“Click here to finance your addiction.”

HOW IS THIS LEGAL?!

Fuck those things.

Fuck.

Those.

Things!

“Did you get all that?”

[Yes.]
[No.]◃

I still think Kart 64 is one of the best of the series, but I don’t get the prejudice against ghosts. :)

Nintendo: “Well, it’s obviously not our rushed production schedule or choosing to use cheaper parts… I wonder what it could be.”

Reminds me how you can effectively nullify all the secret agents in Evil Genius by building dozens of huts outside with locked doors that lead to dead end hallways rigged with pop-up dummies.

The fact that there’s a locked door entices them to waste time cracking it open. Once inside, they get jumped by a dummy and shoot it then become confused because it’s not real. Eventually they get so confused they leave the hut. They the AI’s pathfinding sees the same damn door which has locked itself again. Wash, rinse repeat.

Sometimes they get mad and start shooting the traps until they explode, which injures them and convinces them to just go home. Once they leave, rebuild the damaged hut and wait for the next secret agent.

Turns out if you make a solid mobile game, it performs well.

When she found out and when Nintendo bothered to tell her is an appreciable distinction.

The Mac is a gaming tundra. Habitable, but not very.

Coming along nicely.

You gotta light up the ground around your base. Like a few dozen blocks in every direction.

“(or if someone we don’t like is using them)”

I appreciate them putting their money where their mouth is after delaying the game to next year.

Hope to see running gameplay soon.

“I saw a mudcrab the other day…”

Me reading the title and realizing the word “yeet” didn’t exist when this bug manifested.

That Daedra shouldn’t have been walking alone at night.

Was it the introduction of Nitro?

People are like this with unannounced tech products and it’s annoying.

“The ‘Apple Car’ has been canceled.”

There never was an Apple Car! You can’t cancel something that never existed let alone ever got announced.

Waiting for a company to loudly raise their prices.

“YEEHAW!! Lord Trump is bravely losing to the Chinese so we’re passing that loss on to YOU!”

“Fuck it, we’ll patch it live!”

The question is, will Nintendo Accounts (the thing Nintendo made so you didn’t have to get a new type of account with every damn console) that already have the DLC be able to use it on the Switch 2 with the Switch 2 version of the game?

Technically, there shouldn’t be any meaningful reason why not. Aren’t the Switch 2 versions just asset upgrades? Maybe a wee bit of coding to adapt the existing software to newer hardware. So if they’re smart they’ll say “Yes.”

The best reason for a no would be that Nintendo will not have yet updated the assets that are included in the DLC. Meaning people who own the DLC would get to use them at a later date when the teams doing these ports have time to get to them.

The worst reason to say no would be “Buy them again, cucks.”

I better be able to see my past reflected in that shine!

Blizzard successfully sidestepped the graphics wars and the inherent limitation of the Warcraft franchise by giving it a completely unique style that has never aged or been equaled.

Of all the bad things that have happened to Bizzard recently, losing Petras is definitely one of the worst.

That’s a start I guess, but the joy of their games is playing them on the phone.

Damn, how long has it been now? A decade? I’ve been playing this game almost as long as Minecraft. And just like Minecraft I feel a little guilty having only paid for it once. It’s worth twice whatever they’re charging.

This is one of the best pick-up/put-down time wasters. except it’s not a waste of time, it’s stays very fresh and engaging.

I really wish Mini Motorways wasn’t locked to Apple Arcade. Can you hear me, Dinosaur Polo? RELEASE MOTORWAYS AS A BUYABLE APP!

Wait, for years I’ve heard people refer to them as metroidvania games, in honor of those two games which defined that particular playstyle.

Is this something different?

If you steal enough Pokemon models, the Porygon curse carries over.

The other way to look at this is: Why do characters in a shooter need a listed date of birth?

Is there a secret dating sim rolled into it?

Do I have to answer this question?

Money.

Gold points are earned by buying select Switch games and hardware. You use it to buy stuff online related to the Switch. Nintendo wants to reset everyone’s progress for the Switch 2. If you want to use gold to buy Switch 2 stuff it has to be gold earned buying Switch 2 stuff.

Greedy? Yes. But then again, it’s a rewards program they don’t even have to offer in the first place.

That suits me, I just dumped everything I had into renewing my online subscription. Half off.

It feels like this is the only way Nintendo feels comfortable going from a currency system on the Switch to the exact same thing on the Switch 2. Nary the twain shall meet.

They just don’t want to be hounded by anyone about transferring gold from one system to the other.

Suicide Run - When the Mass Effect franchise peaked.

It should be illegal to apply for patents with the express purpose of suing someone else over what is now prior art.

We already have Luigi Health Claim Adjuster.

The Sims 2 has always been on the Mac App Store under Aspyr.

It still gets random updates to account for system-level changes.

Seriously.

Doesn’t one of the most powerful company on Earth give its employees excellent health insurance? Aren’t they invested in the wellbeing of a valuable employee?

…Come again?

Earth has a currency problem.

Back in his day, he was the king of Mario and he was the cool kid at school and all the girls sat with him at lunch.

“I’m old, and I’m not happy!” - Angry Old Man, SNL

Mario Odyssey seemed weird to me when I started playing. Not the controls or the difficulty curve, the look and feel. The juxtaposition of Mario and all the related Nintendo characters and objects with a super realistic depiction of an alternate Earth made me wonder where this idea came from.

But the more I’ve played it, the more natural it feels, as strange as that is. The controls are so precise and reliable. There are parts that frustrate me, but if I work at them I eventually overcome whatever obstacle it was. Now I find myself just thinking about it fondly and wanted to jump back in and redo parts I enjoyed.

It’s on the same level as Wonder for me. Wonder for being the best example of traditional and contemporary Mario, and Odyssey for throwing all the rules out the window and still feeling like a Mario game.

Maybe Abe Simpson should get a pro controller.

Then credit them, cowards.

I need context.

So many Japanese creatives, so many creatives everywhere, swear up and down they’re at the end and can’t continue on.

Guess what? They keep coming back. How many time has Hayao Miyazaki come back from retirement now?

The only thing that stops people like this is death.