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The meta progression in Rogue was just learning all the tricks of the game. Like what all the various monsters could and would do, the writing system, ELEBETH, and just figuring out the deeper mechanics that aren’t explicity explained to you.


You can play 1.5, 1.6, Conditon Zero, and Source.

You can’t play Global Offensive anymore, afaik. It did the same thing OW2 did, getting replaced entirely by CS2.


It should be more of the same, but not “exactly the same or a little worse,” like OW2 is to OW1. It’s the EXACT same game, but with fewer features.

Final Fantasy is a decent example. They’re all more of the same gameplay, while having totally different and non-connected worlds/stories/characters (up until 10-2’s release, anyway).


I don’t like CS2 either; but Global Offensive had already killed CS for me long before it was converted to CS2.



It is kinda hard to call yourself a sequel when you’re basically the same exact game and literally the original game doesn’t even exist anymore.

I do not like that I paid for Overwatch 1 but now only have Overwatch 2.


I remember getting it because the hype around it being better at RPG storytelling than Fallout 4 which was still new was the number one thing I heard about it.

While it is better written, I’ll give it that, it very much suffers from the same lack of interesting choices that Fallout 4 has. You have rebel, capitalist, and maybe sometimes a neutral 3rd option. Having two of those three choices just make one side happy and the other mad at you isn’t exactly the kind of depth I was hoping for.

And the action is pretty mid at best, while Fallout 4 I have pretty much always thought of as a pretty damn good looter shooter where it fails at being a halfway decent RPG.


The Finals at least is a fun as fuck game. The everything goes style also kinda makes sense considering the game is taking place in some kind of VR game show and both mocking of this kind of live service while being a live service game itself.

It’s also not a hero shooter; Your dude is supposed to be you. 🤷‍♂️


They have a price parity policy for Steam keys.

If you release your game elsewhere as a Steam key, you agree not to sell it for less than you do via Steam itself.

Not to mention EGS exclusives aren’t even ON Steam, and do not even have to worry about the Steam Key policy. 🤦‍♂️


Trying to argue that adding a 30% tariff to a good doesn’t cause the price to go up is nonsense.

So why aren’t EGS exclusives, which only takes a 12% cut and the dev of such exclusives also get a massive monetary incentive to be exclusive to the platform from Epic, not any cheaper than their contemporaries on any other marketplace? 🤔

Edit: Holy shit with the quintuple post hiccup 😵‍💫 Did not mean to spam; app just took a shit on me.


Steam didn’t do that. Even when you bought a physical disk you didn’t own the game. Microsoft is the one you should be blaming for how software is licensed over actually being sold to you. It was them who really pushed for that shit in the fucking 80s.


You literally are spouting out the same nonesense Sweeny does multiple places in this post. To say you’re not defending him or his platform is a blatant lie anyone with eyeballs reading this thread can see.

Good day, sir or madam.



Valheim hasn’t really changed much at all since it got super popular. It’s added some stuff, sure. But not a lot. And it is still horribly balanced and all over the place with what it wants to be.

Which sucks.



Liftoff still works? 🤨

Edit: Oh. NVM. Didn’t notice this post was necro’d. 🤦‍♂️



That makes it even more damning of a bad review. lol

I saw the comments saying it basically is TF2 without the updates, but reading the description on the store page it sounds nothing at all like that.


But Legacy of Kain did have unique shit. The best games in the series feature Raziel; a Soul Reaver. An entirely new and unique kind of monster. (except not really; he’s basically a vampire that eats souls instead of blood now 🤷‍♂️)


Shit barely works on Windows. It’s why no game with it will ever receive a dime from me.




Ok I did. And I’ll play it again, too. It was the best Elder Scrolls game to date.

The only thing that could make it better is updated visuals, better combat, and NPCs that actually move around and have schedules.

Oblivion and Skyrim have slightly better combat, better visuals, and NPCs that walk around. And nothing else that made Morrowind so fucking good. Let Kirkbride write more than 1 or 2 quest lines, god damn it.


At this point I just kinda expect Haunted Chocolatier to come out as a major update for Stardew Valley and not it’s own game. 🤷‍♂️


If the majority of developers gave a shit about the difference between Valve’s 30% and EGS’s 10 or 15% cut, you’d think they’d actually be going over there. But they’re not. If anything, they put their game out everywhere. So clearly the 30% cut thing isn’t a problem. The only devs they are coaxing over to EGS over Steam are the ones they strike up exclusivity deals with, which is anti-competitive bullshit.


You must not have grown up back then. The game does show her in bra and panties if you’re fast enough. The rumor was that she was full on naked tho if you were even faster than the bikini easter egg. But that was some bullshit, and you couldn’t just look at a wiki to know this, you had to find out for yourself.

There were other similar rumors back in the day for all sorts of games. “Nudalities” in Mortal Kombat. The ability to actuslly obtain the Triforce in Ocarina of Time. Getting to play as Luigi if you collected 121 stars in Mario 64 (later was actually made real in the DS release, but you unlocked Yoshi not Luigi). Etc.


Er… I guess I was exactly 20 by GoW 🤔

I was born in 1985 it came out in 2005. I was still horny, tho. Also I was on like every drug in my 20s, so it’s kind of a blur.


That whole controversy was blown out of proportion. Not only because it could only be accessed by hacking the game apart, but also because it didn’t actually have any explicit content. It was still fully clothed models just animated to hump each other.

As a horny teen, that shit was the most disappointed in a rumored game secret I had been since being told if you beat Metroid fast enough you can see Samus nude.


It’s still surprising that Sony is apparently being more lenient than Nintendo for once.

To be fair, the only real memory I have of the OG God of War games is that the first or second game opens up with Kratos motorboating two girls’ titties. And that was in a time when nudity in mainstream games was still nearly unheard of.


Oh so there is sexual content in this? Well now I gotta get it. Uh… Just not on the Switch.


Nothing takes me out of immersion more than pointless exposition. Stop talking to me, the player, and keep the conversation normal for my character.

Probably why I love soulslikes, especially the mainstays by From. They only give you terms of the world and don’t explain anything to you because you are part of that world and should know this shit.




You think we want launchers?

I hated being forced to use Steam when it launched, after they shut down WON that was used for CS. I want as little applications running in the background 24/7 as possible.

Steam got better overall, making the 24/7 background application actually useful to keep running (controller support to control desktop, chats, notifications of sales, etc). Nobody else does that tho, and I definitely don’t want to use a different launcher for every fucking game/store.


My first thought is how well it actually stays connected to the phone and would work through a case, as it appears to attach via just magnets. Does look pretty slick tho, and it also doubles as a powerbank.


How much VR does the mod even give? Like is it just being able to look around in complete 3D or do you also have the ability to manipulate the world with your hands? I have found many options to do the former and they don’t cost a dime, but I have yet to see anyone mod in the capabilities of being able to do more than simply move your head around to look at the game world.





The main game is also good, just not as cool aesthetically. I personally think it had the best dialogue and story of the series (on a non-humorous level, I mean. BD is “better” in the sense it’s purposely awful but gets the vibe it is going for spot on)