RIP Luke, God tier pinball wizard.

I mean, yeah, I never said it was a perfect basis for measuring the value of games or anything else in the world. It’s just one metric, and by that measure it’s a pretty good value for time of enjoyment. Congrats on the rug bro.

What exactly do you consider high priced? $60 for a game that you end up playing for 10 hours is only $6 an hour. Compared to the price of a movie ticket, that’s pretty cheap entertainment.

Why does every single picture of Gabe look like hedonism bot wrapped in skin?

Echoes of wisdom

Nah, #2 was too busy hiding his arms to reach out a leg and block that shot.

Cool ghost town vibes

God bless Jessica

“Our headquarters are located in swamp-ass-backward-Florida”

Stray

I hunt mushrooms and apples for the next 5 days till I max out my supply in the stash and carefully avoid monster encounters because I’m scared shitless and I only get one life this time.

Sounds like you’re still at the Great plateau which is just the tutorial area of the game basically. You can watch a few videos on YouTube to find the easy way to get past it. The weapon breaking mechanic is really annoying at first but eventually you’ll realize that they did it so that you can enjoy all the variety of weapons in the game without having a hundred things in your stash. Exploration is one of the most enjoyable parts of this game so try to look around for the old man and he will help you.