The word choice is certainly not accidental.

jizzpunk

does it have cats

I asked a seven-year-old girl why he’s in the toilet. The answer - he fell in. You’re welcome.

His jacket annoys me more than it should.

Why does he look like that?

she cute

she cute

I put so many hours into this game without the map, before realising you are supposed to have a paper map. It was a bit impossible without the map. I really liked it, but it could have been a lot better.

Which is literally what I call both of those games.

I’m going to keep spelling it Chernobyl, I don’t much go in for the “Chicken Kyiv” school of performative spelling.

They don’t even use the same alphabet.

I don’t know, I will never use it but it’s quite cool that this much money is being poured into VR development. I prefer to think of it as the money being spent rather than hoarded, and I’m definitely fine with that.

don’t care

don’t care

beach

It’ll be cardarine all over again, I’m sure.

CHASE ME CHASE ME
LIKE A SISSY GIRL

The dialogue was a bit crap, that’s all I remember about this game.

Dangerous.

Shadow Man. It was definitely shit, but I played it for so many hours. The mood and the scale of it was incredible, but the controls and gameplay were sorely lacking. Even so, I found it incredibly immersive.

colussy

edit: they’re the one that keeps saying it, Jesus.

I can’t find a way to successfully play it that maintains enough realism to be properly satisfying.

The controls are awkwardly difficult in a way I can’t properly explain, I’m finding it interferes with the immersion a bit. Particularly the aiming system and the fact a headshot doesn’t kill unarmoured human characters in the early game. Also there’s a lot of running from point A to point B and back again.

Even so, I think I probably like it. I’m just finding that frustrating in a way that isn’t particularly fun. You’ll get a bunch of people online saying the difficulty is somehow meant to reflect the mood of the game, personally I don’t think that makes much sense.

I’ve heard of it, thanks for the recommendation. I’ll put in on the wishlist. Struggling through STALKER at the moment - can’t decide if I like it or not.

pooped*

that’s a lot of tablepoons

Just played System Shock 2, it was pretty good.

Who can recommend me some similarly good games, similarly able to run on a bog-standard laptop? I’ve no interest in buying a gaming PC or any of that stuff, you never needed one to play Theme Hospital or whatever.

I know I’m asking for 3D games but you know what I mean. I just want to fuck around on the laptop I use for work, not drop a grand on hardware just to game for a few hours.

Edit: going to try Far Cry (the original).

It’s probably an interesting story, it’s just funny what they bother making films about sometimes. Like that McDonald’s film.

They made a film about Tetris, that’s bizarre.

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