team fortress 3! give it up for team fortress 3!

On its own, a single in-character post from a voice actor would probably be a bit too cryptic to excite Half-Life fans who have seen their sequel hopes dashed so often over the last two decades.

On Steam*:

• Increlution (1552.8 hrs)
• Rimworld (943.7 hrs)
• Cookie Clicker (898.3 hrs)
• NGU Idle (524.4 hrs)
• Oxygen Not Included (472.2 hrs)

Not counting idle games, which have an artificially inflated playtime:

• Rimworld (943.7 hrs)
• Oxygen Not Included (472.2 hrs)
• Team Fortress 2** (336.8 hrs)
• Stardew Valley (234 hrs)
• Fallout: New Vegas (90.5 hrs)

*Not counting games on other platforms (minecraft) or games obtained through extralegal means (spacewar!)

**Also most recently played

the xbox has no gaaaames

it might have no games but at least the scalpers are also losing

jokes on you, I’ve heard of the raytracing mod

Were you inspired to make your game by any of these? they seem similar:

• Please, Don’t Touch Anything
• There Is No Game (and its sequel, Wrong Dimension)
• Dude, Stop
• Superliminal
• Firewatch

yeah I just wanted to say the “we shouldn’t have had to transition” but I didn’t want the hivemind to get mad at me if I didn’t add a negative to the end

we shouldn’t have had to transition but if you didn’t know they were doing this then you probably haven’t tried to play the game within the last 5 years

amazon? being anti union? what a shocker

garfield kart

it’s a bit weird that this is releasing after the thing about not being able to inherit valve games

Modern Day Napalm

The absolute leg…o island guy, he never misses!

every couple months there is a new burning of the library of alexandria

“Make this character’s ass and thighs thicker,” another frequent-question-asker demands, to which Housenka responds: “Accept her as she is.”

edit: there’s probably some irony or hypocrisy in me using this image (a guy with exaggerated muscles) as a positive on a comment about sexualization but I couldn’t think of a better image to use

Welcome to Disco Elysium 2. After 5 years in development, hopefully it would have been worth the wait.

Excited for the upcoming release of The Stanley Parable 3!

Be ready for a lot of monologues though.

Okay, let’s see what this one says.

“While the idea for the game is good… For someone who prefers non-linear games, this preachiness gets annoying fast.”

Preachy?! Stanley, I’m not preachy, am I? You can tell me if I’m preachy. Honestly, you can. Oh goodness, this is actually quite shocking for me. I- I always- well, to be honest, I had always thought of the game’s dialogue as being rather terse to begin with. You can’t know how much fluff I cut from the game to get it to feel as light and airy as it… well, I always thought it did. But maybe it wasn’t.

For anyone wondering why their notepad doesn’t have this, it’s only available for windows 11

actually exciting news

this is unrelated but that is a really nice diagram

RimWorld, I have hundreds of hours of playtime, (not including my previous extralegal copy) and now I am obsessed with:

• human nuggets (not that kind) (not immediately, anyways)
• organ harvesting
• human leather cowboy hats (and dusters)
• greenhouses (for weed* and cocaine)
• how do I fit the new turrets in my existing killbox

*not actually true, it’s all coke

This is really depressing, why go after an actor when the writing is at fault?

I hope they don’t get another Portal 64 incident.

scout gaming

Thank you guys for all of your responses!

+2 to SUPERHOT, SUPERHOT is the most innovative shooter I’ve played in years!

• Firewatch (highly recommend!)
• SUPERHOT
• The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe (highly recommend!)
• Frog Fractions (game is best played blind)
• SCP: Containment Breach

Incremental Games: (best played blind)

• Skynet Simulator (highly recommend!)
• A Dark Room
• Crank
• Candy Box!

he’s already shown one of those things repeatedly (2)

And a whip!

Just finished the Ace Attorney series, the post title hit me like a bag of bricks

this thing INVOLVED IN A MURDER TRIAL is almost as PSYCHOTIC as jerma, who KILLED 27 PEOPLE IN HIS SLEEP

Everyone has a right to form a union, but if you do you’re fired.

That was it! Thank you! :D

planned parenthood is political yadda yadda yadda, but a children’s hospital?

I would if I could

Trimps, Rimworld

it has gone on sale once but it’s not often