I’m Irish you crispy cracker.

Valve is the most pro consumer company there is.

Is that why they argued against refunds for years until the EU forced them to do the bare minimum?

Is that why they happily sell broken games with zero quality control?

Is that why they happily continue to sell abandoned early access products?

Is that why they make back alley deals with publishers to use Steam as DRM for physical releases?

Is that why platform most-favored-nations is used to prevent games being sold for cheaper on other platforms.

Fuck you. You brainwashed G*mer cunt.

Valve is the only market place and game company that isn’t as fucking consumers at every step of the way.

I have physical copies of games that won’t work because of Steam making back alley deals with publishers to push their DRM into securing a monopoly.

Fuck you for excusing monopolistic shithead behaviour because your favourite billionaire has to buy Aston Martins to race.

I guess G*mers love loot boxes now.

Fuck Valve for the profiteering off child gambling.

And fuck the G*mers that keep giving Valve a free pass because they’ve been a monopoly longer then they’ve been alive.

White people when you try and explain that English isn’t a universal language which everything translates easily into.🤯🤯😱😱🤬🤬

Ah yes.

Swapping one walled off ecosystem for another

So are we hating on these guys the same way we hate on other companies that do the same thing? Like Nintendo or Rockstar?

No. We’re just going to make excuses?

Never change G*mers. You hypocritical brainwashed troglodytes.

Been saying this for years.

Valve has brainwashed gamers and gained a monopoly using the same tactics people decry Epic for using.

G*mers are a joke, yes.

I am so chill.

You’re the one getting upset.

That suggests I think of G*mers as people.

I don’t.

Pretty simple really.

I’m thinking of them being below me.

Which they are.

troglodytes, the lot of them.

Because I would rather not degrade myself by thinking of G*mers as people.

People whose entire personality and identity revolves around gaming.

That’s not going to stop G*mers trying to act smug while showing how clueless they really are.

G*mers admit Lord Gaben made a mistake challenge IMPOSSIBLE DIFFICULTY NOT CLICKBAIT!!! GONE SEXUAL!! 😱😱

I’d rather not catch the G*mer

Typical G*mer troglodyte.

Been fed for shit for so long you have a fetish for it.

DRM isn’t enforced right?

Good job completely ignoring what I said about Valve paying publishers to use them as DRM to forced a install base. That’s a good little lamb you are.

MORE consumer friendly

It is literally the bare minimum they are required, something they spent years arguing against. And you say I’m making poorly researched takes.

I know it’s hard to come to terms with how you’ve been treated like a fool. But don’t worry, one of these days you’ll see the light.

Aww dude.

Good job ignoring Steam’s monopolistic anti consumer practices that caused their dominance.

Good job ignoring Steam’s multiple instances of willingly selling shit because they get paid either way.

Good job ignoring Steam had to be forced to give refunds by the EU.

You’re a good little sheep aren’t you.

Aww dude.

Steam was plagued with asset flips for years and refused to do anything about it. Repeatedly saying it was a Unity issue.

Then there’s the slop of shitty “simulator” games

Digital Homicide

Bad Rats

Have we seriously forgotten about Day One: Gary’s Incident

Steam dominates the market because it paid publishers to use them as DRM for physical releases.

Steam already sells enough slop without AI.

But you know for sure the moment Gaben sees all the money from AI games, that shit will be pushed to the max.

Because Gaben is a libertarian fuckwit.

Fuck his greedy ass. And fuck G*mers defending his monopoly.

LordGabn has to buy Aston Martin’s so how.

Hey that’s not fair.

Gabe is also spending all that money on Aston Martins Valkyries to race around the world.

Yeah but this one has my favourite monopoly’s logo on it.

Then saying Sony has nothing to do with the Nintendo stuff. Is to put it lightly. FUCKING BULLSHIT.

G*mers are fucking troglodytes.

My brother is Christ.

They literally worked together to create a company to handle the IP.

Calling Sony a bunch of bastards here.

While calling Palworld an indy game despite the Sony connection.

Seeing G*mers attitudes change on Sony between this and Palworld. Is a tonal whiplash to say the least.

Steam.

Owned by Valve.

Published CS:GO.

Home to the most deprived gambling economy, that set the blueprint for others to follow.

Fuck Valve.

Yeah. Sony are a bunch of bastards.

And it’s a problem that will hit the smaller dev studios harder.

As they are the ones fighting for attention. Especially on the monopolised PC marketplace.

To me Disco Elysium was the next example of the “Art Game”.

The game people bring up when discussing Game as Art, without actually explaining what makes it art.

“which games”

The multitude of incest games that litter Steam’s new releases?

The ICO trilogy

After People insisted that Sony backed Palworld was an indy. I knew the term had lost all meaning.

It’s simple

Game I like = Indy

Game I don’t like = soulless committee designed AAA trash

G*mers: “that’s not going to stop me. I can’t read”