

He sleeps upside-down like a bat and roams the woods of North Left Cascadia at night, foraging for wolves. This is the way.


Speaking as a fellow peasant, I’d like to point out that you seemed to understand earlier that proxy-use is assumed to be agreed on by the group and therefore open to all players. This latest comment implies a lie-by-omission ambush tactic, which is indefensible of course, so I’m not sure why you bring it up.
I’ll restate for crystal-clarity:
Unless, of course, the commercial component is essential to your personal validation of the gameplay — which, let’s be honest, is basically just painting a new face on clown punching.
In other words, Pay-to-win systems’re pretty commonly regarded (worldwide) as greedy corpo bullshit, so how do you reconcile this Pay-to-feel-like-a-winner tradition?
By simply not looking it in the face? 😶🤷🏽♂️


If proxies are allowed, then why wouldn’t everyone in said group reconfigure their decks to include their clutch cards? That sounds like an unnecessary and illogical parameter, and implies an unavoidable need by the group to purchase their cards “normally” to feel that they’re doing it correctly. 🤌🏼
Brings us right back to “Fuck WotC, GW, CMON, etc.”, eh? 🤷🏽♂️


Not many FLGS owners I’ve met in the last 20 years would’ve tried that sheisty tactic. Sorry that was your experience.
To be fair to your memory of it, imagine what would’ve happened had you pulled it from the booster? Nevermind the nat-20 IRL that would’ve been 🤌🏼, I’m talking about the selling it too soon or hemming & hawing over it until the stress clinched it (see: the former). You’re better off without that Black Lotus, most likely.
Like they say, “The story’s not in the crits.” 🤘🏼


Ah, the 90s cash-cow is still getting milked, I see. What a poor slop of slack-jawed bastards: shelling out for shiny flotsam w/ inflated valuation that can be instantly erased at corpo whim — the same bullshit tactics GW’s been peddling in plastic for years before. (and still is, yes)
FFS, I noped out during Antiquities when I saw what a POS “card crack” model it was. How is this still alive?! 🤢
You want the list of 250+? 😅
I will say this much: the new Camina Drummer preset skin is perfection, and my head canon is forever changed. (The same awesome modder is also working on an Amos, but w/o the dialog to back it up, I’m not sure I’d run it)
edit: Currently, 253 on the pre-NG+ rerun:
“DLC: ShatteredSpace” “DLC: Constellation” “Archivist of Altair v” “Blackout Grendel Skin v” “Blackout Hard Target Skin v” “Blackout Kodama Skin v” “Blackout Shotty Skin v” “Civilian Survival Suit v” “Creature Plushie Set v” “Deimog v” “Escape v” “Fleet Commander v” “High Level Armors v” “Legendary Vendors v” “Observatory v” “Shattered Space Plushie Set v” “Starborn Gravis Suit v” “Starfield Crime Overhaul v” “The Perfect Recipe v” “Trackers Alliance The Vulture v” “Useful Infirmaries v” “Useful Mess Halls v” “Vendors Sell Faction Gear” “Additional Weapon Icons v1.7” “AkiRacer v1.0” “Anti-Unity v1.22” “Better Landing Bays v1.0 (2.13.025)” “Build & Decorate Anywhere v1.0 (7.19.2024)” “Ship Builder Categories v1.1” “Captain’s Bundle v2.2” “Chromatic Cosmos v1.0” “ClamTech Weapon Enhancement v2.0” “Crimson Fleet are NOT Lawful v1.0” “Dani Garcia Enhanced! v1.0” “paradiso general goods clothing and incidentals” “ZBB - ZoNEs Beautiful Body” “Outpost Habs Expanded” “Outpost Habs Expanded - Color Variations” “Trees Rescaled” “Dream Home - Overhaul” “More NPCs Have Routines and Stores Have Schedules” “More NPCs Have Routines and Stores Have Schedules - Dazra” “Dark Universe - Takeover” “Batten’s Shipwrecks (POIs)” “Project Warfare - Hardened Edition” “Polyamory - Remove single romance limit” “Shades Vehicle Tuner” “Immersive Ship Greetings” “Better Boarding Encounters (BBE)” “The Eyes of Beauty - Replacer Installer tool” “KZ Aggregation of Scraps” “Galactic Storage Network (GSN)” “Address Library All in one - v18 (1.15.216.0)” “Baka Achievement Enabler (SFSE)” “Starfield Engine Fixes - Game version 1.15.216” “Freestar Rebels” “BD-1” “The Mandalorian” “Blastech IB-94 Blaster” “Boba Fett’s Blaster Rifle (With Sound)” “Star Wars Aliens” “Star Wars Aliens - Ship Technicians Patch” “Bossk and the Trandoshan Mercs” “Star Wars Droids” “Star Wars Droids - SW Aliens Patch” “Ship Vendor Framework” “Star Wars Gangs” “The Weapons Locker Vendor DLC_Version” “Gulhof_SHIP_CleanerHabs.zip” “Smart Inventory” “Smart Inventory - Legendary Module Recycler Patch” “Smart Inventory - Shattered Space Patch” “NPC Enhancer Gun - Main 1.0.4” “Bedlam - Dungeon Randomizer” “GRiNDTerraverse - Planet ProcGen” “GRiNDTerraverse - ProcGen - DLC Patch” “GRiNDTerraverse - Planet ProcGen Encounters - Stand-Alone Exp” “GRiNDTerraverse - SandboxPatch” “Starfield Revised - Skills” “R2-D2 Follower” “R2-D2 Stop Buzzing” “Upgraded Companions” “Upgraded Companions - Announce Restored” “Upgraded Companions - Shattered Space” “Immersive Cargo Halls” “No Stagger NPCs” “Legendary Module Recycler” “Skill Fixes” “Crew Skills and Leadership Tweaks” “Improved Crew Skills (Rank 4)” “Better Bad Skills” “Abstract Lodge Paintings” “FOG REMOVER 2 (25%)” “QY Reshade for STARFIELD” “The Gang’s All Here - Multiple Companions and Crew” “The Gang’s All Here - Shattered Space Patch” “Crew Companion Skill Overhaul” “Visible Companion Affinity” “Proper Companion Previews” “RPG’s Psycho Companions” “Companions Conversations Fix” “Better Companion Gifts” “Better Auto-Hide - Spacesuits and Companions” “Better Living - Shattered Space DLC Edition” “Transfer Spaceships Across Universes - SFSE” “Ship Crew Assignments” “Intrinity Aeroworks” “Intrinity TN’s Ship All in One Patch” “Landing Bay Cargo Access” “Shades Glowy Stuff (Glowing Highlight without Scanner - Accessibility Enhancements)” “Starfield Fleet Expansion” “Graf’s Cockpits and Bridges” “CharGenMenu v1-1-0-19” “Sarah Morgan Dialogue Enhanced” “Ship Builder Categories” “TN’s Ship Modifications All in One” “Starware Star Map Search Engine - SFSE” “Colony One - fully featured UC space colony” “New Atlantis Awaits” “The Trackers Alliance Delayed Start” “powerofthree’s Tweaks SFSE” “Baka Console EditorIDs” “Customizable Player Spacesuit Nameplate” “KZ Mantis 2.0” “Mandalorian Warriors” “Mandalorian Warriors - Remove Crafting Req” “Backpack Display Mesh Fix” “Human Damage” “El Jefe Combat AI” “Gripe Fixes” “Star Wars Alien NPCs and Minor Factions” “Companions and Crew Face Change Mod Mrk2” “Earth Dome Home” “Pathfinder Armor MEA Redux” “Lazarus Awakened” “City Interior Map Markers for Fast Travel” “Advanced Technology” “Use NPC Animations - Eating drinking and more” “Outpost Furniture Addon” “Crew Takes Contraband” “Moradin’s Backbrounds” “Small Dialogue Edits” “Cost Of Spacing” “Variable Contraband Prices - Redux” “Spacefaring Economy” “Crowd Citizens Tweaks - Age - Clothes - Hair - Body variety based on location etc” “Andreja Dialogue Enhanced” “Dark Universe - Overtime” “Va’ruun Zealots - Shattered Space DLC” “Shades Bonus Backgrounds and Traits (Immersively add multiple Backgrounds and more Traits)” “Immersive Companion Portraits” “Extended Traits and Background” “Astrophysics Reworked - Discover More Traits” “More Traits” “Shattered Space Immersive Start” “Themed Starting Kits” “SKK Fast Start New Game (Starfield)” “HopeTown Expanded” “Starfarer’s Hairstyles” “Crimson Fleet Delay Start” “Luxor’s Freckles HD” “STARQUEEN 5 - Starfield Female Skin Textures” “STARQUEEN 5 - Starfield Female Skin Textures - Patch v5.3 hotfix WIP” “Star Wars Aliens - No Undersuit Patch” “Darkness Beckons - Permanent POIs” “Starfield Hair and Beards - old (RTFP)” “Starfield Hair and Beards - No RTFP Patch” “The Cheat Terminal - ugir489 Ed” “Galactic Mesh Fixes” “Missile Lock-On Range Extended” “Vehicle Hazard Protection” “Ship Builder Retexture - Dark Interiors” “Mattells Ladderless docking and loading bay hatches” “Outpost Framework - Betamax” “GRiNDTerraverse - Rocks Cleanup Stand-alone Expansion” “Star Wars Resources - NPCs and Props” “Star Wars Resources - Blasters” “Stroud Premium Edition” “Place Doors Yourself” “Tiger Shipyards Overhaul” “Tiger ShipyardsOverhaul - Ship Bldr Ctg Patch” “Tiger ShipyardsOverhaul - TA Mission Bd Patch” “Micro Modules - Equipment Mounted Engine-Grav Drive-Reactor-Fuel-Shield-Cargo” “Mattell’s Cockpits and Bridges Crew Series” “Shades Immersive Looting (strip and loot equipped armor)” “Star Wars - Tatooine” “Stroud Premium Edition - SPE x Deimog Patch” “Stroud Premium Edition - Empty Stairs and Elevators Patch” “Stroud Premium Edition - Useful Infirmaries Patch” “Stroud Premium Edition - Useful Mess Halls Patch” “Avontech Traveller” “Stroud Premium Edition x Place Doors Yourself - Patch” “Useful Brigs” “Star Wars - Mos Eisley” “HPE Better Metal Impact Effects” “Realistic Ragdolls and Force” “Parked Vehicles” “KZ Tachyonic Core Arsenal” “Enhance Companions” “Individual Ship Crew” “Believable Crime Report Radius” “Ship to Ship Transporter” “rbtUI” “States of Matter - Environment-depending States for Resources” “Buildings - A GRiNDTerraverse PPG Stand-alone Expansion” “Buildings - A GRiNDTerraverse PPG Sandbox Patch” “Buildings - A GRiNDTerraverse PPG Encounters Patch” “Realistic Scope - Blur or Black Background - Repainted Crosshair” “UC Vanguard Automata” “Extra Aneutronic Fusion for you” “SETI - Ship Exterior True Illumination” “GRiNDTerraverse - Biomes Patch” “Community Spaceship Expansion” “Community Spaceship Expansion - Buyable Ships” “Ship Vendor Rev-8 Vehicle Fix” “Captains Quarters Extended v” “Falkland Systems Ship Services v” “Lyria - A Starfield Companion v1.01” “Mini-Cutter Laser Weapon v1.61” “The Old Earth Data Drive - Quest Mod v” “Robin Locke - UC Fly Girl Companion v1.07” “Starfield Wormhole Portals v1.03” “The Dreamlands v1.0 (4.11.2025)” “The New Crew v” “Venera v1.2.1” “Zoologist Artwork v” “No More Temple Puzzles” “Let Your Coat Down for Starfield - Outfit Auto Swap and Wardrobe System” “Epic Theme Menu Replacer - 30 FPS” “Pekoe Brows 1K” “Extended Facial Sculpting - Beta - Final” “Lovely Rosie - CharGen Series” “The Expanse Inspired Tattoos by Scottyus1” “CharGenMenu Preset - Camina Drummer - The Expanse” “Permanent POIs - Rogue Science” “Auto Loot Ship Debris” “Matilija’s Aerospace” “Avontech Shipyards” “The Eye Revised v” “1-of-A-Kind Ships (Formerly WT Flexible Dockers)” “Charlotte - CharGenMenu Preset” “Monica Stuart - The Expanse - CharGenMenu Preset” “Faora-Ul Customised CharGenMenu Preset” “Better Ship Part Snaps” “Better Ship Part Flips” “Ship Builder Configurator” “Ship Builder Configurator Extension - Shattered Space Patch” “No Weapon Power or Count Limits” “No Reactor Limit” “No Engine Power Limits” “Graf’s Habs - Nova Galactic 1x1s” “Graf’s Habs - Nova 1x1s - PDY Patch” “StarUI Ship Builder” “StarUI Configurator” “SECS - Ship Exterior Camera Separation” “NG+ Mute Main Menu”
Elite Dangerous FTW. 🤘🏼
I haven’t played since ~planetary landings/Mamba release (pre-TurdReich, IIRC?🤮), but back then, me & my Mur-der-Lance in Black Friday skin were proudly part of the anti-griefer brigade.
(Huge underbelly particle cannon + overcharged boost for baiting said ass-clowns into a 180° top speed yaw-slip one-shot kill trap = mmm, so good <chef’s kiss>)
Even DIYed my desk chair w/ Vesa mounts to house a Warthog replica HOTAS, and ran an alt rig overhead for the Index to the battlestation (vs the default full room, standing set-up), et al.
Ahh… Those were the days. 🤩❤️🔥
p.s. Nowadays, I get close to reliving that nostalgia via my heavily-modded (250+) Starfield NG+, but am quietly & reservedly hopeful for the upcoming Osiris Reborn release… 🤞🏼😅
ahem <glares @ No Man’s Sky launch>


This isn’t a new excuse, and shouldn’t simply be lampooned. They, and others like them, will do worse than repeat it unironically — they will normalize it.
Back in the early Sim days (~97?), I lived with a bunch of friends in a duplex and shared one house computer (always on, seeding, etc.) that had a perpetual session running. Any housemate at any time could pop down to check on their Sims, some more than others. Me, though? Not at all.
It took them months to talk me into it, and even then I gave in, exasperated. So, I decided to be the weird house. Started with a second floor on stilts/pillars and made the first floor a hedge garden & statuary promenade with a pool out back. At first, it was funny to see the random burglars have no idea what to do with a front door that opened directly to stairs —and that’s only if they found the front door before wandering into the hedge maze. IIRC, they despawn eventually (environmental effect, not actual Sims), but I didn’t expect the neighbors to wander over and into that maze…
Quite a while went by before I logged in again to check on my crime family, and it was really only inspired by a few housemates complaining the game was losing their Sims or something. When I looked in on my house, I soon found their Sims… A couple of them had yet to succumb to their neglect, but most died of starvation and/or fire inside the unintentional maze under my house.
Oops 😅🥹