Aw quivering little pussy of a man.

I notice path of exile has sucked xi xinpings cock exactly zero times and is also a better game even if they had.

Oh shit that is some s-tier emoji use haha

I tried heliboard. It apparently kicks ass on the back end but the front end sucks and that’s the part I use.

FUTO Keyboard is the one!

A note for history: this was just a little before America officially went the rest of the way nuts on jan 20 2024.

That’s why they’re a 40 billion dollar company instead of a 39.999999999 billion dollar company.

Skibidi isn’t toilet humor, it’s weird as fuck absurdist something that just has a toilet around.

The comment you responded to covered all that. It’s possible it’s a translation/tone error. No reason to assume face value given the stakes.

If that ends up being not the case, then ok.

We need to compile a list of shitty executives for boycotting purposes. No more “this company did a bad thing”. No. We need exactly this, with “this is David Davidson, who led the enshittification of ABC, Inc”

It needs to be a document, a wiki, of exactly the shitty things those people did so that businesses will have monetary reasons to want to avoid shitty executives.

Let’s help those poor, poor companies from being victimized by those awful greedy people. The poor things.

Morrowind is great and people should definitely play it, but god damn will it not meet the need of feeling badass. It makes you feel like a wooden chess piece and you just get used to it.

Those spells area very cool, though.

This made my dick black and gay and now it lives in Palo Alto.

…ok? Why would they not?

We must share our hard drives with one another on the down-low.

If you haven’t played them, Shovel Knight, Hades, and Stardew Valley are all perfect 10s.

Like, I almost didn’t comment out of a sense of “well those ones don’t even need to be mentioned”

Game studio?

The entire game is ode to castlevania.

Don’t use those! They used to be good, got bought out, and they’re shady as fuck now.

The Fossify one in the original post is the fork of those that stayed good.

Also: screen spikes.

It’s too easy for them to turn back on without me realizing it, and I’m not going to tolerate having to be that vigilant against something, my own computer, which has absolutely no reason to be hostile to me.

And you can’t afford to fuck this one up. Microsoft Recall isn’t just a virus, it’s worse than just about any other virus. “Did you forget to double check Microsoft’s bullshit on the wrong day lol enjoy your keylogger”

What do you use it for?

Oh shit.

That’s big.

If you wanna know why, here you go https://youtu.be/mOJlg8g8_yw

That makes sense, the company is dying.

Enjoy your Chinese government cock, losers.

(The company, not the people who got fired, I hope they find great jobs fast!)

Would rather be normal and not dumb.

…the best kind of real?

Yes you can. Easily. You’re sitting on the infrastructure to do it.

Pre-built.

Great article, because it applies to anyone who reads it.

They did not fail spectacularly with Fallout 4. They didn’t even fail.

I am willing to compromise at “muted success”, but no more.

Speaking of Fallout, do Fallout 1 and 2 have any proper spiritual successors? I’d love to play one!

That’s 33 As and go fuck yourself if you can figure out the word better:

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuple_names

ummmmm that’s cute but Super Mario World is a tretrigintuple-A game

Just a matter of time. You stop it categorically or you don’t stop it.

Well at least they paid significantly less because they knew they were buying an inferior product 🤔

Video games are like the one thing that doesn’t cost too much. He’s right.

But it’s gonna stay like it is, or get hardcore capitalismed and balloon way past anything reasonable.