like: “the most he ever spend on a game was 60 dollars for a counterstrike skin”. Cheapskate chimed in again, (he was also a bit of a one upper) hah, that’s nothing, i spend 900 bucks on clash of clans last month.

We both were absolutely flabbergasted, and he started to panic a bit abd said: “you think that’s crazy? My girlfriend spends way more on candy crush a month.” It’s been a while, but i think we calculated that the spend a combined 2000 to 3000 bucks on mobile games a month, for years.

*buy