The little engine that c-c-cou— uhhhd! 🌋🚂

Ferreal. They stumbled through the Uncanny Valley, but decided to camp elsewhere — and wisely. The rampant alteration by the frothing, untethered Sims modding crowd will tweak every atom of their hard work into something barely recognizable. Except for the towel-guarded bits that pixelation made “too suggestive”(?)… Yeah, that’s not gonna come up at all, post release. 😉

Don’t forget the church in your metaphor. That way, the punches that keep those MAGATs spitting leftwise are reich crosses.

hooks & chains*

Unf. With just as much zeal, too. I haaate love that game. And RE8, too.

So, you’re saying this article is both a complete waste of readers’ time AND a lukewarm shite ordered by mgmt to meet quota, keeping their owners “in the news”?

Hunh. That tracks.

Darn.

So… Bullshit, then? That tracks.

No.

This game has been doomed since the SONY fuckery, NGL.

No one here seems to think we need to, son. Try soap.

You know that incels have a smell, right?

Talismans ≈ sumi-e scrolls? I’m in.

Pika pika, mofuggas

We have that much more in common, then. 🥹🫶🏼

I’m sorry, what?

Boomers trying for that Satanic Panic BS again. 😜 Yeah, that totally worked last time, gramps. TTRPGs are a multi-billion global industry, now. Fuckin’ blue hairs.

edit: Can you imagine what it would be like to have demonstrative pedestrian justice against CEOs, et al, be widely accepted as “cool AF” & something everyone’s at least a little curious about? What a Game Night changer, eh 😂🤘🏽

/surprisedpikachu.webm

SYAC:

…score some down time, get to know our companions, and upgrade our gear…

/article

No worries, it’s the effort that counts — especially when it’s nearly as often “LGBTQIA”, “LGBTQIA+”, etc. 🤪 Way to show up, though. 🫀🤓

Ah, your choice of phrasing put me off, I believe. Also, it’s “LGBTQ+”, btw. 🙇🏽‍♂️🖖🏽

I don’t give any attention to the manufactured outrage & the cringey idjits who blithely/proudly regurge it. Simple as.

That said, I’m enjoying the light-hearted fairytale style as a nice change of pace from my tendency toward darker, grittier fantasy (ie. behemoths like BG3 & Souls, etc.), plus the bonus of having Erika Ishii’s talented voice for my Rook … is so fuzzy-lovely-perfect that I might stay awhile and listen. 🥰❤️‍🔥🖖🏼

Are you being sarcastic?

So, you simply mean “being preached at”? What’s the over/under on religious “leaders” feeling they’re above the law, etc., but knowing that they have to keep the sheep from spooking?

What a lukewarm compliment. I need to wash my hands now, ew.

Yeah… And those people vote. 🥲

Ya gotta turn the brightness way down to really get the proper immersion they’re going for.

Triple. Sinister.

No. Don’t say i-

Dog.

And daring!

At least they’re confident? 😅🤷🏼‍♂️

11yrs-younger-you can’t judge. They were just another starry-eyed fuckin’ idiot. You’re good, just don’t do it again, right?

Right?! 😶

Bullying a bully sounds almost as wholesome as punching a nazi, NGL. A civic duty, even.

Wait. Is anyone actually surprised? Honestly.

Uh. So, boomers swinging in the dark to maybe profit from a generation they have no more contact with than their marketing team has with real human beings? What could go wrong?

More than Ssss-skyliness, you ssss-say? Ooh, boy! Color me exsss-cited! 👀

I would’ve believed you, maybe a decade ago…

Spoiler: that “something” is walk away with a cool billion and bin the whole thing.

Oh? What gave it away? The unassailable fact that this “project” has sucked up millions upon millions of dollars and dragged on for years with fuck all to show for it, and now they’ve added violations of labor laws to their pre-event ramp up where they’ll, yet again, show “teasers” for a somehow still unfinished game with no release date, et al?

Maybe something in there was a clue that this is a sham, and always has been? 🤷🏼‍♂️

So… 100% on-brand for GW, then? Hunh. 🤷🏼‍♂️ I mean, it’s not like they’ve been doing this shit for decade after decade after decade or anything, eh?

Fuck GW.

The shareholders did.