Imma feed your comment into an llm and your magic spell can’t stop me

For

Of course it’s the fucking French

It started because they would be on the Xbox 2 when PlayStation was on the PlayStation 3 and they didn’t want to seem lesser so they started making up stupid bullshit for every console

I wouldn’t mind a much bigger world. If it’s actually populated. There needs to be shit to do. Reward me for going off the path.

Pussies

And all of them are fuckable

You had me at sucks you

Didn’t one of the metal gear games have a feature length cutscene?

Skill issue tbh

https://championstactics.ubisoft.com/marketplace?sort=price_desc

There is an even more expensive one now.

To shreds you say?

Show me your hair.

How many add furcocks?

Made by 3 of the guys behind 9/11!

This game touched my balls as i slept

If imma be an advertisement i do it my way.

Harrison Ford would look great with some giant honkin titties though

Also you’re fat.

I want an aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack on the coasters

^flame ^on

Not as fucked as his mom

Yo I’m trying to fuck a cat girl leave me alone

Also erp clubs.

So. Many. Erp clubs.

Apparently he’s a last minute change. In the original script they had jar jar binks being the super hated character that went to the FBI or whatever he was

Then, for old time’s sake, they posted some classified information

I wanted to be Sheik :(

Yeah I had been getting those emails for a long ass time

Haven’t they been warning about this for like a year?

SKULL. GUN.

They removed The iron Giant while some kind of tournament was going on. There was a story about some dude who was rising the ranks of the tournament and then they just removed his fucking main

The player will be thrilled when they release it.