you got me in the first part, but if there’s no secret cow level I ain’t killing those cows for shit

beware the botchling (don’t progress to far to fast, level up or things like the botchling will be frustrating)

I know this comment is satire, but still

20xx, played it with a friend recently

• Monster World IV
• Twinkle Tail
• If Tomb Raider is old enough for you
• Contra
• Touho
• another game I played (forgot the name, will edit later)
• most games where you could choose between 2 or more playable characters

Now that I think of it, the only not oversexualised female protagonists in retro games (I can think of rn) are from japanese titles. The USSR didn’t import video games and Europe and the US were just too conservative ig.

Am I the only one here, who plans before traveling and reads a digital map before driving

Fallout new vegas for 2$