Making money and having people love you without being a total dog shit company. What a concept.

Last development update from…April 2023

Mecha-Bill Gates is en route to your location, prepare to be eliminated

Fuck spez

$5 + tree fiddy?

How about $5?

When it’s just hype alone, games end up getting destroyed with bad reviews. If a game is hyped up and is actually good, that’s different, isn’t it?

Pinky swear bro, we’ll make em

Star Citizen is clunky dog shit.

This is one of my favorite games. I prefer to decimate every enemy I can find and allow others to find the corpses.

Star citizen was an absolute mess. So clunky. The UI is atrocious.

Diablo 4 was pretty great, thoroughly enjoyed it.

Fallout 76 made a decent comeback from its dismal launch.

Uhhh I seriously doubt it’s even close to what they said it was going to be

And it doubles as a bludgeoning device for murder on the go!

Bethesda tactic: Half-ass your game development and let the modders finish the work without having to pay them!

Thanks for the tips. I got a new ship and almost immediately destroyed it because I did dumb things. Hence the desire to rage quit.

I just started EVE Online and I might be ready to rage quit.

That’s deep.

It just works borks

Don’t port your software for a toaster and tell your consumers that it’ll run fine.

Lol you can watch YouTube videos to see how shit it was. There’s really no reason or basis to argue this with the monumental amount of evidence that proves it. Sony pulled it from their online store because it was so bad.

Money they could’ve spent up front, to actually make the game not a total shit-volcano.

Nut teasers, you say?

I can has?

It’s back to T posing? Lmao CDPR is a fucking joke.

Thank you for being a logical person.

Ha, yes. Thanks for the correction.

Same for cyberpunk

Cyberpunk is the soul sole reason I don’t preorder games anymore. Hype be damned.

Fool me once…

It’s actually just pee, but not just any pee, Todd fucking Howard’s pee

Terminator: Gorgonzola Annihilation

Was really tempted to buy it, but it sounds like it’s too much of a grind for my taste.

What about it makes it GOTY for you? It was a broken, hollow shell of what they had been promising for years.

Federal “pound me in the ass” prison, actually

It’s the first time Todd has ever heard someone tell him “Omg it’s so big”

cunt-faced shitbags

I like this part

One of my favorite game series

Yes but how girthy is it?

RIP to a legend.