Having originally cut my teeth on Harvest Moons on SNES, N64, PS, PS2, and DS, I found the controls for Stardew Valley mind-blowingly good.

But that might have been because it was my first time playing a game like that with mouse and keyboard.

Soviets. And that early version of Tintin is rough.

It’s like poetry; it rhymes.

Agreed, it was pretty good until then. But the last paragraph is what made it a great take.

Yeah, and I don’t remember Half-life being the game that introduced the world to horse armor.

Even if it is that low in relative terms, your point probably still stands.