Step 1. Become “too big to fail”

Step 2. Fail

Step 3. Cash printer goes brrrrr

Doubt

For more platforms, there’s SquirrelJME (itself a fork of J2ME). You can build it yourself or use the retroarch core.

https://multiphasicapps.net/doc/ckout/readme.mkd

You can get some great controllers on AliExpress. Got a Flydigi one two years ago and it became my go-to.

Hardware Lumen looks way better than only software

Phew. Pack it in, boys. No more AI

This is about plants! Calm down

You had my attention, now you have my attention

Entire field of game theory in shambles.

You can achieve, and beat, PS5 read speeds on PCIe 5.0. No game will really take advantage of it though. They don’t even really take advantage of it on the consoles

Hey, if anyone knows their stuff about hate crimes, it’s the Israeli army. Maybe hire one of the pigs who murdered George Floyd too

I built a PC earlier this year which should last me a long, long time. I fully expect my next one to come almost entirely from China

Aren’t those AI chips, as opposed to gaming GPUs?

A lot of governments already do. The credit card duopoly is the reason the US decided to come after Brazil’s solution.

Why would a government just block payments for something it doesn’t like instead of, you know, making it illegal, which it already can do. I doesn’t need to block my payment to the heroin store, because the heroin store isn’t legally allowed to operate.

May? The world’s most prominent torture camp was converted into a concentration camp, as the secret police is rounding up undesirables with no trial.

Class consciousness leaving my body when the money hoarder owns the store I buy treats from

“22 years? it must have been a second SNES game”

Me, shortly before feeling bad

When playing with a controller, it’s not really noticeable for me, unless I’m gyro aiming or already under some latency from using Steam Link/Moonlight.

Maybe it was the best Veilguard that could have been made.

Veilguard is kinda ass though

Concord was the biggest flop of all time and people already forgot about it.

My comrade in Christ, you were supposed to do that months ago, did you not get the Newsletter with your Sorosbucks?

I love the Vita, and you’re right, you can hack it to accept SD Cards, use native PSP/PS1 emulation in any game and a lot of homebrew ports.

PS: If you’re willing to get third party PC Handhelds, the Ayaneo Air 1S is the closest thing the Vita form factor I know. 5.5" OLED screen, but the bezel is thicker and it has longer grips. It’s a 2023 device, so I’m interested to know what they’ll do with the next line of AMD chips

To be fair, every company was sure handhelds would die and mobile games would take over everything. Then the Switch happened.

There’s a bundle that includes the first two games as well for like an extra buck I think. Buy them and then never play them and feel bad about it.

Does Terraria know?

People say that, but kids under 16 probably aren’t the majority of people spending thousands in gachas. They usually don’t have money, save for the ones who steal their parents’s credit card.

PS1 version of 6 sure is a choice

Honestly they just need to put on a blueish green bloom filter and it’s back to being faithful

Did the tests cap at 8GB 😏

If you dip 1 level into wizard it becomes extremely adaptable thanks to the ability to learn from scrolls

That can’t be right, they haven’t made an attack helicopter “joke” or called someone the r-word.

I can excuse slavery but I draw the line at gooning

I could be unaware of something but I think you’re talking about the horny Salazzle clone? This is a couple of notches more blatant IMO

Imagine becoming a giant multimedia franchise overnight and deciding the best course of action is to create gooner bait

Going from old Ratchet & Clank games to the new ones will give you tonal backlash

My brother in Christ, you made the sandwich

It’s Far Cry 5 all over again

Yes. FSR4 is the first version that uses dedicated hardware to do it like DLSS. Consensus seems to be that’s it’s on the same level as DLSS 3 (CDN model) but is heavier to run, which is pretty great for a first attempt.

FSR4 is absolutely noticable. I can’t tell the difference between native 4k and 1440p scaled to 4k with FSR4. That’s a giant performance boost.

Meme of Giancarlo Esposito / Gus adjusting his tie with the caption “You won’t buy Assassin’s Creed Shadows because you’re racist, I won’t buy it because Ubisoft games are shit. We’re not the same”