Dwarf Fortress and Cataclysm: DDA generate some crazy plotlines, full of narrative, twists, and character development. How come no writer has converted a character’s story into a novel, yet?

I got a new screen for my ol’ trusty Poco F1, from AliExpress, for 20€, and spent an hour to install it.

Why is the question about “stopping me” - there’s nothing here to motivate me to get one, so by default I won’t.