Anything to not install Linux right?

I didn’t even know they released a new console for about a year because I thought everyone was talking about the same thing.

ChatGPT just spat real good stuff out in seconds

There’s an entire episode of south park centered around this premise.

It pairs nicely with the 30GB day 1 DLC that costs $15.

Best I can do is preorder day 1 DLC.

Then franchising will REALLY continue.

Of course they’ll manage to nearly destroy the video game industry before they finally quit.

Devs are getting ground up as collateral damage part of our employee retention plan

This is a misconception, it’s the first handheld powered entirely by buzz words!

I misread that and thought you were d*cking your sister.

That would be interesting, would the market get immediately over saturated or would there be a healthy amount of competition?

There’s a guy on youtube called CNCDan who did exactly that. SFF pc in a very nice 3d printed case with custom PCBs for the controller boards. If you’re at all interested in that sort of thing I think he has a 9 part series on how he built it.

Hey when the KGB is standing in the corner looking serious, you bet those engineers will have the “stats” to prove it’s competitive.

Don’t a lot of gas pumps still run on MS-DOS?

I saw a bottle return machine running Windows 98.

Airport sandwich or deli sandwich?

Don’t forget the heap of micro transactions thrown in!

It’ll probably be locked down, just like the Xbox.

I’ll just put it over here with the rest of the crises.

The switch 2 isn’t even out yet and I already hate it.

Nintendo: “We’re going to keep the money machine printing”

Gamers: Shocked pikachu face

Anyone know how to automatically filter out posts with “Switch 2” in the title?

AI generated garbage.

Don’t PCs also have a lot of nickel in them too?

I “really” love when “articles” seem to “randomly” throw in quotes around “single” words “because” they decided they “wanted” to be click-“baity”.

Is our business plan out of touch?

No, it’s the employees who are wrong.

Supposedly a deeply unprofitable one.

That’s probably why it’s getting enshittified so quickly.

A messaging system that breaks away from SMS and MMS? Apple is so brave.

I’m sure there’s some VP execs that will want to “reduce maintenance burden” and will force a partial migration to the cloud before they pick up their next bonus check.

Agree it’s intentional. Normies don’t care about any of this and will just follow the memes. Most of us here are the users that had ad blockers and probably didn’t care about giving gold.