Clippy would never turn against his own like that.

By unionizing the gaming industry.

Employees get more correct levels of pay, everybody’s happier, better product because joy existed in the building because it’s not poisoned by greed. Management is still very well off. Everybody wins.

Maybe this comment section can try again with a new parent comment after this pair of misses.

No he didn’t, he doesn’t have that kind of power. Not even close.

A bunch of idiots decided to listen to lies.

Microsoft Recall and Steam Deck and Proton are why.

Thanks for this.

Yes!

This is exactly correct. Thank you.

How’s your son’s dick today, Mike Johnson? You have the app that tells you, so if you wouldn’t mind…

Can it handle that? It already runs worse on new beast systems than old versions did on average ones.

Man, some real pathetic, deflated bullshit in this comment section.

This badge fucking rules. Let’s make it a huge problem for the first game that uses it dishonestly.

Thanks for this. I loathe the idea of being stuck on a platform that’s hard to use and swarmed by too many angry idiots who only ever say that linux is perfect and everybody who doesn’t think so is too dumb to read. Everything that makes linux approachable is a big win.

Gotta ditch Microsoft though. Ugh. Changing an OS is such a massive pain, regardless of how much of a requirement Microsoft Recall makes it.

Anyway, more stuff like this, everybody! Thank you again.

We need the names of Jagex executives being shouted from the rooftops in RuneScape forums, and the jeers should follow them to their next job, because people deserve to know when a shitty, product-ruining executive is going to ruin a second product.

Jagex isn’t doing a damn thing. It’s the executives.

This sounds like a great time for someone who knows how to pirate games to post a really good guide. Safety is important when sidestepping dipshit politicians.

I bought a game on switch for like 40 bucks that ended up being really bad, and tried to get it refunded within about two hours of purchase, after about thirty minutes of play time. Couldn’t get the refund.

Ever since, I was VERY slow to buy anything, because, what if it’s unexpectedly bad? I have to know I mean it, otherwise I shouldn’t buy it. I want to buy a game, not flush money down the toilet.

So, now I kind of just don’t want a Switch 2.

No being a huge asshole, now.

Aw quivering little pussy of a man.

I notice path of exile has sucked xi xinpings cock exactly zero times and is also a better game even if they had.

Oh shit that is some s-tier emoji use haha

I tried heliboard. It apparently kicks ass on the back end but the front end sucks and that’s the part I use.

FUTO Keyboard is the one!

A note for history: this was just a little before America officially went the rest of the way nuts on jan 20 2024.

That’s why they’re a 40 billion dollar company instead of a 39.999999999 billion dollar company.

Skibidi isn’t toilet humor, it’s weird as fuck absurdist something that just has a toilet around.

The comment you responded to covered all that. It’s possible it’s a translation/tone error. No reason to assume face value given the stakes.

If that ends up being not the case, then ok.

We need to compile a list of shitty executives for boycotting purposes. No more “this company did a bad thing”. No. We need exactly this, with “this is David Davidson, who led the enshittification of ABC, Inc”

It needs to be a document, a wiki, of exactly the shitty things those people did so that businesses will have monetary reasons to want to avoid shitty executives.

Let’s help those poor, poor companies from being victimized by those awful greedy people. The poor things.

Morrowind is great and people should definitely play it, but god damn will it not meet the need of feeling badass. It makes you feel like a wooden chess piece and you just get used to it.

Those spells area very cool, though.

This made my dick black and gay and now it lives in Palo Alto.

…ok? Why would they not?

We must share our hard drives with one another on the down-low.

If you haven’t played them, Shovel Knight, Hades, and Stardew Valley are all perfect 10s.

Like, I almost didn’t comment out of a sense of “well those ones don’t even need to be mentioned”

Game studio?

The entire game is ode to castlevania.

Don’t use those! They used to be good, got bought out, and they’re shady as fuck now.

The Fossify one in the original post is the fork of those that stayed good.

Also: screen spikes.

It’s too easy for them to turn back on without me realizing it, and I’m not going to tolerate having to be that vigilant against something, my own computer, which has absolutely no reason to be hostile to me.

And you can’t afford to fuck this one up. Microsoft Recall isn’t just a virus, it’s worse than just about any other virus. “Did you forget to double check Microsoft’s bullshit on the wrong day lol enjoy your keylogger”

What do you use it for?

Oh shit.

That’s big.

If you wanna know why, here you go https://youtu.be/mOJlg8g8_yw

That makes sense, the company is dying.

Enjoy your Chinese government cock, losers.

(The company, not the people who got fired, I hope they find great jobs fast!)

Would rather be normal and not dumb.

…the best kind of real?

Yes you can. Easily. You’re sitting on the infrastructure to do it.

Pre-built.