I am also no longer the kid with that much free time.

I don’t think they meant literally. More in the sense that if you don’t include them you’re suddenly “anti-trans/gay/whatever”.

Rest assured that you were nearly done.

I’m kidding, but it do believe it’s only 6 hours or something. Still amazing.

“We wanted to make it so players don’t have to purchase the whole season pass at once, so we gave them the option to buy them one half at a time. Oh but the price for one half is the same as the whole pass used to be.”

Burnout: Paradise. I have many an hour in this game.

… Yet!

The article says that there aren’t going to be casinos and the like.

Mr. Miyamoto and Will Wright.

“Handheld”

No u

Amazing game, if you haven’t played it, pick it up. Singleplayer is amazing, although a tad short. I was kinda suprised at how short it was.

Jesus wept!

Ok, so hear me out. A Steam Deck, but you can detach the controllers and click them together to use them as a separate controller, while you connect the Deck to a tv to play on the big screen!

This looks neat! I hope it’ll be an Alien: Isolation type deal but set in Jurassic Park.

Thoughts on the trailer:

• Laying it on real thick with all the references.
• The raptor doesn’t see the flashlight she’s holding in the kitchen?
• She closes an inward swinging fence door on the T-Rex which doesn’t open when it slams into it?
• Graphics are phenomenal though. Looks like mocap?

I could see this. In order for an npc to have a specific personality, it needs to be trained on sets of text with that character personality, right?

That’s interesting, but it will be bottlenecked in 95% of the cases right now by the connecting hardware, right?

That is most definitely what is happening.

Plying into the hype of the recently released movie, of course.

My Lord, is that… legal?

So basically they’re pulling a Far Cry: Blood Dragon.

Damn, Space Trucker looks like my jam! Honestly I love playing the space trucker in Elite Dangerous but the economy stuff is such a slog, finding out what to buy and sell where.

trying to make a AAA single-player shooter in today’s market was a truly awful idea, especially since it was a new IP that was also trying to leverage Unreal Engine 5. What ended up launching was a bloated, repetitive campaign that was far too long.

See, it’s the last part of that quote that’s the problem. Not the concept of a AAA sp fps.

Also, palworld.com is an insane website.

What in tarnation

On mobile, yes. You can even play GTA 3, VC and SA

Invested a fraction of the money on Factorio instead and didn’t look back for a second.

Because you don’t have time to, because you’re optimizing your factory, right?

That’s a very… unique list.

Well probably have to reboot twice to launch the game.

And most of the audience is either autistic or neurodivergent with impulsive and/or compulsive disorders, and have unstable hyperfocus and obsession issues.

Really? Most of the audience?

That’s a bleak outlook on life.

What a useless headline. Anything could be the most impressive.

Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

Age 100: Spend your golden years reading books. Like the Kama Sutra.

“Date” instead of sleep. Slightly tamer.

Yeah, me too. The comment about it replacing CS(1) in your library scared me a bit.

I was at a goodwill recently and there was a slew of second hand cheap 1080p monitors

Holy shit how have I never heard of this game? It looks amazing. It’s giving me massive Fable vibes.

I think that would’ve been the first Crysis.