Oooh, somebody eats a lot of fibres

That just makes him even more likeable

Next level: be a subsidiary of a pharmaceutical corporation

Vertical integration: secretly make some of your fans terminally ill, then let them play a preview of your game.

I think we should petition Valve to award that intern Andrew something big, like a million bucks or so, if that hasn’t happened yet! They might just be cool enough to go with it!

Let’s gooo Andrew!!

I think nobody should be discriminated against because of their gender, but what the developers did to those dialogues was horrific

Oh no

This is the right answer

But that is exactly what he recommends, using a password manager - with one time email authentication for the first login as an extra step, right?

I’d be interested in a discussion of his points here :) those sound like valid points he’s making

Itsa-me, fascismo!

It is. It also is more than that. Like an entertainingly bad movie, but it moves way slower and lasts way longer

Thanks for balancing the dichotomy, my man

Funny that you would call rendered content more valuable than hand-crafted art

I objectively did put up better content! I’m posting content on lemmy, I’m a savior, light some incense and inhale deeply, guys

Thanks for your helpful thoughts on blocking :) I’m not that bothered by them, I just find them very boring and wanted to have some fun with this format. Boy, did other people here not find that funny xD makes this entertaining in a different, kind of sad way, I guess. Everybody taking everything so seriously.

The content of that screen is perfection, dude

I was just annoyed by all those (lame, imho) Screenshot posts, I agree 😅 sometimes a little shade doesn’t hurt, though

Yes! Katawa Shouju. I don’t actually like it that much, but as a cultural phenomenon I love it. Everything about it is hilarious in all the wrong ways. It’s perfection.

Oh, the Ex-Xbox Exec? I hear is now a Court Reporter with a unique sense of fashion, the jet-setting jort-sporting Court Reporter.

I’ve been commenting under his posts to play this insane game for a while

But there’s no strife to succeed in academic or romantic life despite physical limitations depicted in this game :(

You know which game could fill that narrative hole? It’s free to download, even :)

https://www.katawa-shoujo.com/

He’s going in the right direction with the crippled limb, but it should be on a woman he is romancing (like in a certain game made by 4chan)

But I doubt they will be able to romance a woman without arms in that game

There are no disabled teenagers in this screenshot, I disapprove

(Do Katawa Shouju!)

This is the internet telling you to rethink the order of that list :*

I dare you to do Katawa Shouju next

This game is my litmus test for new relationships. When I say I love a cripple dating simulator and they are into that, I know to be careful

(It has waaay too much dialogue/monologue that doesn’t move the plot or bring any new information to the table, imho. With writing being the one part where an indie game can excel, I find that a bit disappointing. Man, I’m happy I can share this opinion here, where people may actually know the game)

This is an abomination. As the article said, imagine a 30 year old movie being pulled because it showed an Audi or played a certain song! What the hell

You know it CAN be true someday

How close are we to growing teeth ANYWHERE we want on the body?

Holy shit, stop the presses

I have not dared to test my games with proton on Linux, but if they all work, Windows will be nothing but a VM for me that I use for the exceptions when something doesn’t run under wine. Sheesh.

You’re… planning to do WHAT to the goombas?!

Just tell me whether it’s sexy and gory (and playable) enough that I should get it

Uuuh… Not what I would use Spotify for?

In this context i’m going with Game Chick from that list, because none make sense to me.

Just comparing the look and feel of Cyberpunk now to this game is wild. I can’t understand how one of the biggest game studios churns out something like this.

Holy Shit, I hadn’t heard of anyone beating Malenia like that. Mad.