They filed a fuck load of patents. This is one of them.

Translation: mounts that can walk and fly. Which already exist in God knows how many games.

If Nintendo can patent MOUNTS in the year of our lord 2025, that lemming can patent logic gates.

Heh. Out of curiosity how many nfts did you buy?

The combat and ship customization (parts, not cosmetics) keep me coming back to ED over NMS. The core gameplay is somewhat samey with your options being combat, mining, trading, or exploration, but there is a bit more incentive. Players can now colonize their own systems, and powerplay is some complex bullshit that I occasionally participate in.

NMS is kind of a chill vibe, which I don’t mind, but I’m not creative enough to build ambitions bases so once I collected everything I was kinda burnt out. Also fuck fleet stuff.

GZW is better. Fight me.

Oh no they are about to lose a lot of horny money.

Yeah I assume it’s just a reset so they can go all in on monitization. But at least give us something in exchange for fucks sake.

Previously, any cosmetic player skins could be matched with any perk, or class. But now each Sharpshooter, Medic and so on is a hero shooter-style named character

HAH. BYE. If I can’t play Mr Foster at all times I don’t give a fuuuuuck.

Also lifting hero shooter elements for killing floor…? Eesh.

When did you jerk off last?

Their execution has already been ordered by Nintendo execs.

What’s significantly different that necessitated a third game? And is it going to be monitized to hell like 2 eventually became?

It was, and yet I’m still angry for some reason 😂

I understand and respect their decision, but leaving out when worlds collide is a fucking crime.

Good lord that’s more horrific than I thought. That’s full blown MMORPG time sink levels without nearly the content of a real MMO.

The 3 people that still play 76 say it’s good now. I’ll choose to believe them and not check for myself.

He did? Weird, never mentioned it.

Representing. My top 3 steam games are over 2k hours each with plenty more above 1k.

Alright already have it but for my VR bros, Into the Radius is half price at 15 right now. It’s has its own story but it’s heavily inspired by stalker. Probably the best shooter/scavenger game on VR period.

I ran vr on one of those. Not well, but well enough.

There are occasional appearances of trans flags and a few characters who may or may not be LGBTQ, but the majority of the characters appear to be cisgender and heterosexual.

Imagine completely ignoring a canonically trans character to try to dunk on a game. Also softballing that “may or may not” when half of the romance options are homosexual.

Wat

Talking about balatro or csgo?

Let us have this one. Steam is the only thing in the world that hasn’t enshittified yet.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

They’ll slap together a new megaship that makes all the old pledge ships look like shit and price it at 5 thousand and watch the money pour in.

Taking amazing workshop weapons from 1 and making them paid dlc was a kick in the dick.

The tried to patent fucking MOUNTS. Someone get square and blizzard on the sue-train and ream Nintendo a new one.

C’mon judge, that’s just the overview of the time line. He doesn’t even dive deep into anything.

Blizzard as it was has been dead for a while now. Jeff Kaplan leaving suddenly was irrefutable proof that OW2 was going to be flaming dogshit and it was and still is.

A cash grab?

If we can generate content with Ai I’m sure we can generate views too. Just an endless ouroboros of Ai generating and viewing it’s own shit to milk ad money.

Not really. It’s porn now.

I can type with one hand and pull a lever with the other, thank you.

But really quick, explain how balatro is gambling for the idiots among us

I thought you were joking about the recent kerfuffle, but no, you’re really this stupid.

I know, I’m just saying that has indeed been the whole deal of the franchise. Basically a more unhinged gta.

like a bootleg GTA title.

You have correctly grasped the SR franchise. The first 3 titles were great and the 4th was playable at least. It actually outperformed gta in a lot of ways like car customization, and the ability to actually run, customize, and expand a gang.

I had to pause the game because I was laughing too hard to play when this happened.

Important to note that immediately after that cutscene, you massacre your way through dozens of luchadores while “you’re the best” by Joe Esposito plays.

Though to be fair, saints row was always a game that set the bar of ridiculousness very high, then one upped itself in the next game, and it was gonna be pretty tough after defusing a launched nuke while riding it, then smashing through the white house to land at the desk. Which is fine, by the way, because you’re already the president. And the matrix stuff but we don’t talk about that as much.

Jesus christ. Here I was imagining something like vortex mods or steam workshop, didn’t realize modding was incentivized beyond creative passion.

Child labor?

Looks like it’s too late. I Googled bullet heaven and it took a few minutes to find the actual game, which is ironically a bullet hell game.