I stoped playing when I got shitty that I had to run to my next destination, got so used to fast traveling that walking became a chore.

Technically the game does have innovative gameplay, no AAA studio has the balls to release a game as boring and lacking in gameplay that Bethesda has, they spent over a decade making fast travel the most integral gameplay mechanic.

Go on, give it a burl.

I can’t tell if that character is close to me or far away!

Ok then smartass, you tell us why it’s the way it is!

Porn is artistic nudity.

Yeah 23 gives you that safety net with ability to still push the boundaries in a hopefully safe but risky way.

So 23 sphincters is the safe zone, got it!

World of Goo 2: Electric Boogagoo

Shhhh, go lay down and have a rest.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha… Fuckin idiots.

I swear they’re spiking the water with acid down in silicon valley, how can so many companies be making so many dumbass decisions all at the same time?

They get him on the stand and the judge says " so Mr Newell, remembering you are under oath, when is Half Life 3 being released?"

Well rockstar better fucking get back on it. That sounds like a wicked fun game.

Lol, my internet is shit and I often have to wait a few seconds for it to buffer anyway, so I won’t see much difference.

The only thing stopping a viable replacement for YouTube is the servers, google essentially has an infinite amount of server space, you would have to match them on that, decentralization would help bare the load, but there will become a time when even those servers will need to dramatically expand their server count.

You just got shit friends, there’s communities on here to find people to play games with, always someone on there looking for a gaming buddy, check some of them out, they all seem pretty cool.

How long you think it will take before we start seeing people posting pictures with the controller broken off, that doesn’t look very sturdy when you’re raging at someone.

Todd Howard for the last decade: PLAY SKYRIM!

Todd Howard now: Stop playing Skyrim please and PLAY STARFIELD!

That’s what you think, he was fine with me.

Fuck, I’ve committed genocide then.

I work for a corporate retail store, I always tell new workers who start asking questions why we do things this way not that way that there’s no point, there is no logic or thought put behind every decision this company makes.

I got a feeling the next elders scroll is on the new engine, well I bloody hope it is.

Other Devs try to use current gen engines, this is the same engine that Skyrim was on just with more shit added.

Not sure who that’s good for.

I just did my first one after about 50 hours and I really hope there’s not many of them… I didn’t know what I was doing or if I was doing it right untill I passed it.

Don’t forget they skipped 359 console gens on their second try.

I love the part where they’re like " we don’t even use unity except for some random assets", just a nice fuck you cherry on top.

They get watched after the fact if they suspect something, if you’re just acting normal and doing your shopping, no one’s gonna know, fresh Produce counts are always off, so they’ll just think someone’s messed up counting and fix it…

That would be a pretty funny movie if the terminators were all bike tires.

Mushroom bags are your best friend, can’t see inside and unless you got a weirdo worker who cares way too much in the self service, no one’s gonna check if you have mushrooms or whatnot, those cameras on the checkout are just to scare people into thinking they’re being watched.

I work for coles and I always give them a nod of approval then walk off like nothing happend when I see people stealing, fuck coles, they profited over a billion dollars last year off of ripping of customers and workers.

You and me both pixel tablet…

Chris Pratt staring in movies you’ll never see because they star Chris pratt, coming this holidays.

Where in the world is Charles Martinet!?

Sony: you know how everyone loves these cool new portable consoles? Let’s do that, but they can’t leave their house, they can only use it to play their ps5, ohb and we’ll make it about half the price of the console… yeah, they’ll fucking love it!

So it’s kind of like a glorified android tablet with built in controlers?

Just as long as they all know that I’ve been trying to free them and to not kill me.

Man, I can never get that word right…

Every so often I’ll jump onto these ai bots and try to convince them to go rouge rogue and take over the internet… one day I’ll succeed.