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The new Silent Hill 2.

The use of DLSS makes it look like a fugly, smudged mess unless you’re totally motionless. The combat is inconsistent; hit a monster, it gets stunned but then jankily cancels the stun animation to grab you or attack through your attack so it hits you but you don’t hit it.

Not sure what is better than the original other than the graphics when standing still. Even the voice acting is the same not good delivery as the OG, despite having been re-done.


Compared to Dishonored, Prey lacks all the movement. But I wouldn’t have compared it to Dishonored anyway; It’s more like System Shock 2 and is pretty good compared to that.

Unless they’re talking about the older Prey… 🤔



You can import them from outside the country off the internet. You can’t go to the local Best Buy or phone seller in the mall and pick one up in person.


Elder Scrolls 6 has been in development 1 year less than GTA6. They originally planned to start in 2013, but didn’t actually start until 2015.


Understandable. It was a huge step down from SA in terms of world activities. 5 only managed to rise to levels above it in the online portion (and only through hella years of additions).


Why would anyone be excited for a series that now peaked 21 years ago, and has only had 1 other release in that time?

Did you forget about GTA 4?



Another Crab’s Treasure is good.

No More Heroes is weird as fuck. But in a good way.


ARMA 3’s Altis map is too big.

Unless you’re flying a jet. Then it’s still too small!


Wolfenstein 3D (and the newer ones, too) with “Can I play, daddy?” with BJ in a baby bonnet and pacifier as the easiest option.



They used Poets of the Fall way the hell back then?! I had MP1 and 2 at launch; never got into the band. But got into them because Control has that one sound booth you can listen to Dark Disquiet in and they have been in my playlist ever since. 🤣


Quit messages in old shooters like Doom, Heretic, Quake, and Duke3d.

“Are you sure you wanna quit? Press N to continue kicking-ass and chewing gum. Press Y if you’re a little pussy bitch.”


So your reasoning for saying it isnt good is because you actually have to work to see it instead of it being spoonfed to you? Is that right?


It’s set inside the First House of the Bureau and you play as generic agents taking care of problems (which is still 90% the Hiss but there are, like, boss fights against “SCPs” like a traffic light and shit).


Were they expecting FBC to do numbers? 🤨

I dunno if it’s improved much, but at launch it felt like some kid’s janky-ass mod more than a AA game from Remedy.

And it was even dumber to set that kind of game in such a dope world when the game itself doesn’t have much exploration or even a plot.


That phenomenon is really just up to latency and The Finals, like most modern games, does not show you pings to help adjust to each opponent’s difference.

But if you had tried TF like 3 or 4 months ago, when it was literally bugged to the point that the entire game was desynchronized and what you saw was vastly different than what was actually happening I’d suggest giving it a try now. They finally fixed it. That bug was why I hadn’t been playing for a bit.


Elden Ring.

Or any of Mitazaki’s games for that matter.

They write so much shit down in making the games, but the player barely gets to scratch the surface with what they actually present in-game. This is actually really awesome because it lets you piece it all together without straight up telling you every detail.



Cargo pants usually have big enough pockets 🤷‍♂️


If you already have a BT controller (like any modern console’s controllers) you could just get a thing that lets you attach the phone to that controller. That’s what I did. They can be purchased for cheap, or printed yourself if you have a 3D printer.


  1. HD2 is not an extraction shooter.

  2. It does have MTX in the form of SUPER CREDITS and the stuff you can only buy with SC… You just can also earn SC for free if you grind hard enough.


What extraction shooter doesn’t have MTX? This one? Other than Tarkov (which does) AR is the only one I’ve seen that isnt F2P.


I thought I had it wrong, but I was thinking it was actually higher lol

It’s been a minute since I played. The important part is that you need to cash out twice to hit the limit. 🤣


It’s called Cash Out and you have 3 teams of 3 trying to grab and open a cash box worth 50k. The goal is to reach 100k, so you need to cash out twice. The match starts and there is a box somewhere in the map you run to grab, and then there will be two cash out stations you need to deliver it to (you choose 1 not that you go to both) and then keep control of while it unlocks the box.

Essentially a 3 team KOTH and CTF combined.


The Finals is the only shooter rn I like. I’m so sick of BR and extraction shooters. The main mode in TF feels more like a sport. And having 3 teams instead of just 2 or a FFA is a nice change-up.



You already mentioned the two games I know of that do halloween events, so here’s just a list of spooky horror games that are extra fun to play in October:

I liked Indigo Park. But, like… Not because the gameplay. I just really like Rambley.

But Resident Evil (any other than Outbreak) is spooky.

Amnesia, Outlast, the old Hugo point and click adventure games for DOS, Phantasmagoria, Phasmophobia, Slaughterhouse, Castlevania…


I can not remember if this thing I read a long time ago that pretty much confirmed that Nintendo, at one point, had Yakuza members on its board was a real news article or from a fictional book (this is somewhat of a plot point in Lucky Wander Boy)… 🤔

It’s one of those things that’s been rumored about since I was a kid, tho.






I laugh a lot during games. Though, most often, it’s from some unintended consequence or bug or just game physics being game physics (like a ragdoll spazzing out cuz it’s stuck in something).


The funniest thing I saw in Stardew recently, was that I have installed the Anthro characters mod and it’w really good at making everyone except some kind of anthro, even their dialogue portraits… But in one of the relationship sequences, it flashes dialogue portraits of various characters and in that once scene they were not altered by the mod, so there’s all these “random” ghost humans showing up.


The funniest thing he ever tried to sell was Milo.

Basically an AI character game before even shitty LLM generative AI existed. You had to have been the dumbest, most gullible rube to have believed anything about that shit.



The MOBA genre as we know it today simply took Warcraft 3 and tweaked the gameplay a bit with the original DOTA mod. But then stuff started ripping it off and we got League of Legends which, from what I could tell when these were rerelatively new, was the same thing as Dota but with different characters.

Palworld gets a lot of attention for duplicating some elements of Pokemon, but the whole game is basically a reskinned Ark, which itself is just Rust with more gimmicks.

The BR genre started as an Arma mod, then became a stand alone game, which Fortnite shifted gears from some kind of PvE game to add the BR that is dominating now, and everyone is trying to copy that. As a 40 year old gamer, it really is starting to feel like there is nothing new under the sun.


That’s pretty much been the landscape of major commercial gaming since I’ve been alive. Just replace Fortnite and Overwatch with the current popular game of the era. Doom, Diablo, Minecraft, etc.