Man I sure hate it when your dev teams spend all sprint developing a bug!

Ubersoft

They also wanted users to know that if their chips are fried that it was the users own fault and no refunds will be issued

Nintendo, knows they can coerce YouTube into destroying peoples channels, by sung them in Japan, so they get to write any rules they want.

Any review that doesn’t begin and end with “its a great phone, but it’s 4x the price of last years budget model and only provides a modest improvement” is just an advertiment

As long as there is an even number of fuckups, they cancel each other out and Intel doesn’t have to refund anyone you see!

I was trying to wash the ugly off

unless they’re parked right next to your roses, I imagine it would be pretty easy to prove malice

Unless you try and put it in your pocket

Basically the Jim Cramer of vidya games

I love perturbator

For all of the people with a desktop computer but no phone…

I’m trying to research how fun this game is, plz halp!

And this is why actions speak louder than words

Because a paid program must be better than something a buch of hobos cobbled together for free!

“I’m sorry youre pussies who cant take being lied to and stolen from”

People get angry when you call something a roguelike

The first one was good!

Meanwhile a good Xbox controller will only last 100 hours

I wasnt saying it to be mean, I’m just tired of people misappropriating their anger.

We collectively have the power to prevent this from ever happening again.

unless all these people are now going around telling people not to use proprietary software, they are choosing to be victims again, and the only bad guy they can identify is you lol

I’ve been telling people not to tust proprietary software because, the only reason to keep things proprietary is to reserve the right to fuck over your customers.

Its like I told you not to play in traffic, but you chose to listen to the casket salesmen who benefit from your demise.

At some point it is the victims fault

Were sorry youre so stupid

Planned parenthood shouldn’t be political. In a few years drinking water well be seen as a policial statement against brawndo

Idk why anyone trusts peddlers of proprietary bullshit

MFs worried about bill gates trying to chip them didn’t even think about big parma

“The false assumption is that most SSL implementations return the server time,” Simen said. “This was probably true in a Microsoft-only ecosystem back when they implemented it, but at that time [when STS was introduced], OpenSSL was already sending random data instead.”

This is so amazing, NTP is too insecure, so we relied on random data from random servers instead