I meant the cartoon ork in a suit :P

What’s this from?

High Dynamic Range, tl;dr it’s better graphics, but ultimately inconsequential to most users

Naw.

Mostly I just hate the start screen :P

Gross

In America? Almost certainly

The port is legal. The trick is that it doesn’t include any Nintendo IP-- you have to supply your own ROM

Inertia

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/*removed*

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wetback_(slur)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spic

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paki_(slur)

So yeah. Not that ‘Zionist’ is a slur

Edit: Really, shitty censorship bot? We’re adulterating URLs now, and selectively only that specific slur? Gross on both counts

Make 'em require an online patch to be playable after first install.

Actually, I should shut the fuck up, they might actually hear me

Naw, it’s about pretending to stop cheaters. It’s security theatre, same as the TSA

[A day after mainland China invades Taiwan]

“Fuck, why did graphics cards quintuple in price?”

So, uh…link?

Portability is nice, it’s the same appeal as having Skyrim on the Switch, except it renders Skyrim and many more games much better than the Switch could ever dream of

maybe we as a society could standardize fridge sizes so we could build fridges that open on the inside but radiate on the outside

That would be more useful for places where houses are generally air conditioned

The only difference is the words they have to use. They aren’t making this change by choice

I didn’t know Israel had their own Linux distribution

You could, but you wouldn’t

I was going to pipe in that I paid for Minecraft in infdev, so pre-alpha. But now that you mention it, it was dirt cheap, and they had already had several free access weekends in indev, so I had a pretty good idea of what I was getting myself into

It can store enough energy to output 85MW for 100 hours, which is 8.5GWh. That’s also probably very optimistic math, unless it actually stores more than 8.5GWh, and that’s the reduced value accounting for losses

Dark Cloud 3 Bearnstained me; I swear I have memories of watching reviews of Dark Cloud 3, which talked about the previous two games, when I was a kid. It was a short video game review segment that regularly aired, on YTV.

That looks fantastic

Obviously Minecraft, Stardew Valley, and Nethack

Good point, I hadn’t thought about that

Server-side anticheat is more complicated to implement, so companies go with the lazy client-side rootkit instead

Wait, those are a thing?

I agree. Given that I use Gmail, Google ought to know basically everything about me, so why do I keep getting ads for diamonds, instead of GPUs?

Why are they spying on me if they aren’t going to use that information?

I am shocked that the people who are more likely to know how to file a good bug report end up filing more bug reports

I like Mint

Believe it or not, straight to jail

Hey dad, come over here and stare at the screen for a bit.

Pfft. No, you just download a sketchy webcam emulator and video of a dude looking into the camera

You mean like telecoms do? Of course they can. They probably still could even if it was a ‘binding’ agreement

I dunno about morally filthy, but the dwarves are definitely literally filthy

Well shit, I didn’t know that. I suppose it has been about a decade since I ordered any PC parts.

What’s wrong with Newegg?

750 W max min power consumption

Don’t forget loose .exes

I was gonna say, I’d probably apply some glue to the cracked area, then spin it up one last time to rip it.

Ideally great game companies don’t have to deal with lawsuits

Yup. Steam turbine generators have a lot of moving parts, and moving parts break